you know U are a real grower when:

[junior_grower]

When you start looking at 15 - 20kva diesel gensets and actually start crunching numbers to work out if one of these is viable.

Look at propane or natural gas.

 

[Eternal Seeds]

When the postman comes and you sign the registered letter with your hands glued with resin.

 

[hempluvr]

When the postman comes and you sign the registered letter with your hands glued with resin.

haha,roflmfao! I did that today

 

[bombadil.360]

when you are growing, and then pinch yourself, and you go: 'ouch!'

 

[Max Headroom]

when the strain you grow the most isn't necessarily your favorite.

 

[gloryoskie]

okay.

you make cannabutter.
you make hash.
you make seeds.

you grow strains you don't even smoke.

 

[ak-51]

When you don't watch the show Weeds because you can see something better in your basement.

When hardware store employees recognize you random places as "that dude who comes in all the time".

You could take a wild guess at the amount of weed that you have jarred up, but you're really not sure. You just know it's a bunch of jars.

 

[megayields]

When the cops show up across the street from you to talk to your neighbor who is having a "Hatfields and McCoys" feud with HIS neighbor (not me)......and you FREAK out (happened to me today) AND I live in the most chill county for growing in the US and am completely prop 215 compliant...but....I might be over the plant limit with my clones, mothers and seed starts.

 

[supermanlives]

well i once had a resevoir big enough to bathe in easilly ,could of had a few babes too.lol.now i am just playin. for now

 

[nerd4life]

- you have general knowledge about biology and horticulture without taking any of those courses

-"girl scout cookies" ain't what those little girl are selling door to door.

- the words "sour" and "diesel" take on a whole different meaning.

- Always thinking of ways to better your "yield"

 

[greenmatter]

when all the ladies in the basement are staked down, chained up or bent over ........ but you don't like leather

 

[supermanlives]

you can do that without leather^^^

 

[abuldur]

when you dont know where to dry your outdoor crop cause you used the space to start an early indoor crop.

 

[PuReKnOwLeDgE]

When you have fried a transformer.

 

[redbudduckfoot]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this happen at yer "new" spot?

balls to the wall!!!

rbdf

 

[Greyskull]

when you remove the sticky icky oils and residues left on your fingers from molesting/inspecting your budding plants by running your fingers thru your hair

 

[oldmanMozz]

when you dont know where to dry your outdoor crop cause you used the space to start an early indoor crop.

lol, nice problem to have.

 

[thaicat]

When you walk into a Post Office and the old lady behind you tells you you have ''leaves'' hanging on the back of your sweat pants. You instinctively brush them off and 4-5 partial sweet leaves fall on the ground....

 

[oldmanMozz]

When you walk into a Post Office and the old lady behind you tells you you have ''leaves'' hanging on the back of your sweat pants. You instinctively brush them off and 4-5 partial sweet leaves fall on the ground....

haha very funny, keep them comin,
cheers an bongs mozz

 

[stems&seeds]

when you have been banned at least 1X