Totally Random Post

[DarthFader1]

went to a strip joint with a few buddies for some drinks and to catch up. lil hottie walks up and says she wants to give all 6 of us a "gift". we follow her to the couches where she starts to do where thing. she cops over my boys lap and starts pulling her thong to the side, turns around and sticks her box in my boys face. he cracks the fuck up laughing and knocks her off his lap. we are all like WTF. he says "thanks for the gift but you left some gift wrap on it." she was like WTF? he says tp. you have tp stuck to your box. hahahahahah it made us almost pee and then buy double shots of henny. fucking riot.

Ewww faaaarrrrk that is nasty! I threw up in my mouth a little bit hearing that.

My random comment tonight.... Playing online poker makes me so mad i could kill everyone



































Just sayin

 

[Stoner4Life]

Ahhh, 1972.......

I remember the first time I called my parents while I was drunk, I was 15 yrs old (drinking age was 18) at the time & I was blabbering about being in my groove and not wanting to come home to my crib, "My crib?" my mother repeated back to me "where the hell are you Dave?"

mom, dad & my little sister drove up to the bar we were at and assessed the situation. our driver was not a designated driver (not invented yet) but he was the son of a very well known mobster and the least drunk of the 3 of us. he assured them we'd be home safe soon.

My folks gave me their blessings and told me to be home in 90 minutes, that was so cool of them.

 

[FiveLeggedGoat]

I''m going to invent grass that cut's itself and call it emo grass.

 

[paulycali]

I like turtles

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[im me]

If a frog had wings it wouldnt hit its ass when it hops.

 

[k-s-p]

great wall of vagina

 

[bigscoot]

sham-a-lama-ding-dong

 

[s13sr20det]

 

[GreenHills]

According to a study titled "The biological limits to running speed are imposed from the ground up" human beings should be capable of running approximately 40 mph. Today, the fastest man on Earth, Usain Bolt, only runs 28 mph. What is holding us back?

Of course I can't talk because I only run about 16 mph. Unless a K-9 unit is chasing me, and then I am considerably faster!

 

[GreenHills]

My Xbox 360 refuses to wear condoms, and now I have a PlayStation 360

 

[Iva]

My mother stopped at my home yesterday to say hello. I was not at home.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Grabba dabba goo

 

[BudToker]

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

-BT

 

[Puffaluffagus]

Caught with hand in cookie jar


Working on new master plan for stealing cookies

 

[mean mr.mustard]

One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for girls
Four for boys
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told

There's a bird that nests inside you
Sleeping underneath your skin
And when you open up your wings to speak
I wish you'd let me in

Counting Crows are amazing.

So is hash oil.

Life is good.

 

[FiveLeggedGoat]

One might make you lazy,
Two might make you crawl,
Three might make you crazy,
and 4 end's it all

I'd rather have holes in my eyes
than to watch your soul paralyzed

 

[k-s-p]

I like indoor plumbing

 

[Stoner4Life]

"that's not my weed, I'm holding it for someone else."

 

[mwz]

spicy meatballs.