Things our Kids Are Never Going to Know...

[MrBluntfaced]

the little plastic white pieces in pizza boxes to keep em from collapsing as well as the black outer rim on pepsi 2 liter bottles. Listening to dial tones while logging onto the internet. Having to use punch cards for any 'computer' work.

Pizza tables exist still, the employees are just too lazy to use them and/or their managers don't give a rat's ass...Papa Gino's has them at their restaurants.

They won't know that once upon a time you could go to the gas station and not have to pump your own gas.

They won't know that in school they used to pass notes in class, now they just text what it is they need to say.

They won't know what a floppy disk is or what it does unless they learn about old computer technology.

They won't know what I mean when I say Snap into a Slim Jim!

There's no Full-Service stations by you? I'd say somewhere around 20-30% of the stations around here are Full-Serve.

 

[ForbiddenFruit]

I guess the truth is, they can know anything they want.

 

[Sabudda]

the connection between a pencil with an eraser on the end and a cassette tape.....

 

[Rjstoner]

um blue skys ,clean water and oil free ocean life, possibly the usa, road kill skunk, analog radios.... most of all freedom

 

[Rjstoner]

I'm afraid they won't know what "Work Ethic" is.
Won't know how to play outside.

lol to late for most on this one .. just like the respect for elders.. gone in the wind

 

[Duplicate]

They won't know that once upon a time you could go to the gas station and not have to pump your own gas.

All stations in New Jersey and Oregon offer only full service and mini service; attendants are required to pump gas because customers are barred by statutes in both states from pumping their own gas.

hahah that's why I added "in my area" about the garage doors because I could see someone in some rural area saying "I would never buy a garage door opener".

 

[Pinball Wizard]

...the thrill of being drafted into the Army or Marines at age 18....

 

[Stoner4Life]

they'll really never know about this unless you stick it under their noses and even then they'll likely just pass it by looking for the next bit of fluff.

a very profound 3:00 minutes,
Billie Holiday ~ Strange Fruit:

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[mrcreosote]

The one thing they won't know for the next 300 years is...

How to pick up their clothes.

 

[strawbrrygirl]

Privacy!

 

[thaicat]

They won't have any idea what it's like to watch George Carlin (In all his brilliance.) onstage and meet/talk to him after the show.

 

[Hank Hemp]

Hope my daughters don't find out I was Johnny Holm's stunt double. No really.

 

[grapeman]

Why I carried dimes in my car ashtray. Just in case I needed to make a phone call

 

[BornToBeWild]

Daughter needs to know teddy bear is not a person, doubt she will ever know how many love her until she is able to not puke on me.

 

[MrBluntfaced]

the connection between a pencil with an eraser on the end and a cassette tape.....

Had to think about this one for a second because I am barely old enough to have caught this one!

 

[Cmobile9]

A phone booth
Tight shorts that split your n*t's in half
Playing on the phone(obscene phone call's) now you have caller ID and *69

 

[Cmobile9]

Rabbit ears on the television as well as turning the tv with pliers

 

[kaotic]

COMMON FUCKING SENSE!

 

[flubnutz]

unprotected sex when the worse you worried about was crabs or a case of the clap. and that was back when antibiotics worked.

 

[lost in a sea]

COMMON SENSE!

always have to repeat it when i see those pretty words!!

what happened to our collective sanity,, it was there one day and then its alice in wonderland time,,,

"off with her head"