Cannabis Friendly Retirement Area / Home ?

[HippyJohnny]

Has anyone seen any retirement areas or homes that caters specifically to MMJ cannabis using / growing geriatric crowd?

Great business opportunity? Or am I just high ?

 

[EddieShoestring]

what living with a bunch of old stoners ina gated community?
get the fuck outa here-you're high as a kite man
you got to pull it together bro

eddieS

 

[BrainSellz]

what living with a bunch of old stoners ina gated community?
get the fuck outa here-you're high as a kite man
you got to pull it together bro

eddieS

Lmao......yeah man i dunno about the gated thing!

 

[juicepuddle]

OP didnt mention gated, he said retirement home. I think if he got a little more detailed it wouldnt sound so... un normal... lol

 

[ddrew]

Hell yes Gated!
Keep out the riff raff, old people worry about riff raff.

 

[Stoner4Life]

we've had this discussion before, Groovy Manor (Cheech n' Chong dialogue in Nice Dreams) has to be run by stoners to work, a perpetual garden on the premises with input from the residents, an activity center meant to keep us sharp, 2 large entertainment/media rooms, kitchen open 24/7, a resident doctor (Dr Feelgood) and nurses (hotties) would be needed. It could be run with very little outside/govt support based on social security pooling of the residents and sales of some cannabis to dispensaries.


10 residents w/med cards = a nice sized garden.
6 live in staff w/med cards = a bigger garden yet.
Live in staff to be age appropriate as the homes
next residents; 15-20 yrs down the road.

There would have to be a trade off of some salary for staff in consideration of the room & board provided plus uber garden potentials for their personal use.

INCOME:
10 X $900 social security (appx) per month is $9,000
a 16 person med card garden will provide one pound per week ($2,400) to sell to dispensaries = $10,000 per month.


just some round figures but w/appx $19,000 per month income a small facility could/would prosper. being a cannabis commune we might be exempt from federal programs but local counties have to provide all eligible residents medical needs they can't afford. there will probably be programs or benefits afforded to the elderly from utility companies etc.

 

[BrainSellz]

OP didnt mention gated, he said retirement home. I think if he got a little more detailed it wouldnt sound so... un normal... lol

you may not see the gate but oh its gated...lol just being silly my man..

 

[supermanlives]

give me an address i am retiring LOL^^^^^^^^^

 

[crazybear]

we've had this discussion before, Groovy Manor (Cheech n' Chong dialogue in Nice Dreams) has to be run by stoners to work, a perpetual garden on the premises with input from the residents, an activity center meant to keep us sharp, 2 large entertainment/media rooms, kitchen open 24/7, a resident doctor (Dr Feelgood) and nurses (hotties) would be needed. It could be run with very little outside/govt support based on social security pooling of the residents and sales of some cannabis to dispensaries.


10 residents w/med cards = a nice sized garden.
6 live in staff w/med cards = a bigger garden yet.
Live in staff to be age appropriate as the homes
next residents; 15-20 yrs down the road.

There would have to be a trade off of some salary for staff in consideration of the room & board provided plus uber garden potentials for their personal use.

INCOME:
10 X $900 social security (appx) per month is $9,000
a 16 person med card garden will provide one pound per week ($2,400) to sell to dispensaries = $10,000 per month.


just some round figures but w/appx $19,000 per month income a small facility could/would prosper. being a cannabis commune we might be exempt from federal programs but local counties have to provide all eligible residents medical needs they can't afford. there will probably be programs or benefits afforded to the elderly from utility companies etc.

Woo Hoo Swedish bikini models posing as nurses oh yeah sign me up!

 

[ddrew]

we've had this discussion before, Groovy Manor (Cheech n' Chong dialogue in Nice Dreams) has to be run by stoners to work, a perpetual garden on the premises with input from the residents, an activity center meant to keep us sharp, 2 large entertainment/media rooms, kitchen open 24/7, a resident doctor (Dr Feelgood) and nurses (hotties) would be needed. It could be run with very little outside/govt support based on social security pooling of the residents and sales of some cannabis to dispensaries.


10 residents w/med cards = a nice sized garden.
6 live in staff w/med cards = a bigger garden yet.
Live in staff to be age appropriate as the homes
next residents; 15-20 yrs down the road.

There would have to be a trade off of some salary for staff in consideration of the room & board provided plus uber garden potentials for their personal use.

INCOME:
10 X $900 social security (appx) per month is $9,000
a 16 person med card garden will provide one pound per week ($2,400) to sell to dispensaries = $10,000 per month.


just some round figures but w/appx $19,000 per month income a small facility could/would prosper. being a cannabis commune we might be exempt from federal programs but local counties have to provide all eligible residents medical needs they can't afford. there will probably be programs or benefits afforded to the elderly from utility companies etc.

I'll throw my social security in, lets do it.
I would have to be staff till I hit retirement age, but I'm not that far off.

