Wifey froze my nuts

[bendoslendo]

did you call gh? what did they say?

 

[Vetus Fossor]

LOL, my wife keeps my nuts in her purse when she's mad at me. Which is most of the time.

Hell! I wish my wife kept my nuts in her purse. Nope! Not a chance. She keeps them in her hand. Rolling them around like Bogart in the "Caine Mutiny". All the while saying "You think you have a need for these??? NO! You don't! None! I'll tell you when you have a need these peebles! And it's not any time real soon." After 30 plus years I've sorta gotten use to it. I just wish they weren't still connected to me and she wouldn't feel the need to do this while we are out in public. Though the breeze does help ease the pain some what and it IS the only blow job I get (from the wind).