dream job you can never get

[supermanlives]

fly fishing guide in a canna-friendly state or country. i could probably stand floating trout rivers with stoners waving fly rods around, falling out of the boat...you know, the usual.

being a guide is overrated . and theres nothing worse than drunk,stoned beggining fly fisherman. you spend alot of time freeing their fly from trees, and yourself. nothing like a fly zipping past ya at 90 mph lol

 

[rajen]

I gets plenty o' ass... no need to plan a shitty job around the prospect of looky but no touchy... drool but no pull...

perv, but no swerve...

My dream job would be to do what Moonshine* does everyday. looking at lovely ladies all day.
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This isn´t just pleasure, because looking at the ladies isn´t paid...

Working in a herb producing business is hard work.
How I know ? I left this long time ago...Working at night and sometimes daytimes, when the girls from the phillipines and surinam made clones. Or the harvesting...even if you use machines it´s hard work, and you sneeze all the time and your eyes are watering all the time.
Mantaining is the next problem, and changing location every year is also a drag....
And the selling get more and more dangerous...
This isn´t a dream job.
I once had the oportunity to set up a private coffeshop in North Holland, but my dutch partner cheated on the supplier with his wife...so we where lucky to get away with no consequences except not beeing able to start a busines in that town.
Or as I was offered a handyman job at the european school in singapore, my wife wouldn´t move...
And that´s the reason I never could get the job I liked to have.
But she let me do my long lasting travels over the worl, so i don´t care about the job, as long as it gets me the money for my needs ;-)

 

[Bobby Stainless]

 

[buttyrekka]

dream job?..easy...spitfire pilot/secret agent wasting nazis and fucking frauleins,then back home for tea and biscuits....

 

[noyd666]

being a judge would be cool, plenty freebeessss ,ya know, let all the stoners off , award medals, for most devious growers ,i better stop token lollll.

 

[OrganicBuds]

I would never accept less than 60$ an hour working electrical at a college in California, 25$, lol. It's a prevailing wage job bro. Also, you call your self "master" electrician.....what does that even mean? If your really a journeyman electrician with journeyman knowledge all you have to do is take the state electrician test and you are considered a journeyman. That's what I did, some continuing education every 3 years and your good.

Dream job - Manager of a cannabis company that sells top grade organic cannabis to stores near you. Every grocery store, liquor store, garden store. I would produce seed, flowers, and all grades of hash........what a life that would be.

 

[wantaknow]

i wannt to manage the victoria secret shop in the mall!ya feel me dawg

 

[waveguide]

women's bicycle seat

nah kidding - here's a free tip for those of you who aint satisfied with your wife.

fenugreek seed is used in indian cooking, also fenugreek sprouts. you can also get fenugreek oil. it has high prolactin content, which makes breasts firm and erect. it works, give it a month or two. perfectly safe, used for thousands of years.

check with your wife first, because she may be pissed as hell if you try to sneak it.

happy fucking. personally, i always think of george carlin, one dog trying to jump over another dog but can't quite make it. not real intellectually stimulating.

 

[Piel]

Travel guide, somewhere with a spring break happening. I´d even fuck the ugly ones.

 

[Iron_Lion]

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[DeepestCover]

Growing weed legally.

 

[darkshadow]

Medical Marijuana Quality Tester.

 

[Brother Bear]

I would like to blow shit up !! Like mythbusters do, just for fun, i don't even need to be paid

 

[Manivelle]

king of the world
or just growing weed outdoor legally and as much as i want and of course with a license to kill with Class 3 military grade weapons .

 

[Jamorg13]

My dream job is a whole bunch of aquaponic vegetable greenhouses

 

[DIDM]

being Anthony Bourdain

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[Tom Hill]

I want to be the guy who interviews new prospective talent in the go-go bars of Asia. Or maybe the the guy who coordinates their retirement plan out in Tom's home for wayward retired go-getters. But alas, since I'd have to be constantly buzzed to truly make them feel comfortable, and/or to even to broach truth, it would probably be the death of me. "Wyatt, can you just let me go to hell the way I want to?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWgprZu4Hk4

 

[Jamorg13]

I want to be the guy who interviews new prospective talent in the go-go bars of Asia. Or maybe the the guy who coordinates their retirement plan out in Tom's home for wayward retired go-getters. But alas, since I'd have to be constantly buzzed to truly make them feel comfortable, and/or to even to broach truth, it would probably be the death of me. "Wyatt, can you just let me go to hell the way I want to?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWgprZu4Hk4

I retract my first statement... asian gogo bar talent interviewer would be mine hahaha. Or anything to do with hot asians actually

 

[sso]

star trek captain.

that or a wizard in a fantasy world.

 

[TPFTFW]

if Jerry springer was real back in the day not gonna lie that'd be a fun thing to co ordinate.. Be the people picking the topics & what not.. if your dwarf hooker with that elephant disease please call this hot line.. or like mix Jerry springer and ninja warrior.. have all the potential baby daddies race through the course with the test results at the end