Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!
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secondtry
1. "what strain should I buy?".
Unless one is buying a clone they are not buying a strain, they are buying a variety. NL#5 is not a strain, it's a variety. An elite mom of NL#5 is a strain of the variety NL#5.
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And how about statements?
2. "pics or it didn't happen"
Peace out
Unless one is buying a clone they are not buying a strain, they are buying a variety. NL#5 is not a strain, it's a variety. An elite mom of NL#5 is a strain of the variety NL#5.
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And how about statements?
2. "pics or it didn't happen"
Peace out
TheCheeseMan
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Everytime an oldtimer comes over and smokes out of my bong (glass roor), they alway put their thumb on the ice catcher and ask "how do you work this carb?" and i always laugh and say, "its not a carb its an ice catcher."
Then i get them high as hell and then they ask "where did you get this dank bud?"
not really the dumbest question but its makes me chuckle everytime.
My one buddy once asked me if he could have my root mass from a dwc to make spegetti and noodles with LOL. (and he was serious)
Then i get them high as hell and then they ask "where did you get this dank bud?"
not really the dumbest question but its makes me chuckle everytime.
My one buddy once asked me if he could have my root mass from a dwc to make spegetti and noodles with LOL. (and he was serious)
ghostly
Member
i hate to put my mom on blast,but..it was funny.
i can home during freshman year of college for 4th of july, my mom and lil brother were riding with me to the party.i had forgot about about a bag i had in the car, mom found it.
she opens it up (it was some nice colas of NL) and takes a bud out. first she asks...
"whats it laced with?" (hahahahaha)
i said nothing of course, those crystals are thc"
she really thought all pot was shake and had to be laced.
of course, 10 years later, she is a huge supporter of my proffession (canna care provider) and i have bestowed all my knowledge. she thinks the plants r beautiful and sweet smelling now. i love mom.
i can home during freshman year of college for 4th of july, my mom and lil brother were riding with me to the party.i had forgot about about a bag i had in the car, mom found it.
she opens it up (it was some nice colas of NL) and takes a bud out. first she asks...
"whats it laced with?" (hahahahaha)
i said nothing of course, those crystals are thc"
she really thought all pot was shake and had to be laced.
of course, 10 years later, she is a huge supporter of my proffession (canna care provider) and i have bestowed all my knowledge. she thinks the plants r beautiful and sweet smelling now. i love mom.
kingjames488
Member
but wait! I thought pot was grown in fat peoples belly buttons!?!?
someone really said that to me once.
lmfao.
someone really said that to me once.
lmfao.
I haven't read through all the thread, so I hope it hasn't been brought up.
I was picking seeds out of some hermie sativa buds I harvested last week, and my roommate asked me what I did with the seeds. I told him, "I threw them away."
He was like,"Man, you should keep them. You can eat them and get high. Thats what cockfighters feed their chickens, so they feel less pain."
He also thinks purple plants are more potent. He obviously hasn't smoked the purple bagseed I grew out as well.
How the fuck does he come up with this shit? Whats worse is he's one of those "know-it-alls". Knows everything about EVERYTHING.
I was picking seeds out of some hermie sativa buds I harvested last week, and my roommate asked me what I did with the seeds. I told him, "I threw them away."
He was like,"Man, you should keep them. You can eat them and get high. Thats what cockfighters feed their chickens, so they feel less pain."
He also thinks purple plants are more potent. He obviously hasn't smoked the purple bagseed I grew out as well.
How the fuck does he come up with this shit? Whats worse is he's one of those "know-it-alls". Knows everything about EVERYTHING.
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ak-51
I apologize since these aren't really in the form of a question; although I could have made them into questions that would be contrary to how I heard them originally; they're also not 100% about cannabis.
1. If you water your plant with bong water it will make it more chronic. (cute high school art class stoner girl)
2. All psychedelic mushrooms are grown in cow poop, no exceptions. (I hear this one all the time, it's pretty unreal how common this belief actually is)
3. Pot can kill you the first time you do it. (My old best friend let loose this little gem upon me telling him that I smoked pot for the first time; we were both in 9th or 10th grade at the time.)
4. You can tell the difference between male and female mj plants by counting the leaves. (a girl I work with got this expert advice from somebody who worked at wendy's.)
1. If you water your plant with bong water it will make it more chronic. (cute high school art class stoner girl)
2. All psychedelic mushrooms are grown in cow poop, no exceptions. (I hear this one all the time, it's pretty unreal how common this belief actually is)
3. Pot can kill you the first time you do it. (My old best friend let loose this little gem upon me telling him that I smoked pot for the first time; we were both in 9th or 10th grade at the time.)
4. You can tell the difference between male and female mj plants by counting the leaves. (a girl I work with got this expert advice from somebody who worked at wendy's.)
