Post Favorite Simpsons Quote

[DiscoBiscuit]

 

[bentom187]

"welcome to your master bedroom" - barney gumble

he resconstructed neds house and eye balled the entire hallway to a 2 inch door, looool .

 

[ShroomDr]

Lionel Hutz, your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer, and drug deal.. keeper-awayer.

 

[Max Headroom]

Lisa: Bart! What are you doing here?
Bart: Uh, (stammers) not smoking reefer.
Blues Musician: Uh, that's right. We--we all not smokin' reefer.

LOL - i had this as my ringtone for a while

 

[s13sr20det]

i think my two favorites would be

"it tastes like burning"
and
"it smells like ottos jacket in here"

 

[happyherb]

Homer:WHAT!!! spider poison is people poison ????

Homer: wheres your Mother? Bart: babysitting nimrod and nimtodd

 

[h^2 O]

"tell us a bedtime story about robots named Rodd and Todd"
Oh! Anyone ever see the episode where they're grown up, and Bart asks Ned for a loan and Ned is like "only because you haven't outed Rodd and Todd"...and Rodd and Todd are still living at home, but they're flamboyantly gay and chopping wood in the backyard? Too funny.

 

[stevefrench]

Homer - Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old information out of my brain.... Like that time I bought a home wine making kit and forgot how to drive.

Marge - That's because you were drunk.

Homer - And how!

 

[ShroomDr]

Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.
&
Her 'excellent' was very Exxxcelllenttt.
&
I need people who laugh at all my jokes, you know, honest feedback.
&
I want to die quietly on my own term crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.

& finally

Smithers: They're fighting like Iran and Iraq!
Mr. Burns: What?
Smithers: Persia and Mesopotamia.

 

[Stumbleweed]

"I know I should not eat Thee.. *arghmph* Mmmmmm, sacrilicious.."
http://youtu.be/UUnH9NECSUU

Lionel Hutz is a fountain of awesome.

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

*Hutz leaves behind his briefcase after seeing Burns' army of high-priced lawyers*
Homer Simpson: He left his briefcase.
[opens it]
Homer Simpson: Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper.

 

[PistilPete]

"Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?" - Homer

"Well hi-didily-ho neglecterinos!" - Ned

 

[Vesuvius]

thats a load bearing poster-bart after all of springfield rebuilds flanders house

 

[John Deere]

Ned - Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk?
Rod - I want wintergreen!
Maude - Unflavored for me!

 

[GET MO]

"A toast! To alcohol... The cause of, AND solution to, ALL of lifes problems..." -Homer-
Its funny cuz its true.

 

[ShroomDr]

Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but, I managed to shoot him in the spine.

I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp.

 

[Rysam]

"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way." -Homer

 

[guerilla415]

Can I play the piano anymore?
Well of course you can.
Well I couldn't before.

Dr. Zais! Dr. Zais!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnG3gOqigE&feature=player_detailpage

 

[guerilla415]

Hell, my name is Mr. Burns and I believe you have a letter for me.

Ok Mr. Burns, whats your first name?

I dont know.

Good plan Bart.

 

[guerilla415]

When do we get the freakin guns???

I told you, you dont get a gun until you tell me your name

Ive had it up to here with your "rules"!!!

 

[ShroomDr]

Juvenile Ned Flanders: Im Dick Tracy, take that Prune Face,
now im Prune Face, Take that Dick Tracy,
Now im Prune Tracy, take that Dic.....