A Letter to the Guy who keeps Ripping My Plants

[LolaGal]

To Whom It May Concern:

For the last 3 years you have been following me around, digging up my plants and stealing them.

You stole the one down by the creek 2 days ago.

Last year you dug up and stole a bunch of clones from 6 different spots. I only had 2 spots that you did not find and steal.

I am getting tired of going to check on my plants and all I find is an empty hole in the ground.

I would be glad to teach you how to clone and give you some seeds of your own. Then you would not have to dig my plants up.

You could learn to grow your own plants.

Now you surely know that I have a medical disability and I need my weed to treat my illness.

You are a heartless, cold, unfeeling asshole. I hope your dick shrivles up and never works again.

 

[Miss Blunted]

Damn Lola...I'm sorry. I've had a lot of things stolen from me too, I hate people like that.

 

[whadeezlrg]

harsh I feel for ya, I've had plants ripped literally days before harvest it sucks. try not to let it bother you too much.. and have a nice day!

 

[exploziv]

. more luck from now on!

 

[ROJO145]

Ive said it for years a game camera is a growers bestest friend,49 bucks at wallys and ya know everything that moves near yer grow!!They even got cams now thatll call yer cell and let ya know shits happenin....the big buck or the greasy thief!!Hope ya catch em Lola

 

[Kalicokitty]

I know it's frowned upon, but if this is a repeat offender, I think it may be time to consider a little non lethal booby trap or two.

 

[facelift]

As If I Was That Guy

As If I Was That Guy

I'm sorry, but I need the pot too. I'm not willing to stop smoking because I enjoy getting high and I'm afraid to go without. I can't afford to buy it, my kids are out of diapers, food and clothing. The electric gas and rent are months behind. I can't find a job for income. Stealing your plants is safer that robbing banks and dollar stores. Please forgive me. I don't have a dick.








With any luck, your plant will be safe this year. Good Luck!

 

[medmaker420]

that sucks

rippers karma

don't want that voodoo on me

 

[daves4usc]

Ive had plants stolen too and it really pisses me off too. I agree with ROJO145, a camera will solve that shit. Once I knew who it was I would boobie trap that shit.

 

[Miss Blunted]

Rippers will get their dicks caught in their zippers. And hopefully they are hacked off with a dull object.

 

[tokinafaty420]

How do you know it is a guy and not a lady?

 

[Marywanna]

Lola,hope you get to KICK SOME RIPPER ASS,thats BULLSHIT.

 

[trouble]

I hope your dick shrivles up and never works again.

Lola, Why do you assume it's a guy?

Could be a bearded transsexual stealing you plants....I hear those trannys with facial hair do like to smoke weed!

 

[LolaGal]

It's a CLONE THIEF

It's a CLONE THIEF

This dickhead steals the plants as soon as they are put out within 2 days I estimate.

I went to add rabbit crap to the early clone I put out in hopes that I would grow a nice plant by getting out an early start.

2 days after it was planted, the whole plant was stolen, dirt and all, and I am left with another empty hole.

By examining the hole, and seeing the amount of dryness that the top layer of soil had, I was able to tell within 1 day. Also there was a rain and I could see how empty the hole was.

The stick I used for a prop to the plant had been pulled up and laid down.

Then the lowlife, dog dug it up and stole it. Again.

I just put plant out and gone in 2 days. not a coincidence.

This dude steals the plants when they are little and moves them to his patch.

Nobody else would take the dirt and leave an empty hole in ground.

 

[Old time lurker]

Lola:
I hope this knuckle heads' crotch experiences a pubic lice infestation of biblical proportions.

sorry for the loss of all your lil green plants

 

[Makaveli76]

Goodluck With you future grows! Hope they don't find your plants no more!! Seeds are expensive!!

 

[chuckyoufarley]

better check your reaveiw when going to these places and see who is following you

 

[LolaGal]

statistics say male

statistics say male

Lola, Why do you assume it's a guy?

Could be a bearded transsexual stealing you plants....I hear those trannys with facial hair do like to smoke weed!

Just the laws of averages.

1) Rural area = fewer bearded transexuals
2) 95% of growers are male.
3) 99.995% Local LEO, Game wardens, officials white males.

This makes it 98.6789 % chance of a male ripper.

So I am putting out the voodoo on HIM

Every plant you take,
Every Rip you make,
I'll be cursing you!
Your dick will go limp,
When you steal my hemp.
When you toke my buds,
You won't be makin love.
Your dick is broke.
Viagra won't work!
Your DICK is CURSED!!!!!


Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

 

[Strainhunter]

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Good luck in the future.

If I were you I would install a few remote cameras, then take the pictures/video sequences making sure they have a few nice face-shots in there and then, only if you want to be nice, make him (her?) YouTube famous.

If you don't want to be 'nice' then send those captures to the local news and who ever else crosses your mind.

He will never do it again, guaranteed.




PS: PM me if you need help regarding the cameras.

 

[Smoke Dream]

Damn Lola, I'd say something has to be done but not to the point it throws you off track. This person obviously knows a lil something about you for a while now. You only know they exist & that there paying attention.
You could do something evil, like feed it silver.... That's way too harsh, but I don't think this person cares considering the stories of what's happened to thiefs trying to steal plants & what not.
I think Rojo has ah good idea, but remember there watching you already. This is too easy for whoever is doing it.
Camera is good, But I think you need a 2nd set of eyes on you & the area....
You need to see whats happening before & after you leave the spot, they'll see you set the cam, but they won't know who's the 2nd shooter, see...Watch him or her, watching you! Then go PREDATOR on there a$$!

This happened to me once but I caught the mutha F'er! Snuck up on them while they were taking some buds... Pissed me off I was like, YO, Dad, get the F out of my plants before I tell mom!D

CYA, ok Lola. Best of luck
-SD