Toilet paper--when the 2 layers that make up a sheet have been misaligned in the machine so the thing is falling apart when you go to roll some off.
Dog owners who pick up their dogs shit-then throw the little plastic bag on the ground/in a tree.
People who go in the bath/shower, and instead of lathering their hands up and applying soap like that-they take the bar and rub it all over, in their crack under their bellend, with a quick swipe through the pubes for good measure.
People not flushing after pissing-- its all good saying if its yellow let it mellow-but in that case get a bucket, because in my experience, when taking a dump you often get an impact splash, right on the puckered up rear exit. This is unpleasant enough when its clean toilet water, but when its a dilute solution of every persons deposit throughout the day its not good. Uh uh, no sir.
16 yr old lads on 50cc scooters which sound like hairdryers.
The farmer who rebuilt his stone wall-blocking my access to the shroom field, Fucker.
Prohibtion
Dog owners who pick up their dogs shit-then throw the little plastic bag on the ground/in a tree.
People who go in the bath/shower, and instead of lathering their hands up and applying soap like that-they take the bar and rub it all over, in their crack under their bellend, with a quick swipe through the pubes for good measure.
People not flushing after pissing-- its all good saying if its yellow let it mellow-but in that case get a bucket, because in my experience, when taking a dump you often get an impact splash, right on the puckered up rear exit. This is unpleasant enough when its clean toilet water, but when its a dilute solution of every persons deposit throughout the day its not good. Uh uh, no sir.
16 yr old lads on 50cc scooters which sound like hairdryers.
The farmer who rebuilt his stone wall-blocking my access to the shroom field, Fucker.
Prohibtion
