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Women that throw phones

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
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I know you all like to make fun of me. The funny Colombian trying to adjust to the USA after 17 years of living here. Here take another shot.

I value money, maybe that comes from living in a poor country, but I hate when people intentionally break stuff. Phones are expensive and it seems all the women I am close to break their phone. They throw their phones at walls, the floor or whatever. It drives me crazy. For some reason I am the one that always has to replace them.

I see my girl friends daughter break her phone just yesterday, she is 16. She was screeching about one thing or another and next you know the phone hits the wall. Not just the phone, we are in a hotel and she put a nice gouge in the wall where it hit. I don't know what is going to happen about that. But now she is demanding a new phone. Like I have to just jump out and spend serious money for a new smart phone. She seems to need a new one every two months.

My girl throws her phone too. She has hit me with it and it shattered on my scull. She has thrown my phone too.

Is it the women I know or do all these American women just act out like this?

Me, I get a new phone about once a year. I have to do that because someone else breaks it. I had a niece dip my blackberry in coffee. I try to take care of my stuff though.
 

Norkali

Active member
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J/k...j/k....but seriously, you need to re-evalutate the kind of women you associate with....are they Colombian as well...?

No women around me that throw phones like dumb-asses...not if I can help it at least.
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
ICMag Donor
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She has hit me with it and it shattered on my scull.

Dude you have what we call here in the States a "high maintenance girlfriend"....lol...I had one that burned up my slippers she was so mad at me...but never threw anything at me.

Good luck man .....never had a g/f that threw stuff at me.
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
No my girl friend is a country girl from the USA.

Colombianas are hotheads too, but they don't break their own shit. They just shoot you if they get mad enough.
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
I am a lot taller than her, perhaps a foot. I am no pussy I tell you, but she is not afraid to go to war with me at the drop of a hat. I had a distant female friend say happy birthday to me facebooks and she slammed my laptop so hard it broke the screen. I am still waiting for her to fix that, as I drew a line there. I am currently owning her newer and nicer laptop.

She is a natural blonde with a nice body. I guess they all have nice bodies, but man I wonder when I am going to have enough. Right now I am in fear that if I did break it off with her she would kill me in some way. I have never seen such a temper. And she is raising her daughter the same way.
 

lost in a sea

Lifer
Veteran
your niece ruined your blackberry!

shit,,, whats with all the agro !!???

im sure they rock but damn,, where's all the malta !

she'll be known as the handbag murderer lol :biglaugh:
 

Capt.Ahab

Feeding the ducks with a bun.
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Tell the gf's daughter to go buy her own goddamn phone. And no, not all American women act that way. WTF kind of question is that? You dont know that after being here for 17 years?
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
your niece ruined your blackberry!

shit,,, whats with all the agro !!???

im sure they rock but damn,, where's all the malta !

she'll be known as the handbag murderer lol :biglaugh:


Yes, she was dipping my Blackberry in coffee like it was a doughnut or something. Ruined it. It was almost new too. Her mother says, "Jorge, you better get your cafe as your niece is playing in it." I go to have a look and seen the phone. She was like 3 year old.
 

PoopyTeaBags

State Liscensed Care Giver/Patient, Assistant Trai
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This is what i called the spoiled bitch syndrome... hate me if you want but its in damn near all of them these days.

And to the OP if YOUR the one that buys them the phones everytime they need it NO WONDER why they dont give a fuck about there phones and smash them all the time.

Make them buy that shit and see how often they smash that shit.. I bet NEVER!
 

resinryder

Rubbing my glands together
Veteran
Today they'resmashing you skull with a phone.
Tomorrow cutting off your dick with a butcher knife while you sleep for some stupid reason.
Not gonna get any better. I know cause I was there. Run. Run like hell!!
 

huligun

Professor Organic Psychology
Veteran
This is what i called the spoiled bitch syndrome... hate me if you want but its in damn near all of them these days.

And to the OP if YOUR the one that buys them the phones everytime they need it NO WONDER why they dont give a fuck about there phones and smash them all the time.

Make them buy that shit and see how often they smash that shit.. I bet NEVER!

Well, I am in a committed relationship and she has just as much access to the money as I do. She will say, "That phone was dying anyway... Or I wanted a smart phone."

Now with her daughter, it goes through the rounds. Sometimes one of her grandfathers buys the new one. But the major threat here is you cannot reach her unless she has a phone. It is a major problem for me, but there are other things that are worse. This girl finds great joy in conning me to do stuff for her that I am against. I think a couple weeks ago she used me for a ride to buy meth. She said she was doing one thing but I have evidence that she bought meth on that trip. Since then the boy that sold it to her has been arrested for selling the stuff.

To be honest, I joke around here a lot, but I am getting tired of all the work that a relationship takes. When you meet women with kids the kids become your responsibility and if you meet chicks without kids they want to make some kids,.
 

SpayceRayce

Member
Be glad they ain't got a knife in their mitts. Domestic violence is no laughing matter. Unless it's those wimmin breaking their phones on your head and hotel walls. Oh, those wacky Colombians and their white girlfriends. Could be a tv show.
 

supermanlives

Active member
Veteran
Today they'resmashing you skull with a phone.
Tomorrow cutting off your dick with a butcher knife while you sleep for some stupid reason.
Not gonna get any better. I know cause I was there. Run. Run like hell!!

i hope you left with your dick attached LOL
 
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