Housemate stealing weed!

[Harry Gypsna]

i think you should.....

Well, there was the dude who used to hang his arse out of the bus window and have a shit, instead of going to the tent over the hole we dug for the purpose.
The IV speed freak who brought all sorts of junk back to the squat and kept you awake all night taking things apart and sanding/sawing/painting wood, who thought spraying blood from a syringe onto the ceiling was art.
The dude who was allegedly seen by another squat mate sexually abusing his dog.
The prick who would ruin a perfectly good meal of "Big pot of stuff from tins"(tins of beans, chopped tomatoes, stewed steak, new potatoes, baby carrots etc, all mixed together) by adding dog food to it.
The guy who thought nobody could hear him masturbating or smell the result in a bender 10 foot across with 5 people in it.
The chick who thought nothing of dropping trou and changing her tampon in front of everyone.
The seriously OCD guy who kept his piss in milk jugs.

That'll do for now I think

 

[sunset limited]

Well, there was the dude who used to hang his arse out of the bus window and have a shit, instead of going to the tent over the hole we dug for the purpose.
The IV speed freak who brought all sorts of junk back to the squat and kept you awake all night taking things apart and sanding/sawing/painting wood, who thought spraying blood from a syringe onto the ceiling was art.
The dude who was allegedly seen by another squat mate sexually abusing his dog.
The prick who would ruin a perfectly good meal of "Big pot of stuff from tins"(tins of beans, chopped tomatoes, stewed steak, new potatoes, baby carrots etc, all mixed together) by adding dog food to it.
The guy who thought nobody could hear him masturbating or smell the result in a bender 10 foot across with 5 people in it.
The chick who thought nothing of dropping trou and changing her tampon in front of everyone.
The seriously OCD guy who kept his piss in milk jugs.

That'll do for now I think

i think i met some of those cats in alphabet city in the 90's.
you sir are punk as fuck.

 

[sunset limited]

also:

guy who could suck his own dick and booked himself in queer clubs doing it on stage.
guy who would mainline grain alcohol, get drunk for 5 seconds, pass out, piss on himself.
girl who robbed ambulances looking for smack but only ever got bandages and cathaters.
guy who got involved with the russians and was never heard form again.
girl who had herpes and warts and didn't tell anyone til a dozen of us had hit it.
the undercover narco cop.
the other undercover narco cop (who got herpes).
monthly overdose guy.
g.g. allin wanna-be guy.
fuck, those were days.

in fairness, that one guy's dog was really asking for it. did you see what she was wearing?

 

[Wendull C.]

Where do you guys live and how do you find these people?

 

[Moppel]

Well, there was the dude who used to hang his arse out of the bus window and have a shit, instead of going to the tent over the hole we dug for the purpose.
The IV speed freak who brought all sorts of junk back to the squat and kept you awake all night taking things apart and sanding/sawing/painting wood, who thought spraying blood from a syringe onto the ceiling was art.
The dude who was allegedly seen by another squat mate sexually abusing his dog.
The prick who would ruin a perfectly good meal of "Big pot of stuff from tins"(tins of beans, chopped tomatoes, stewed steak, new potatoes, baby carrots etc, all mixed together) by adding dog food to it.
The guy who thought nobody could hear him masturbating or smell the result in a bender 10 foot across with 5 people in it.
The chick who thought nothing of dropping trou and changing her tampon in front of everyone.
The seriously OCD guy who kept his piss in milk jugs.

That'll do for now I think

ROFL

 

[Moppel]

also:

guy who could suck his own dick and booked himself in queer clubs doing it on stage.
guy who would mainline grain alcohol, get drunk for 5 seconds, pass out, piss on himself.
girl who robbed ambulances looking for smack but only ever got bandages and cathaters.
guy who got involved with the russians and was never heard form again.
girl who had herpes and warts and didn't tell anyone til a dozen of us had hit it.
the undercover narco cop.
the other undercover narco cop (who got herpes).
monthly overdose guy.
g.g. allin wanna-be guy.
fuck, those were days.

in fairness, that one guy's dog was really asking for it. did you see what she was wearing?

and another ROFL

 

[sunset limited]

Where do you guys live and how do you find these people?

in an irvine welsh novel probably.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

also:
girl who had herpes and warts and didn't tell anyone til a dozen of us had hit it.

