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OrganicOzarks
Here's what I think. I think this guy is the first grower comedian. Envision Ali G, but growing really shitty herb. This has to be a joke.
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HD VIDEO: How I trim, dry, and cure
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That shit throats my hurt.....just from looking at it.
Watching for the Hair to turn amber.....wtf? Another crushism to be mocked for another week
Hard mode - Old and crusty........Amber hair = New hotness!
a.) wtf is swagg? i assume you mean schwag?
i always thought it meant bad weed, like shitty weed that doesn't get you high not weed that looks a certain way.
b.) how the fuck can you guys tell what the weed smokes like from a video? you got one of those new 4D displays? might look like some way or another, ive never grown skunk#1 so i dunno what it looks like or smokes like, but regardless i still wouldnt be able to judge the shit through a goddamn video over the internet. in fact i can't judge any of the weed on this site over the internet. i don't know how you guys are doing it.
and crush, did you really fucking say extreme strength motherfucker? lol you have gotta be fuckin with us.
i always thought it meant bad weed, like shitty weed that doesn't get you high not weed that looks a certain way.
b.) how the fuck can you guys tell what the weed smokes like from a video? you got one of those new 4D displays? might look like some way or another, ive never grown skunk#1 so i dunno what it looks like or smokes like, but regardless i still wouldnt be able to judge the shit through a goddamn video over the internet. in fact i can't judge any of the weed on this site over the internet. i don't know how you guys are doing it.
and crush, did you really fucking say extreme strength motherfucker? lol you have gotta be fuckin with us.
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COOKIE MONSTER
Kinda reminds me of that tv show The Office.
Out of all the horrible looking buds you have posted that one takes the cake. Just awful.
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OrganicOzarks
It's the new hit TV show sweeping across Canada. "The Garden."
We all know that Canadian's like beer, and hockey. But did you know that they also grow gigantic, dense, paranoia inducing buds? "The Garden" is a non-scripted comedy coming this fall that will blow the doors off of what you thought a marijuana garden could be. Follow the main character "Crush" on a comedic "high"way of shenanigans and follies. Not only will "Crush" make you laugh, but he will also mesmerize you with advanced gardening techniques that have yet to be explored by other master gardener's. He will introduce you to the "hard" and "soft" mode's of growing monster buds. "Crush" will also show you how to unfoiliate, and refoiliate. If you can stop laughing long enough to see straight then you might actually learn something. Coming in October to a Canadian TV Station near you. Bring your scissors and your super glue because "Crush" is going to refoiliate the world, and he can't do it alone. So sit down, spark one up, and prepare for "Crush" to blow your mind.
Disclaimer: The Canadian Broadcast System does not endorse the methods used in "The Garden". The methods used by "Crush" are highly experimental, and should only be attempted by master gardener's. Serious injury may result from applying these techniques. Permanent paranoia induced psychosis may occur from smoking buds grown with these techniques. This show is for entertainment purposes only, and nothing "Crush" does should ever be replicated.
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stoney-trees
That hopefully someone else grew and tried to hand you? LOL
Heh really reminded me of these two scenes:
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"ass talk" -Crush
HARD MODE ALL BUD P13. I think I picked it to early at least Crush told me that lol. She is 90/10 cloudy/amber
I think he posts those videos just to get a lot of hits on them. I wont even look at anymore of his videos.
I think he posts those videos just to get a lot of hits on them. I wont even look at anymore of his videos.
my favorite part was "the trichomes are always cloudy"
wtf crush?
also is the bag in the pic your whole harvest?
wtf crush?
also is the bag in the pic your whole harvest?
That's his last five harvests.
"a bunch of ass talk"
LMAO.
schwag bag indeed.
LMAO.
schwag bag indeed.
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stoney-trees
Nah, one of those little popcorn buds deep in the plant that you forgot to cut out while trimming them. Lol I dont even know If my popcorn is that airy... I never actually could see light shining through my buds before.
I bet if somebody flicked that bud in that video it would shatter.
Crush,firstly let me apologize for any post i have made towards you which could be construed as being negative.
please enjoy your garden,it is your to do with as you please of course,i wish you nothing but success in the future.
i wont be watching though,rather i will take advantage of the ignore feature....
a good day to you sir
please enjoy your garden,it is your to do with as you please of course,i wish you nothing but success in the future.
i wont be watching though,rather i will take advantage of the ignore feature....
a good day to you sir
Sage advice uncle.
guerilla415
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That skunk video just raised the bar lol.
If this guy is joking he is incredibly commited...he has a whole room full of sickly looking plants and lots of little bags with poorly grown buds in them (with half the leaves still attached).
Youd be surprised how many of these know-it-all types there are in the "Greater Toronto Area" lol, its the land of wannabe growers, Ive seen it myself lo.
Im sure theres good ones up there to, but I know a bunch of them just like this guy who try charging $400 for an oz of poorly grown silver pearl or some bullshit like that lol.
rock on crush
guerilla
If this guy is joking he is incredibly commited...he has a whole room full of sickly looking plants and lots of little bags with poorly grown buds in them (with half the leaves still attached).
Youd be surprised how many of these know-it-all types there are in the "Greater Toronto Area" lol, its the land of wannabe growers, Ive seen it myself lo.
Im sure theres good ones up there to, but I know a bunch of them just like this guy who try charging $400 for an oz of poorly grown silver pearl or some bullshit like that lol.
rock on crush
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