nnnnghhhhgnnngh
Member
CHICAGO (AP) - Federal Customs Fails to Intercept Contraband
May 11, 2009 - Just four months from the anniversary of the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center, terrorist activities continue despite the unceasing vigilance of federal law enforcement. Just this week a quantity of drug material has been reported to pass unnoticed through the New York and Chicago international shipping hubs.
One package in particular contained over twenty-four marihuana seeds in several varieties bearing such bone-chilling monikers as Satori and Speed Queen. Perhaps the most terrifying is a small round package designed with occult themes and labeled "Arjan's Haze." According to the Drug Enforcement Agency, this is sufficient to produce over thirty metric tons of marihuana with a street value over seven quadrillion dollars. The implications for public safety are staggering; one metric ton alone would be sufficient to induce breast growth in every adult male on the North American continent. Other harmful effects of the drug include making the victim uncontrollably violent while simultaneously inducing pacifism, Communist leanings and homosexuality.
One source connected with prominent figures in the nation's drug enforcement community has been quoted to say marihuana "influences negroes to look white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows, and look at a white woman twice." Since according to the Secretary of State the average potency of this insidious drug has more than doubled in recent years, the dangers are obvious. According to our calculations a negro looking at a white woman as many as four times is not out of the realm of possibility.
Experts across the nation fear the worst.
May 11, 2009 - Just four months from the anniversary of the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center, terrorist activities continue despite the unceasing vigilance of federal law enforcement. Just this week a quantity of drug material has been reported to pass unnoticed through the New York and Chicago international shipping hubs.
One package in particular contained over twenty-four marihuana seeds in several varieties bearing such bone-chilling monikers as Satori and Speed Queen. Perhaps the most terrifying is a small round package designed with occult themes and labeled "Arjan's Haze." According to the Drug Enforcement Agency, this is sufficient to produce over thirty metric tons of marihuana with a street value over seven quadrillion dollars. The implications for public safety are staggering; one metric ton alone would be sufficient to induce breast growth in every adult male on the North American continent. Other harmful effects of the drug include making the victim uncontrollably violent while simultaneously inducing pacifism, Communist leanings and homosexuality.
One source connected with prominent figures in the nation's drug enforcement community has been quoted to say marihuana "influences negroes to look white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows, and look at a white woman twice." Since according to the Secretary of State the average potency of this insidious drug has more than doubled in recent years, the dangers are obvious. According to our calculations a negro looking at a white woman as many as four times is not out of the realm of possibility.
Experts across the nation fear the worst.