Yup, we had one of these too, latex allergy apparently.

EDIT
When say "We had", I mean we knew, we didn't all "Have" her....I sure as fuck didn't.....thankfully. Shame though because she was a great lass.

 

[Arthritis_sucks]

Where do you guys live and how do you find these people?

Livin in a van, down by the river.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Livin in a van, down by the river.

This is now a "Crime" in the UK.
Seriously, the police can order you to move on, even if the landowner is happy for you to be there and there have been no complaints, if you don't piss off, they can seize your vehicles and tents etc. Then they will put an article in the local paper with a photo of your kitchen knives and utensils, and your tent peg mallet, and say how they took all these "Weapons" from the dangerous crusties that the local people must surly be grateful are gone.

 

[mpd]

pics or didn't happen...

 

[Drift13]

This is now a "Crime" in the UK.
Seriously, the police can order you to move on, even if the landowner is happy for you to be there and there have been no complaints, if you don't piss off, they can seize your vehicles and tents etc. Then they will put an article in the local paper with a photo of your kitchen knives and utensils, and your tent peg mallet, and say how they took all these "Weapons" from the dangerous crusties that the local people must surly be grateful are gone.

Sure don't sound like the UK I remember from the mid 70's when I was stationed @ R.A.F. Lakenheath and spent my off time in S.W. London. What a shame.

 

[944s2]

Sure don't sound like the UK I remember from the mid 70's when I was stationed @ R.A.F. Lakenheath and spent my off time in S.W. London. What a shame.

drift,,,if you remember london in the 70s ,,l,then you would have a fit if you come back now, cctv everywhere,
,most of the shops in central london staffed by non brits,,massive changes to the skyline, etc.etc,etc, london in the 70s compared to london today are very different places,,keep your good memorys drift,, i remember how it used to be,,peace and regards s2

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Sure don't sound like the UK I remember from the mid 70's when I was stationed @ R.A.F. Lakenheath and spent my off time in S.W. London. What a shame.

I wish I'd have been around then, when we still had some freedom.
I would have loved to have gone to the Stonehenge free festival.

In truth, the convoy movement, grew out of the gov clamping down on the big squats in the 70s, and then Maggie the witch started clamping down on the convoys in the 80s as it was a real threat to her plans. Plus English heritage couldn't have a few thousand hippies on stonehenge in peak tourist season, bastards. A tv show about the travellers summed it up best, the gov didn't mind the convoy, when it was a few st martins art school poshos and Cambridge grads, but when hardcore people from the estates in south London and up north started joining up it scared the shit out of them.

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live, and they do live well.
Stonehenge, where a man's a man, and the children dance, to the pipes of Pan.

That was recorded in doubly.

 

[MJBadger]

girl who had herpes and warts and didn't tell anyone til a dozen of us had hit it.

Sounds like you be fucked then .

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

maybe I'm just a texan red neck ass hole, but that guy would receive a beating from me and then I would throw him out and wash him with a hose and dish soap. then throw delousing powder on him.

His body odor sticking up your whole house, that is fucked up. that person needs to be beaten and washed. as far as the weed. Get a safe bro. lock your shit up. lock your door.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

get a safe to keep yer weed and money and porn in . and toothbrush cause he might be mad ya lock up yer weed

I love how you included the tooth brush. that is solid advice.

 

[dagnabit]

Where do you guys live and how do you find these people?

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

^ hahahahhahahahaha

"We can bang and stuff in his car, but Ricky cant come in the house. He smells like garbage and is covered in bee stings." -Lucy

"You can not give reputation to the same post twice"

 

[Kcar]