Number 1 old fart tip

[mosstrooper]

As the old saying goes,
See all, hear all, say nowt.
Eat all drink all pay nowt.
And if tha ever does owt for nowt, do it for thi'sen.

 

[mosstrooper]

Or my personal favorate,
Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty, but the pig likes it.

 

[supermanlives]

make sure to have multiple hookers numbers because, the viagra might give you a 4 hour boner and why waste it.

 

[sodiumsunburn]

the path of truth is a lonely walk.

 

[thyme time]

Nature never repeats herself,and the possibilities of one human soul will never be found in another

 

[EastFortRock]

Make seeds... Scientists can be biased and corrupt. Also , things can exist outside your limited circle of knowledge.

 

[Marquis de Sod]

Or my personal favorate,
Never wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty, but the pig likes it.

never heard that before but i LIKE IT!!!

here's the best advice i can give DO NO GET OR USE ANY CREDIT CARD!

 

[pearlemae]

No drug not even alcohol causes the fundamental ills of society.If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test people for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. PJ O'Rourke


SO TRUE...........

 

[Nadicus_Maximus]

Carry an all-in-one screwdriver, a pliers, and some electrical tape in your trunk

 

[stiltokin74]

Never argue with an idiot... he will simply bring you down to his level and the beat you with experience!

 

[GMT]

When you get n at night, put your spare change in a jar and forget it, someday that jar will be needed.

If someone asks you to score for them, agree, then phone back and say you failed, ask them if they can score for you. If you never hear from them, you just removed an arse out of your life the easiest way you can without hard feelings.

 

[NotaProfessor]

"Nature has formed you, desire has trained you, fortune has preserved you for this insanity." -Cicero, 1st Cen. BC

More of a philosophy than a tip. It helps to recognize how you got where you are.

 

[paladin420]

Go Organic compost a snitch or twenty!! Throw your extra seeds in the rivers and streams come spring.

 

[Piel]

That Cicero knew how to put it.

 

[mosstrooper]

Further in the classical vein

Art is long
Life is short
Opportunity fleeting
Experience treacherous
Judgement difficult.

Hippocrates

Sometimes quoted as "Ars longa, vita brevis"

 

[BongDaddy]

"The path is the obstacle." - old Zen saying

"Do what you can, when you can, because you can." - me

 

[BlueBlazer]

No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[RockyMountainHi]

I made a deal with my bank, they don't sell bud, and I don't loan money.

 

[deidree barlow]

Snake shit if you have one. dont throw it away its one of the best feeds i have come across,let it go hard very hard sit it on top of your soil and some is released each time watered 1 snake shit gives you enough feed for 2 weeks depending on size

 

[ronbo51]

If you always do what you always did you'll always get what you always got.