Post a crazy idea you had while high

[Weird]

i used to get far out ideas all the time, not too much lately but i had one tonight

if you and your dog ate a shit load of mushrooms would you be able to hear your dog talk

I hope im not being captain obvious here !?!?!

regardless, tell me what you think and share your wacked out stoner epiphanies

 

[MaynardG_Krebs]

I'm a good poker player...

mgk

 

[med_breeder]

I don't live in a gated community, but the company that built my house built like 90% of the homes in this area. A few decades ago, it was just undeveloped wilderness. Ever since I moved here, life is so bizzare, people act like they are in a scripted drama.

When I'm high, I truely believe that my hometown is like some Truman show-like planned community. Built by the govt or some tv production company.

 

[lockehead]

I had an idea where i thought i could try to get the full satisfaction of eating a big mac by imagining it vividly in my mind and going through the chewing motions. It had a bit of a placebo effect but of course it just aint the same

 

[med_breeder]

I had an idea where i thought i could try to get the full satisfaction of eating a big mac by imagining it vividly in my mind and going through the chewing motions. It had a bit of a placebo effect but of course it just aint the same

I used to do that, but with egg rolls. It's amazing what sensations the brain can create.

 

[PorkSword]

I am in the process of getting a full pardon for a felony I caught 17 years ago as a punk kid.
I had the bright Idea a few days back to join the police academy and be the cool stoner cop. Just because I could with a clean record and such..never mind the 20+ years of regular smoking under my belt and the fuck LEO attitude..got a pardon for that?

then I sobered up enough to laugh at myself, told the wife, she laughed at me too, sparked another doob and thought about buying some property instead.

 

[Maj.Cottonmouth]

I had the crazy idea that I could grow my own high quality buds, and it was true.

 

[Headbandf1]

What if the Mayans were/are right, and in less then a year and 3 months the earth slips on it mantel like a slip skin grape.

 

[Warped1]

If they are right Headband.. then it won't matter too much what happens next. Oh and this thread remoinds me of a That 70's Show episode when Kelso comes up with the word "pickleweasel"

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I watched Devil's Advocate while stoned. About the time the disciple's fangs reflected in the mirror I looked over at my wife. I imagined her growing fangs, coming out at night and eventually stabbing me in the back.

Was about the time GnR was playing 'I Used To Love Her...'

Might shoulda acted on that crazy idea.

 

[THCphd420]

Damn, was about to post a great one i had... then i forgot it.

 

[Headbandf1]

Some time i'z getz sooo high i think i might be better to live in one of the Fox cartoons - Family Guy, Simpsons, American dad.

 

[habeeb]

- thought once I was a ghost, and ghosts were real people on the "other side"

-once looked at the stars and thought that space is mathematical with triangles, and earth deals with circles.

-thought a couple times, that your "partner in life" is not real, and merely there as a guide sorta thingy

-thought before every other human was "not real" . like, basically I'm typing to a computer program right now... like I'm real but everyone I walk by is "not" and basically I'm in my own world for say

-thought what it's like to be stoned and die, vs. not being stoned

-once thought I met like a "oracle" and didn't know it till later when I was stoned, and was kicking myself saying, "they would have answered anyhting I wanted". It was funny because I was on this trip and this driver brought his wife un-expectantly that day in the car, and she was real quiet, and kinda felt like a meeting if you know what I mean... maybe you had to be there sorta moment

-thought once movies were specifically for me to tell me a message, like they were only made to give me a message..



some off the top of my head that I can remember or re-call. I wouldn't say any of these are to crazy, I'm sure I've had some, but obviously forgot them.





that community thing was crazy thought. I once figured out when I was stoned that my townhouse complex housed many many high ranking military people in it.. pretty eye opening when we looked at each other and it clicked in our head... OH SHIT

 

[med_breeder]

habeeb,

I have felt alot of similar things, while I was high.

I sometimes think that it's really like the year 3000 or something. Instead of going to disney land, we go to a simulator world. There are many to choose from. we chose Earth 21st century.

Some people live in the simulation full time, and their organic bodies are housed underground in some bunker, protected by armed guards in a high security facility.

I guess I always feel that life has an unreal quality to it, and smoking just brings it more out.

 

[nukklehead]

Dang I gotta get some of ya'lls strains

 

[Phillthy]

thought it was a good idea to have sex with my kids mother. 9 months later a job well done.

 

[Stoner4Life]

so I thought a rescue dog would be a good idea,
a Beagle w/a good nose almost sounded right.

I mean how lucky can a guy get???​

 

[LouDog420]

They call this shit beagle mang... I lost it for 3 weeks when my dog found it and ate it... thanks for that nose

 

[mrcreosote]

I wasn't high but I should have been...

E-cigarettes being banned on planes in another thread...

Nicotine suppositories.

Because nicotine gum tastes like shit.

"When you travel, pack a Nico-plug".
Catchy slogan, no?

 

[Headbandf1]

so I thought a rescue dog would be a good idea,
a Beagle w/a good nose almost sounded right.

I mean how lucky can a guy get???​

Sounds like a dog for a right wing republican, Thats not good to get a dog that doesn't like you from the get go - druggie!