 

[kmk420kali]

Leisure World has their own collective--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQMJo6Ijt8

 

[Sam the Caveman]

I think it could be built. There is a neighbor hood in my city that is gated and the developer is very wealthy. Most of his family lives in there along with other people who get the head nod and the hand shake, you know, the people who he accepts as the type of people he wants living in there. The neighborhood has been only half full ever since I can remember, but there is always a new house being built, one or so at a time.

If there were a rich developer stoner, in a med state, or rich enough in a non med state, I think this could go over fairly well.

 

[BrainSellz]

Leisure World has their own collective--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDQMJo6Ijt8

get high...hit the greens...pardon the pun....play a lil golf....nice!
Margo's weed looked a lil ...
looks like they are doin their thing though...

 

[alpo]

if there was a place like that for disabled people id be in

 

[Haps]

I call the idea Stoniers, senior citizen stoners, easy to screen for leo, smoke a joint at the time of application. There are many properties available, some on terms if you had good credit, and some cash down. Old schools, hotels, and even cruise ships, my personal favorite. I would already have one running if I had good credit, but I haven't used credit for years. You could do it in a big farm house around here, or a med state like michigan.

 

[ddrew]

I call the idea Stoniers, senior citizen stoners, easy to screen for leo, smoke a joint at the time of application. There are many properties available, some on terms if you had good credit, and some cash down. Old schools, hotels, and even cruise ships, my personal favorite. I would already have one running if I had good credit, but I haven't used credit for years. You could do it in a big farm house around here, or a med state like michigan.

Senior grow friendly cruise ship, now we're talking.
That would be great, sail all over, grow your plants, stop at different islands.
I wonder where the "love boat" is now, what was it called?
The pacific princess I think.
That things got to be getting pretty old now, we could probably get a deal on it.
All the cast from show are old enough to be part of the community too, gopher, Issac, captain steubing, yeah.

 

[HippyJohnny]

Investors just drop a line and I would love to help out.

Lots of great ideas.

Peace

 

[ROJO145]

Cool,Im down!!We could get meals delivered and have garbage and maid service.That way we can lay around stoned all day eatin and watchin tv!!It'll be like goin backwards cept older!!

 

[el Dream Reader]

we've had this discussion before, Groovy Manor (Cheech n' Chong dialogue in Nice Dreams) has to be run by stoners to work, a perpetual garden on the premises with input from the residents, an activity center meant to keep us sharp, 2 large entertainment/media rooms, kitchen open 24/7, a resident doctor (Dr Feelgood) and nurses (hotties) would be needed. It could be run with very little outside/govt support based on social security pooling of the residents and sales of some cannabis to dispensaries.


10 residents w/med cards = a nice sized garden.
6 live in staff w/med cards = a bigger garden yet.
Live in staff to be age appropriate as the homes
next residents; 15-20 yrs down the road.

There would have to be a trade off of some salary for staff in consideration of the room & board provided plus uber garden potentials for their personal use.

INCOME:
10 X $900 social security (appx) per month is $9,000
a 16 person med card garden will provide one pound per week ($2,400) to sell to dispensaries = $10,000 per month.


just some round figures but w/appx $19,000 per month income a small facility could/would prosper. being a cannabis commune we might be exempt from federal programs but local counties have to provide all eligible residents medical needs they can't afford. there will probably be programs or benefits afforded to the elderly from utility companies etc.

Your wanting to start a communist compound? I don't think the feds would like that.
A better model would be personal grow spaces with fire control and environmental control standard. Just make sure that each residence has it's own electric meter, that could get pricey.
I really like the hot Betty staff idea though clothing optional

 

[Stoner4Life]

Your wanting to start a communist compound? I don't think the feds would like that.

commie compound? you sniffin' glue?

once you've gotten into a nursing home your social security payments go directly to that home unless you have outside resources to pay the monthly fees. gotta pay to stay, period. my reference to a 'cannabis commune' was made only as the direction of our home; when interpreting the word 'commune' try thinking 'communal & common' as definitions 1 & 2, 'communist' is a political viewpoint where the feds are concerned & THAT would be the furthest objective of all our goals.

our goal would be to stay well medicated, well fed, not screwed with and somewhat entertained for our final days here. living amongst like minded people is the only way to achieve this imo........

OK, your way 16 separate electric meters & of course each meter has a monthly charge of appx $30.00 = $480 in metering fees per month before you even use a single watt.

My way has a single meter for the premise costing $30.00 per month saving $450 per month or $5,400.00 per year.

Your application for the accounting job @ GroovyManor is under scrutiny bro, in the meanwhile we're still looking for a decent cook.


EDIT:
actually the feds wouldn't like it at all & might want to stop sending the SS checks entirely if we couldn't prove that the $900 or so per month only covered room, board, salaries for elderly services which is all it ever could, selling weed to dispensaries would cover all the good shyt we'd all want otherwise.