Finklsteinshtkd
Member
I had a guy tell me about a guy he knew that was growing in a completely dark closet, with a heating pad wrapped around the pot/root zone. Then he continued to not only tell me how innovative this new method was and how much danker this life-sized plant is than any other plant ever, but he also detailed in extreme how the plant uses heat for its energy and how plants get heat from the sun when they're outside, but they don't really need light, they just need the heat energy to make food.
I didn't even care that the dude was misinformed. What did drive me to the freakin edge was the conviction with which this guy explained himself. He was there to educate me was his attitude. It really angered me and I had to bite my lip cause this whole thing took place in county lockup. I wanted to beat his ass but I was in tank being processed out to go home. lol
I didn't even care that the dude was misinformed. What did drive me to the freakin edge was the conviction with which this guy explained himself. He was there to educate me was his attitude. It really angered me and I had to bite my lip cause this whole thing took place in county lockup. I wanted to beat his ass but I was in tank being processed out to go home. lol
Finklsteinshtkd
Member
I will admit though, when I finally decided 'you know what...i'm just gonna figure out how to grow my own'. I had no clue at all. I barely recognized it as a real plant. I remember thinking I was gonna get a 'dro kit' and just toss it under my bed until its ready. LMAO More like growing mushrooms or something. Set it and forget it.
starwatcher
Member
Went to the NY upstate harvest fest a few years back. Met this guy up there called the general who won the cup for the best weed there.
Get this, I showed him some of the dank bud I had/grown (purple kush) and he asked me. "What is all that white stuff on them, mold?" Everyone of my friends just gave me a look like O no he did not just say that lol. Well the mold was really crystals. I just shrugged it off, he then asks to buy a bag, which in turn was too expensive for him lol. To think this guy just won the cup, as you can see the standards of the upstate ny harvest fest are very low. There was no high quality bud there at all other than mine. All outdoor swag that the hippies(yep ima club kid) try to sell to one another.
Get this, I showed him some of the dank bud I had/grown (purple kush) and he asked me. "What is all that white stuff on them, mold?" Everyone of my friends just gave me a look like O no he did not just say that lol. Well the mold was really crystals. I just shrugged it off, he then asks to buy a bag, which in turn was too expensive for him lol. To think this guy just won the cup, as you can see the standards of the upstate ny harvest fest are very low. There was no high quality bud there at all other than mine. All outdoor swag that the hippies(yep ima club kid) try to sell to one another.
once a friend told me another friend had told him that if you inject heroin into the stem of a weedplant it's good for the plant, gets stronger and produces better weed.
next time I saw himI confronted him about it, he was convinced of it at first but among my friends I'm regarded as the weedexpert, so he was convinced quickly.
also it seems to be a common story among my friends that apparently shrooms cultured in a medium that is infused with MDMA will yield MDMA-shrooms(contain both MDMA and psilocybin), wich seems highly unlikely to me
some other common misconceptions I hear now and then:
when I tell I grow outdoor: I thought it was too cold for weed here? (53 degrees north) (indoor is way more common here so some ocassional smokers don't even realise you can grow it outdoors, except in the tropics)
also some think weedplants can only get 30-40 cm tall, once I was called by a friend who had a dispute/discussion with his parents, he knew from me that they can get much larger but his parents(who don't smoke, his father is a cop tough) thought they culd only get 30-40 cm
another very common belief I encounter is people thinking the crystals/trichomes are pure thc(and as an extension/variation of/on that, that kief is pure thc)
next time I saw himI confronted him about it, he was convinced of it at first but among my friends I'm regarded as the weedexpert, so he was convinced quickly.
also it seems to be a common story among my friends that apparently shrooms cultured in a medium that is infused with MDMA will yield MDMA-shrooms(contain both MDMA and psilocybin), wich seems highly unlikely to me
some other common misconceptions I hear now and then:
when I tell I grow outdoor: I thought it was too cold for weed here? (53 degrees north) (indoor is way more common here so some ocassional smokers don't even realise you can grow it outdoors, except in the tropics)
also some think weedplants can only get 30-40 cm tall, once I was called by a friend who had a dispute/discussion with his parents, he knew from me that they can get much larger but his parents(who don't smoke, his father is a cop tough) thought they culd only get 30-40 cm
another very common belief I encounter is people thinking the crystals/trichomes are pure thc(and as an extension/variation of/on that, that kief is pure thc)
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MrSterling
Was out in the real sticks last week hanging with some friends. Met this guy who said he's been growing for decades, told me his secret to picking out female seeds, "Female seeds sink in a glass of water. Male seeds float".
ahhhavalanche!
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"how high is too high?"
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bench warmer
Well, not a question, but funny:
My friend says, "I wonder why pot doesn't do anything for me. It just makes me really chatty, paranoid, gives me the munchies & puts me to sleep." XD
My friend says, "I wonder why pot doesn't do anything for me. It just makes me really chatty, paranoid, gives me the munchies & puts me to sleep." XD
