Oh my god! Toilet paper sucks so much

[good drown]

so whens the last time you took a shit not at home, lol....
wow, you must be a pussy if this bothers you

 

[OjoRojo420]

Is that what you'd guess? I'd guess you don't know what you are talking about but since this is not a thread about meth.

This is now the second time you've come to a thread and see me and go on to make comments about Japan instead of me or the topic. Weak sauce man.

Lol, I am so glad you keep count!

Get over it.

 

[Kalicokitty]

Someone will eventually electrocute themselves on that plug in toilet.

Scott tissue is the best value!
Rough stuff, but once your used to it, it's fine.

They also make kickass paper towels

 

[cannaboy]

My mate has a toilet with a digital programable wash rinse and dry
and you can set it to spray soft ect

 

[evrchaning]

haahaa some one who knows the importance of wiping! I love diaper wipes but toilet paper is even more convenient. Thanks for the early morn laugh

 

[Japanfreakier]

so whens the last time you took a shit not at home, lol....
wow, you must be a pussy if this bothers you

There's this guy in Japan who has lived his life barefoot. This guy can walk on glass and it doesn't bother him. Well that's what your ass is like but you just don't realize it. A lot of people spent hours buffing and polishing their cars but use sandpaper on their asses. So I completely understand who the average person might think I'm a pussy for treating my ass better than my car, but what can I say, I like my asshole better than my car.

 

[Japanfreakier]

Lol, I am so glad you keep count!

You obliviously are, but let's face it, a few days ago and today is not that really hard to keep track of.

Here's my suggestion to you, if you really want to debate something about Japan make a thread and I will be more than willing to debate you and expose your ignorance at the same time. Wiki can't help you.

 

[SmilinBob]

while we are on this subject maybe you guys can confess.

What the heck is the deal with your poopy stained underwear?

there is, rarely the infamous itchy asshole syndrome. you wipe till clean, an hour later a massive itch leads to a safety wipe, bam, mystery spot

This is correct. Sometimes the asshole itches a little bit on the inside of the rim. Instead of putting our naked finger in the to get it we send the underwear in first. Don't know why though. My finger still smells like shit when I'm done with it.

 

[Japanfreakier]

and you can set it to spray soft ect

Why would you want it soft?

 

[Miss Blunted]

I use baby wipes, they rock. Honestly, every woman should keep them around and use them instead of toilet paper a couple times a day. Keep those hoo-hahs clean ladies

 

[fred b]

haha you made my day! but i can somehow relate to that experience

 

[eddie.saw]

and remember guys and gals, always wipe front to back!!

 

[Miss Blunted]

^LOL

 

[OjoRojo420]

You obliviously are, but let's face it, a few days ago and today is not that really hard to keep track of.

Here's my suggestion to you, if you really want to debate something about Japan make a thread and I will be more than willing to debate you and expose your ignorance at the same time. Wiki can't help you.

Lol, thank you so much for your suggestion!

Now, mine for you:

Get over it!

I don't feel like commenting anymore on that country.

Rather let's keep talking about wiping fecal matter.

Ever tried wet toilet paper when baby wipes are not around?

Works better if you don't have butt hairs...

Otherwise... TP earrings time!

 

[supermanlives]

toilet paper is better than leaves

 

[Protostele]

I once worked with a carpenter from the Pubnicos and when things were slow in the shop he would whittle little wooden spatulas to put in his outhouse.

Never tried a spatula, but we did use baby wipes on the boat.

 

[Japanfreakier]

Get over it!

I don't feel like commenting anymore on that country.

lol, there is nothing to get over, I'm pretty used to ignorant people saying shit about Japan because I live here. It's like a stupid barometer; they see my handle and talk about Hiroshima or some shit.

 

[Japanfreakier]

I once worked with a carpenter from the Pubnicos and when things were slow in the shop he would whittle little wooden spatulas to put in his outhouse.

Never tried a spatula, but we did use baby wipes on the boat.

OK that is just nasty.

ONe time I went to a log cabin with a outhouse out in the middle of nowhere and there was actually a sears catalog there, wasn't sure if it was a joke or not.

 

[Sun&Dirt]

I shower after each shit, I hate being away from home and having to shit.

 

[Japanfreakier]

Only problem with that is a big guy like you with that hair and you go through a bunch of towels. I bet your clothes line looks like a barbers.