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Fake urine to pass drug test for Home Depot. Does it work?

BongRipkenJR.

Active member
First off, please don't give me your experience from 2+ years ago. I need recent experiences of using fake urine. A lot of places have changed their protocol due to many people using fake urine. My girlfriend got hired at home depot and failed her first test, but she told them about her medical marijuana script and though they don't want her with it in her system for insurance reasons so they are allowing her to retest. The testing center is Quest Diagnostics. Has anyone had any recent experience with using fake urine at Quest? If so, please explain the brand and share your experience. Thank you!
 

Brother Bear

Simple kynd of man
ICMag Donor
Veteran
The formula's are updated every few months.
Yes they work. In fact they work great :yes:

This is my experience from 10 years ago BTW :tiphat:
 

HUGE

Active member
Veteran
I have used the number 1 twice. Worked both times. Usually the samples are only tested for fake urin in special circuances. Which a retest might be 1.
 
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darkhorse

used quick fix 6 months or so ago for to get my driving licence back
had to pass a gc/ms lab grade test;-- passed it easy.
as brother bear says they get updated every so often to keep ahead of the game
and there is one state in america and somewhere in canada where you have to get
a differnt formula because of differnt testing standards but just phone the company up
and make sure you get the latest one for your area.
 

Corpsey

pollen dabber
ICMag Donor
Veteran
my girlfriend used Quick Fix within the last 6 months at quest diagnostics.
Worked like a charm.

heated it up in the microwave prior to leaving, then kept the bottle tucked in some tights on her thigh.




ps. we smoked everyday before that test and right before she left! haha, try that with those stupid dilution drinks
 

BongRipkenJR.

Active member
Cool! Thanks everybody. I have heard of people failing because it didnt have bubbles or smell. She failed her first one because she used one of the drinks. I told her that shit wouldn't work.
 

BongRipkenJR.

Active member
She used a drink exactly how you were supposed to. The lab tested for certain things that the drink does to your urine and failed her. She is going with Quick Fix since everyone has said they have passed with Quick Fix 4.0 or later. Even agent X has had reports of people failing.
 
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darkhorse

Cool! Thanks everybody. I have heard of people failing because it didnt have bubbles or smell. She failed her first one because she used one of the drinks. I told her that shit wouldn't work.


thats the thing that i forgot; the doctor said to me " do you take vitamins" i said no and he said "its just that your urine looks like it has vitamins in it" so if any one asks just say you take vitamin b and others, i couldnt say no as i already said i didnt take anything.
the main thing is i passed any way.
 
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e4ian

;)hi, im currently 6 wks tomorrow cold turkey!.thc was spotted in my bloodstream for my d.v.l.a medical [english driving licence].im currently awaiting a letter from them for conformation of a re-test.i can tell you this though.. THE DOCTOR HAS TO WITNESS YOU GIVING A URINE SAMPLE (obviously to avoid such as fake)

some time back i got from the states some quick remedy stuff, but naaaa "what if they detect that". anyway im sure if i failed again they'd NEVER let me back on the road so not worth the chance if something goes wrong.


:D! ohhhh!! right. 'generations' eh....
'fake' meaning disguised. piss
...'lol ill smuggle a bottle of 'clear' piss to the bog,while i vocally distract the doc. np..':bump: Wished id taken this vitamin stuff now after reading what u guys say! sssssssss
 

hippydan

Member
I don't trust the synthetic urine, I would drain it and get someone who is clean to fill it back up for you.
 

BongRipkenJR.

Active member
I don't trust it either. It doesnt smell at all! I have some Magnum synthetic urine that I use for my job, but somehow I never got drug tested even though I operate heavy equipment. Weird, huh?

Well, turns out I am lucky because the Magnum sucks! I have read of countless people passing with Quickfix. I just read a story last night of someone trying to get a job with home depot and they passed :) My girl really needs this job and since we live together and she has a kid I am pushing for her to get it! When she is unemployed she can't just rely on marijuana like I can. Oh well.
 

chuckyoufarley

Well-known member
Veteran
i only use the fake urine ,i aint drinking none of the nasty ass drinks that i used to sell while working the headshops .or take a bottle of flush caps 10 gals water and piss for 3 days hahahaha
fake is great
 

blizz

Member
had to take a test once everyother week for 3 years an never fail one an was smoking everyday fake urine works
 
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187020

home depot? thanks for the "employment opportunity" ... but decided i don't want to work for a company that sniffs my piss, i'll remain a gardener !!

stay peace !!
 

Rob547

East Coast Grower
Veteran
Fuck home depot. I used that cleaner stuff that works for like 24 hours after 2 days of not smoking and passed. Its not worth 8 something an hour. good luck
 

BongRipkenJR.

Active member
Im not the one trying to get the job. My girlfriend is. It isn't 8 an hour though. Despite whatever the pay is, as long as someone is working and not being a lazy fuck on welfare its all good. The job is $13/hr for the 3 months probation period and then goes up after the 3 months. In this economy and in California with a kid you gotta do what you gotta do. The fact that the job is a mile away saves her a lot of money.
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
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Veteran


best of luck Bong, I'm hoping you'll keep everyone informed on the outcome, abstaining for 2 weeks and exercise during that hiatus can clear up a urinalysis if the person hasn't got a weight problem, too much fat means longer to clear the system.

of course a good water flushing of the bladder helps as well prior to the test and also it's recommended that you take the pee sample after peeing for a few seconds, eliminating the first urine coming out is important.


I realize you were looking for a product solution for your gf's whiz test but maybe next time w/just a bit of advance knowledge she can beat it legit the first time.......
 
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schwagg

only downfall to the fake piss is that some test centers are asking for more piss that comes in the regular little bottle. better to keep two hot ones on her. it does work though!
 
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