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paulo73

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Same here

Same here

Dude it's like a zombie film out here. There are huge crowds of pot smoking, hoody wearing, illegal immigrants trying to bite off a piece of your brain every time you go to the shop.

The country has been reduced to anarchy, the government has declared martial law and they've already reverted to cannibalism in Yorkshire since they closed Greggs.

Last time I smoked some I woke up three days later stark naked, with amnesia, two feet underground in a den of badgers, covered in the entrails of a traffic warden.

The stuff we're smoking is at least 28,000 times more powerful than anything Bob Marley smoked. It's also been genetically modified to produce nanobots that re-engineer your brain to make you a liberal pussy.

Don't bother with all the other so called "news" sites, for the truth go to the Daily Mail were they tell it like it is.

Anyway, got to go, just smoked another one and I'm thinking of sawing my foot off.

LOLOLOL
"a liberal pussy"...that´s the dogs bollocks:laughing: i better stay away from that one then:)
I prefer The Sun to the Daily Mail...Has legal immigrant i find best quality "Trues" on that shinning beacon of modern journalism!

I´m toking some Dinafems PowerKush and i´m getting a bit racy...
VRRRRRRUUUUMMMM!VRRRRRUUUUUMMMM!
Need to go out and do some work, the sun is shinning!:jump:
 

herbal202

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Dude it's like a zombie film out here. There are huge crowds of pot smoking, hoody wearing, illegal immigrants trying to bite off a piece of your brain every time you go to the shop.

The country has been reduced to anarchy, the government has declared martial law and they've already reverted to cannibalism in Yorkshire since they closed Greggs.

Last time I smoked some I woke up three days later stark naked, with amnesia, two feet underground in a den of badgers, covered in the entrails of a traffic warden.

The stuff we're smoking is at least 28,000 times more powerful than anything Bob Marley smoked. It's also been genetically modified to produce nanobots that re-engineer your brain to make you a liberal pussy.

Don't bother with all the other so called "news" sites, for the truth go to the Daily Mail were they tell it like it is.

Anyway, got to go, just smoked another one and I'm thinking of sawing my foot off.
Ive told the kids they shouldnt be selling it to adults !
Im sticking with my la cheese.
 

JamieShoes

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smoking some 10 week exodus cheese... it's been dry all of about an hour probably... and yet the flavours are still very intense... I was looking for a real heady and body hit to this (hence the 10 weeks) and judging by how fucked up my missus is after half a spliff, I think it's turned out rather well :)
 
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JamieShoes

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after almost managing to give meself a whitey last night with a combination of cheese, amnesia and charras spliffs.....I figured I'd start off the day right with another "cheesenesia" :)



edit - 4 tokes in - "yeah... that's workin" :D
 

ChaosCatalunya

5.2 club is now 8.1 club...
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Dude it's like a zombie film out here. There are huge crowds of pot smoking, hoody wearing, illegal immigrants trying to bite off a piece of your brain every time you go to the shop.

The country has been reduced to anarchy, the government has declared martial law and they've already reverted to cannibalism in Yorkshire since they closed Greggs.

Last time I smoked some I woke up three days later stark naked, with amnesia, two feet underground in a den of badgers, covered in the entrails of a traffic warden.

The stuff we're smoking is at least 28,000 times more powerful than anything Bob Marley smoked. It's also been genetically modified to produce nanobots that re-engineer your brain to make you a liberal pussy.

Don't bother with all the other so called "news" sites, for the truth go to the Daily Mail were they tell it like it is.

Anyway, got to go, just smoked another one and I'm thinking of sawing my foot off.

Dude, that Cannibalism thing was going on in Yorkshire waaaay before Greggs closed up shop ....


and talking of "Special Stuff" in pies, you do know that [in W London at least..] Greggs food is now made/baked in Feltham Young Offenders Institute ? I am sure all the chaps there are very happy in their work and would never ever think of doing anything unsavoury with the ingredients at all, ever.


I have been smoking the first bits of Fritilliary Seeds CheesexSSH, very nice it is too, just trying not to think about what really is in your Greggs Cornish Pasties or "Yorkshire Baltis" :moon:
 

herbal202

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phew.... that sounds like a cosh in a spliff jamieboy.
managed to get a lil bit of a sick ice pheno from fs, it smells like that sour milk stuff , tastes as good/bad too. mate was saying it was a main cola but the side stuff was quite airy,got 3 oz from it so good yeilder & defo worth trying to find this pheno_Old school stuff indeed.
edit to add , not a morning smoke ... Im cooked already.
 

JamieShoes

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seriously, 'erbal :)... it's been a fun day :)


not actually smoking it yet, but just cracked open the Casey after leaving it alone for a few days in glass... I think it'll make good company for when I take the dog out :)
 

EddieShoestring

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atm i'm doing that thing where you rub the bifda on the buds to get some resin on the skins-what a pain in the ass that is. Rubbing my skins on some Pot of Gold and Diesel bagseed tonight.

Had some of Greenhouse's Lemon Skunk last night-v lemony-v strong smell and quite pleasant hit. More uppy that straight #1.

i'm getting back to the bud rubbing
cheers guys
eddieS
 
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BeAn

kentish creme n oaxacan cocktail biftas, in the garden with the disposable BBQ....now all we need is a tent and a kilo of hash to hot box it with....:D
 

VerdantGreen

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lol, its a bit of congolese x geurilla gold - last summers vintage from the greenhouse

weed followed by some weeding :D
 

zoidb3rg

Member
That looks nice cheesey, I'm smoking some sativa leaning stuff, very stretchy not sure on a strain, it's bloody good though, very smooth smoke
 

EddieShoestring

Florist
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yeah that Whites does look the buisness, Cheesy

i'm on some 6week Diesel that went hermi-it has such a strong smell. If you shut your eyes you'd think that you were sniffing some sort of solvent cleaner-lemon pledge-or whatever

on a low/grow note i've mislabelled my belladonna plant. It's not Belladonna-it's Pot of Gold-like the rest. Hmmm. Wonder where that Belladonna plant is then....did someone say 'short term memory'?

cheers
eddieS
 
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rocky5

im puffing on some stinky nicotine,
the good news is i am on 7 week flower tommorow
the bad news is ive got a medical upcomming in the next month
for sure and i need to pass it cant be bodged by the usual methods
as its a blood and urine.
at least my buds might be some what cured before it runs out this time.
after this grow i dont plan on running out again my tent will be
jam packed this time,to much family members and friends to look after now aswell and i end up running out myself,oh well.
 

SmokeMe

Member
Damn cheesey^^^^^^^^^^would make some nice bubble that mate,what's the smoke like????

Smoking some cured moby dick today,,!!
 
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Hazyfontazy

yeah that Whites does look the buisness, Cheesy
cheers
eddieS

it sure does ,very white ,,looks just like the original widow buds ..

cheesey is that the 1 u never cloned ? deffo needs a reveg if u didn't an put me down for 1 :tiphat:
 

herbal202

Member
cracking bud shots cheesy mate,
rocky boy will make it taste even sweeter mate , Not nice having to wait but not long now
smoking a bit of female seeds ww .
 

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