Fcking Muchies

[designer]

I have been on a road trip with my girlfriend for the past couple of days. We have been eating in restaurants, fast food, joints and staying in motels. The weather has been nice and we have been having a good time. Tonight we rented a nice cheap motel that I go to a lot and instead of paying the extra $10 for my dog we sneaked him in lol.

My girl said she was hungry and didn't want to go to a restaurant. She said lets just go to Safeway and get some stuff to bring back into the room. So before we go to Safeway we have a few hits. I am sure it is no surprise to anyone here what happened next... I was going to just get some Cup o Soup, some crackers and a fruit drink, but we got the whole store. I got pepperoni sticks the size of hot dogs, two kinds of crackers (regular saltines and club) a 6 pack of cranberry juice, a case of Cup o Noodles, a cheesecake, a bag of candy bars, a bowl of chopped fruit, (You guys know what Peeps are? Marshmellow treats), a 6 pack of Pepsi, a box of Microwave Popcorn, grapes, some of these Microwaveable Egg-Mcmuffins.. I am sure there is more. We filled a cart with stuff.

Never go to the store for a snack when you are baked man...

 

[Pseudo]

or hungry... words to live by ..

 

[kmk420kali]

An old friend, Tiny Boyles (RIP) was a very big guy...he told me "Fuck weed...I can't afford the $80 Munchies!!" lol

 

[MickeyBlue42]

hahahahahhahaha!!!

 

[designer]

An old friend, Tiny Boyles (RIP) was a very big guy...he told me "Fuck weed...I can't afford the $80 Munchies!!" lol

LoL that is some funny shit... Man

I wanted to eat on that strawberry cheesecake but it is frozen. My girlfriend told me it is microwaveable. Man I have the room heat set on 80 degrees so maybe that should thaw it soon enough.

 

[H^2o2]

dude I let myself go during sophomore year when someone gifted me like a half pound, gained like 50 pounds in one year from constantly taking bong hits and stuffing myself. Would spend like $40 on food a day - bag of Doritos, 2 litre of Dr. Pepper, jalapeno poppers, a pizza, french fries, nacho cheese, ice cream, some candy...shit was out of control. Has to be some way to get around cannabis' beneficial "hungrifying" effects. I lost the weight, but still man...last night at 2am I had mac and cheese AND chicken alfredo going. AND a sandwich.

 

[SacredTHCRitual]

oh man munchie madness
normally I get too stoned and go to the grocery store and stare at the fridge I just walk around aimlessly sometimes forgetting what or why I am there. good times


Welcome to the peep show!!

 

[designer]

Sacred knows what peeps are. My girl says she freezes em

 

[RoachClip]

I never go to any markets to get snack foods because I would end up finding some casino or card game along the way or some homies to get in a dice game and blow the munchie money so my gf does the shopping and I dig little debbies brownies & orange cakes but ya have to have some microwave pizza rolls for sure and my fav, some ice cold grape soda with a few chicken or beef chimmy chungas

 

[designer]

I have memories when I was young. We would get baked, go to a fast food place, get baked again, go to an ice cream place, get baked, go to the mall food court. I lost track of those guys but they must be huge if they didn't make some kind of change.

We didn't eat all that food last night. The little hotel frig is still packed. We got those microwaveable egg and sausage McMuffins for breakfast. Most of the rest will end up in the cooler for later. It was just funny getting all that food. We had a nice weekend too.

 

[FistedSister]

lucky you

lucky you

wish i was staying in motels with a girl

 

[ddrew]

. Tonight we rented a nice cheap motel that I go to a lot and instead of paying the extra $10 for my dog we sneaked him in lol.

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Haha
I've wrapped my dog up in my jacket, and snuck him into the motel many times.

 

[designer]

wish i was staying in motels with a girl

It ain't that fun if you are on a low budget. You end up staying in rat hole places and never know what to expect. The place we are at now is owned by East Indians and not to generalize, but they are sort of ass holes. They seem like they look at you funny and suspect you are up to something. I guess I did sneak the dog in instead of paying the $10. But when you are on the road and a low budget you never know what you are going to get. I have been in motels that smell bad. I never want to get a smoking room either. I just cant stand the smell of a hotel room that someone smoked in.

You know Motel 6 allows dogs. I try to stay in them because of that.

Going back home today little road trip is over.
We have plans to do it again in about three weeks. Spring is coming and soon we will be camping and spending a lot more time outside.

 

[mugenbao]

not to generalize, but [insert generalization here]

I don't think I'll ever understand why people say shit like this...

 

[designer]

I don't think I'll ever understand why people say shit like this...

The reason more people don't is because of people like you that want to restrict other people's right to speech or opinion.

Many people from many walks of life come to this country but one thing that is common is that they are a little more thrifty with business than the American born. Does that make you feel better ass wipe?

 

[longearedfriend]

I would feel guilty eating as much

 

[H^2o2]

so what is the key to combating munchies???????

 

[designer]

The key? Eat healthy whole foods probably.

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

It's best to go food shopping after a good meal, your more likely not to get junk FYI

 

[Xerhoss]

so what is the key to combating munchies???????

Take turns locking each other in a padded cell while smoking!

Actually, i find that the munchies are much worse when you don't have much to do. Once you get food-focused it's all down hill from there. My advice? Stay busy! If you play an instrument, work on writing a song or practice a new technique. Take a long walk (weather permitting) or go to a show or fucking take up whittling...just find SOMETHING to stay entertained.