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Mrs.Babba

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oh the weather outside is frightful,
but the buds are so delightful,
since we've no place to go
let it sno let it snow let it snow

any bears after you yet Mrs. B?

Little shithead woke me up this morning diggin in the trash can! Babba went out and threw another can at him and he took off, he better get to hibernating soon! bastard! lol
 

*Lola*

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Little shithead woke me up this morning diggin in the trash can! Babba went out and threw another can at him and he took off, he better get to hibernating soon! bastard! lol

i run off the neighbor's dog by throwing lit firecrackers at it.

Maybe you should try that! I don't want u eaten. :yoinks:
 

cocktail frank

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snow?
im still raking leaves for christ sakes!
i havent even waxed my snow shovels yet.
they gotta look pimp when i break em out ::D
 
awww. i like when the women come into the den. its gets all sweet and lovey. :)


.... all i have to say is... UFC tonight! Who wants to bet? I'm taking machida for sure.
 

Mrs.Babba

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heheh good idea guys! I have some around somewhere, Ill have to find em..then BOOM!!! lol

I hope Rampage kicks ass!! heheh
 

mean mr.mustard

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I was thinking of baiting him with a picnic basket but maybe your trashcan will work.

Use a model rocket engine igniter to set off the cache of fireworks when you catch the fat bastard... it's remote and oh so much fun :D
 

*Lola*

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A Tale of the Cat

A Tale of the Cat

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain


This reminds me of the time my housecat went outside and got attacked by a stray tom.

This happened over and over, and I had tried everything to run off this ole stray tom cat.

One day there was another fight. Poor housekitty was on the bottom, getting decimated. OH NO! What should I do?

"I'll just grab stray tomcat by the back of the neck and sling him off my housekitty," I thought.

I reached down grabbed stray tom by the neck and slung him off housekitty. But unfortunately, I found out that stray tom was now a permanent part of my right arm.

Stray Tom bit and bit and bit. All 4 paws and all his claws were dug in and digging for China, and my arm was in the way!

What should I do? I tried and tried to sling him off my arm, but he would not let go!

So I decided to end his life! It was a death sentence for stray tom.

I held stray tom to my chest, did a belly flop on the ground and fell on stray tom with all my weight!

This knocked the breath out of stray tom, and he never drew another. I had to pry his teeth out of my arm after he was dead!

OUCH!

oh it hurt bad. lol
 

BrainSellz

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Use a model rocket engine igniter to set off the cache of fireworks when you catch the fat bastard... it's remote and oh so much fun :D
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BrainSellz

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
- Mark Twain


This reminds me of the time my housecat went outside and got attacked by a stray tom.

This happened over and over, and I had tried everything to run off this ole stray tom cat.

One day there was another fight. Poor housekitty was on the bottom, getting decimated. OH NO! What should I do?

"I'll just grab stray tomcat by the back of the neck and sling him off my housekitty," I thought.

I reached down grabbed stray tom by the neck and slung him off housekitty. But unfortunately, I found out that stray tom was now a permanent part of my right arm.

Stray Tom bit and bit and bit. All 4 paws and all his claws were dug in and digging for China, and my arm was in the way!

What should I do? I tried and tried to sling him off my arm, but he would not let go!

So I decided to end his life! It was a death sentence for stray tom.

I held stray tom to my chest, did a belly flop on the ground and fell on stray tom with all my weight!

This knocked the breath out of stray tom, and he never drew another. I had to pry his teeth out of my arm after he was dead!

OUCH!

oh it hurt bad. lol
holy fuck
 
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