you know when your stoned when...

[Suspect]

When you don't feel like having sex

 

[cannagrower]

When you stop to wait for a squirrel to cross the road. Only to realize a few minutes later it's dead.

 

[SOTF420]

When you start mixing wierd random shit together to eat from the fridge and it looks so tasty even though none of it really goes together but you have such crazy munchies that you will literally eat anything even cocoa puff cereal (love the name lol) with orange juice on it and shit like that It's actually not half bad!

 

[Mr.Howie]

when you go to the store to get milk for the thanksgiving mashed patatoes and on your way there you notice you need gas...so you stop in get gas, doughnuts, and blue powerade and then drive straight on back home to have everyone looking blank at you when you walk in the door!

 

[Max Yields]

When there are bruises and lumps, and it hurts like hell where the stones hit you...

 

[ChickenChaser]

When you wake up at 3am on the couch with a bowl of cereal

 

[ILoveit]

When you get up to throw a piece of trash thats in one hand & food in the other to put i the fridge but you get so lost in your day dream that you mix it up.

 

[YEM]

OOPS

 

[Durdy]

You make a sandwich and put the mayo back in the cabinet instead of the fridge.

mine is similar but......when you go to grab something out of the fridge with the remote in your hand and swap the remote for the food, then spend an hour trying to figure out WTF you did with said remote.

 

[greenpinky]

you dont cair about bills anymore

 

[devilgoob]

when you re-read a post of your own and LOL at it, because you realize how funny it is now.

When you see a deer head with a little girl in a pink jacket holding it, and realize, you're in Wisconsin and laugh your ass off!

 

[BabyBabba]

You know your too stoned when.... you wake up in the morning with a half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich hanging out of your mouth....

or your just too lazy to even pick up the pipe/bong/joint to take another hit

 

[BabyBabba]

This just happend to me the other day... I typed a text message, hit send, then put the phone up to my ear, waiting to hear it ring

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

When you walk up to a door with a push/pull sign on it and you experience that wee pause where you look at the sign, then your hand and then the sign again.
Moments later the brain finally works and tells your hand what to do.

 

[Max Yields]

You get up to wake n bake before work, get nice and high, then show up there, you check the schedule and you forgot you were off that day.

 

[m314]

You get up to wake n bake before work, get nice and high, then show up there, you check the schedule and you forgot you were off that day.

A buddy of mine got so fucked up on booze and xanax one night, he went to his job at a bar, clocked in, and started working. Then they asked him what the hell was he doing there, he got fired from that job the week before. I've gotten a little forgetful on weed before, but not that bad.

 

[Snagglepuss]

when you put your keys in the fridge,ive done this twice in my life ...both times really stoned..

 

[castout]

someone brings a blunt over to you and shakes it, and says "How does a blunt sound?".......you then take the blunt and shake it near your ear, and ask "what sound am I listening for...it sounds like a normal blunt to me."......then you realize what you said, and just how HIGH you are, because your buddy is on the floor laughing.

 

[Max Yields]

A buddy of mine got so fucked up on booze and xanax one night, he went to his job at a bar, clocked in, and started working. Then they asked him what the hell was he doing there, he got fired from that job the week before. I've gotten a little forgetful on weed before, but not that bad.

Wow! It had to be the booze and zanax being mixed with the weed to make him forget like that, I mean he was FIRED...LOL. I could just imagine what the other workers thought when he arrived. Ha ha!!!

 

[Classy@Home]

I can't remember - been not high for over a month now...