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Hey, y'all, my IC FAM, help me be happy again!!!!

castout

Active member
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Yeah, life can really suck, and if you know me, then you know my life is HARD. So tell me some jokes, something funny. I have never needed it more than I do now. The lives I always thought I would impact, I have no impact on. I don't feel sorry for me, cause I made my own bed, but please FAMILY, make me remember what laughter is like. Please help me remember happiness...........................or laughter?????
 

lost in a sea

Lifer
Veteran
pug gifs and pics?

pug gifs and pics?

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^not actually a pug :^)
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Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran


Here's my all time favorites.......


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This 'Reaper' link for the bravest only:


 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
Remember the Mushroom King? Whenever I remember that time it brings a smile to my face. Sorry for all you're dealing with our mutual friend updated me.
 

Retardo Motabon

Seenyourmember:0
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Hang in there! I always have you in my best thoughts.

Here's a clean one:

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?


Nothing.


It just let out a little wine!

Take care and much love!
 

purple_man

Well-known member
Veteran
high fambz!

ain't it a biatch??? seeems like all the good folks suffer, and get under the wheels, while the wicked prosper? don't worry, it will all pass one day (latest when we pass on i hope)...

back to the original request, might as well try n cheer you up...

check this: "one day rabbit was running around, and he sights a lioness sleeping and while at it, she been movin her ass, ... the rabbit thinks to himself, ahhh fuq it, ill do her, the way im fast she wont even realize i hit her... said n done, rabbit does her, and runs away, lioness wakes up and sees 2 big ears flapping (the rabbit runnin away). lioness is angered and calls the lion, explains him the story and lion summons all animals to find out who did it... the lion asks the animals, who did it? somewhere in the lines, brother bear stands next to the rabbit, and wonders whats up, so he ask rabbit: "whats goin on?", the rabbit, spits in his palms, combs his ears backside and replies: "damn bro! the donkey is about to be fuqed" :)

blessss
ps.: hope this helped some, and is halfway entertaining as in its original language x)
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran


bobcat bro, I get that same look on my face every time I get passed by w/a joint.......
 
B

BluEyeDevil

When I need a good laugh...I just look in the mirror.
Perhaps you should do the same.
 

Hank Hemp

Active member
Veteran
Just remember this know matter how bad things are you ain't yummybud. If you don't who that is search for him on this site. Sad, sad.
 

opiumo

Active member
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Just remember this know matter how bad things are you ain't yummybud. If you don't who that is search for him on this site. Sad, sad.


Would you pull off a good story bro? I'm far too lazy at this point of hour for any search-hunting here. :biggrin: :abduct:
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
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Would you pull off a good story bro? I'm far too lazy at this point of hour for any search-hunting here. :biggrin: :abduct:

I have a feeling you'd be witness to a genuine BigFoot sighting @ your local Wal-Mart way before finding any remnants of Yummybud in these parts.......

:tumbleweed:
 

Vash

Ol' Skool
ICMag Donor
Veteran
A man walks into a bar and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender said: "Before you tell that joke look at the end of the bar. Those two ladies down there are a combined 450lbs and they are blonde professional wrestlers. Now look over to the door our bouncer is 6'8" and is 385lbs and he's blonde. As for myself, I am a retired marine and I'm blonde. Now are you sure you still want to tell that joke?" The man said: "That's alright, I don't wanna have to explain it 4 times."
 
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