I think I might be getting a knock at the door tomorrow morning

[Budweiser13]

Dude you are paranoid as fuck...

 

[lost in a sea]

But while I haven't been breaking any laws the problem here is that they can detain you under the mental health act if they think you are a danger to yourself or other people.

dont talk to them then...

 

[mintz]

I aint had a laugh like this for a hot min and i want what he's smoking(if its weed)

 

[mad librettist]

anyone know where I can find a good 2 bedroom ceiling?

 

[johnipedestran]

medicate sir. You may need something stronger than cannabis

peace
jip

 

[Ruosk]

WTF / LOL

Though if the OP is not joking, this sounds pretty serious. Maybe cut down on the smoke.

 

[Smunk]

hmmmm.... kinda strange 'round here.

Thinking the OP should do a little more passing and a lot less puffing.

 

[el dub]

LOL After all that, and he wonders why the coppers look at him when he's out and about...

 

[bench warmer]

I think I might be getting a knock at the door tomorrow morning

Please don't set anything on fire.
Be safe & strong.
Take care.

 

[masamaaso]

Lets get back to the people in the ceiling ,,,,that's the best part...

 

[Wacky Tobacky]

Its ceiling cat not ceiling people.

 

[wildgrow]

*Knock-knock*

 

[Smunk]

Its ceiling cat not ceiling people.

LMAO!

 

[1and1]

Its ceiling cat not ceiling people.

haha

I can haz bong hit?

 

[1and1]

I had Sasquatch as my neighbor a while back.........as I recall her name was Megan. seriously I had a friend stomp around in the bedroom while I was in another room just to get mental idea. She wasn't even fat

I had a neighbor in a small apt like that. She was a small thing but damn she fuckin stomped around like a sasquatch all the time. She'd get up at 6 am and stomp all over for an hour before she would finally leave and I could get back to sleep.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

its the people in the ceiling cuz the people under the stairs are making seeds now

 

[TrichyTrichy]

What are the ceiling people?

 

[lost in a sea]

they live in this guys ceiling apparantly trichy,,

with that cat,,

and i think if im following things correctly some sasquatches came round yesterday morning to see why he threatened to burn the unit next door down for them being in the ceiling,, which only makes sense,,

and they were the same ones that stopped him before and if he talks to them they probably will take him away under the mental health act..

its a mad thread full of paranoia and quirky details

 

[Reg Dixon]

You know about the ceiling people thing....

So I used to live in this old place in the countryside. At night I could hear sounds from the ceiling. Little scurrying noises running up the length of the room and down again. Now some might have said I had the dreaded 'ceiling people' but after I started putting a cat in the attic it all stopped.

Occams Razor my friend.

 

[DJXXPLATINUM]

TOO FUNNY

TOO FUNNY

I hope you are really really wrong, stay safe. Maybe keep a back up pack of powdered donuts in your back pocket. If the cops come, bust them open and spread them on the ground and run. Those cops will be way too into the donuts to chase you.

IM STILL LOL..DJ