Oh my god! Toilet paper sucks so much

[Japanfreakier]

I haven't really used toilet paper for about 10 years, I use flushable baby wipes, fell in love with them after my first child was born, one day just thought, "what the hell, I'll give it a try," and I've never gone back.

Well the other day I ran out of baby wipes, usually have a 6 month but either the wife or I forgot to buy more (her fault) and I had to use toilet paper, even though we don't use it the toilet paper holder just looks lonely without toilet paper in it.

Oh my god that was one the most painful and nasty things ever. I feel like I just wiped my ass with sandpaper, and we have what's supposed to be super soft toilet paper. Can you imagine how much the cheap stuff hurts?

And before you think I'm crazy (might be too late), more than a few grown reasonable men have become converts after discovering the sanity of wiping your ass with something soft.

 

[eddie.saw]

lmao, ever think of a getting a bidet? then you can avoid the whole wiping thing period.

 

[SmilinBob]

You gotta get the fluffy stuff.

Baby wipes I'm not knocking it I've done it. You won't find no crusty's at Japanfreakier's house.

 

[Danks2005]

Pussy.....j/k, I have a child and I've used em, they are much more comfortable. I never even thought of switching over, just figured it's not cost efficient.

 

[Japanfreakier]

Cost efficient? lol, no way man, they are like 4 bucks for a pack, probably 5 times the cost of toilet paper.

I live in an apartment and some of the ones here have bidets and all kinds of super high tech toilets, toilets that raise the seats and sing to you, but alas I have a plain old toilet.

 

[sackoweed]

dayum all this time i been using a friggn corn cob...!!!!! WTF!!! baby wipes im sold, there is nothing worse than absolutely having to take the browns to the superbowl while out and away from home. And then you go do your thang thang and have to wipe with what i call john wayne toilet paper, why? cos that TP dont take shit from anybody!!! might as well be using a corb cob.. sorry ya had to use med grit sandpaper your assholio prolly hates you... peace n pufs..

sackO

 

[SmilinBob]

Holy shit sackoweed I didn't stop laughing the whole time I read that.

I've heard it all before, but put together like that is great.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Iron_Lion]

I love baby wipes!

All you TP users are just smearing the shit all over your bum.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

dont use RABBIT shit dont stick to their fur

 

[eddie.saw]

Cost efficient? lol, no way man, they are like 4 bucks for a pack, probably 5 times the cost of toilet paper.

I live in an apartment and some of the ones here have bidets and all kinds of super high tech toilets, toilets that raise the seats and sing to you, but alas I have a plain old toilet.

go ask to use your neighbors toilet that sings to you and sprays you repeatedly until they just give it to you.

or you could use wet wash cloths until you get more!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Best stock up on the Johnson and Johnson baby wipes.....the ones in the pink pack have a bit of lotion on them that stops you getting diaper/nappy rash....lol

....if you really want to make a clean sweep of the odious inner buttocks then get a pressure hose plumbed into your water closet and jet-wash the offending area first....

 

[Danks2005]

dayum all this time i been using a friggn corn cob...!!!!! WTF!!! baby wipes im sold, there is nothing worse than absolutely having to take the browns to the superbowl while out and away from home. And then you go do your thang thang and have to wipe with what i call john wayne toilet paper, why? cos that TP dont take shit from anybody!!! might as well be using a corb cob.. sorry ya had to use med grit sandpaper your assholio prolly hates you... peace n pufs..

sackO

LOL. I do my best to only shit on home turf!

 

[SmilinBob]

All you TP users are just smearing the shit all over your bum.

You gotta wipe from the front of the hole to the back of the hole. That way no brown strays from the brown eye.. dayum bo er body no dat

 

[Japanfreakier]

For those who don't know about Japanese toilets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_vNb_XkTM

The newest ones also have really cool LED light shows....I have no frigging idea why, but they do.

 

[SmilinBob]

The newest ones also have really cool LED light shows....I have no frigging idea why, but they do.

A little bit of entertainment while you watch a little piece of yourself go down.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

i cant believ we have a thread going on toilet paper and wiping techneque

 

[Stoner4Life]

about 6 months ago I blew a booger outta my nose the size & color of a chameleon but at least I had the common sense not to start a thread about it.......

 

[eddie.saw]

well why not, it's not like it isnt something that people deal with everyday, sometimes a few times a day, those are the worst, even i hate toilet paper then.

 

[OjoRojo420]

Baby wipes = Hippie bath

I'd learn to use them in the Army (weeks without showers etc.) and never looked back.

 

[OjoRojo420]

For those who don't know about Japanese toilets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_vNb_XkTM

The newest ones also have really cool LED light shows....I have no frigging idea why, but they do.

Plenty of "tweakers" in Japan I guess.

Land of the rising Shabu !!!!