Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!

[nomaad]

those are stupid assumptions. not stupid questions had they been framed as such. if you had asked an experienced grower whether adding enough lime to your mix could buffer pH, it would have been a perfectly legit question. same for the organics question... were it a question.

making these assumptions without seeking the answers is kinda stupid. but having a reasonable idea and asking questions of those who might know the answers is not stupidity. its called research.

not controlling your odors is pretty stupid, i'll agree. even asking somebody if they thought you should conceal the odor of rotting fish from your neighbors is kinda of a stupid question. I'll give you that one.

 

[ak-51]

not really a question but too good to leave out. upon telling my best friend that I smoked pot for the first time (we were both in 9th grade) he says:

"but it can kill you your first time!"

 

[PiffGuru]

"Why would you cut the plant down? Don't you just cut the bud off and it grows more indefinitely?"

 

[Standaman]

I have some clones how do i germinate them???

That was a real question on another site! Cracks me up every time

 

[Kcar]

Does this weed smell like bannana peels to you?

 

[Standaman]

In a hydro shop a guy was askin the hydro guy some questions and he said have you got a bible? And the guy replied no i think my mom has though!!!! WTF

 

[UnknownProphet]

Working at a club made me hate "purp" reasons being:

"Which Purp is the most fire?"-I hate this fire term, well at least when I'm supposed to be a pain consultant, not a street pusher.

"Y'all got any purp?"-At the time only one thing on our shelf wasn't "purp", mind useing your eyes or better yet hoe about your brain?

"Do you have and purp with no green?"- Really?

"What's your darkest purple?"-My personal favorite, which I heard around once a day.


~ʇǝɥdoɹPuʍouʞuU

 

[MotherNatureMan]

ROFL....this is a SUPER funny thread.

 

[Rustylions]

"How many of those little seeds can I smoke in a joint to get high?"

Does it amaze you guys how people are so prepared to do a drug without even the slightest bit of research.

Argh.

RL

 

[Randybobandy]

"What strand is this plant."

 

[chopper_reid]

"is this skunk"

"man i can get skunk for that price"

and anyone who actually smokes my stuff gets blazed as and always comes back... so what if i ask a little more for it
i put all the care an attention into it, make sure its cured and nicely trimmed,weighed and bagged

the diff im talking about is $20 over an ounce haha
the part they dont see is the countless hours i spend caring for my girls and giving them a fair deal

 

[desert fox]

I bought this weed that smells like freshly cut grass and isn't very potent. Do you know what strain this is?

OH YEA...I have seen this before!!!!.....its called premi.....

Like Premium, because it is homegrown and not from Mexico? (He said it so excitedly)

No like pre-mature, turd....you just got ripped off..you just said it isn't potent....thanks for playing......Keep you head up though.....Mabee one day I will feel comfortable with hooking you up with pot, even though your parents and brother is cool with you smoking weed...You seriously need your brain cells for survival, fighting temptations to play in traffic, and being able to move out of mommy's house at a reasonable age....by reasonable age I mean somewhere in your low 20s . Better luck next time. Here is a tip though....look at the bag and smell it first before you buy......Shit, someone needs to give you some form of guidance.

 

[Centrum]

I know this isn't the right thread but i was wondering if you guys could help me figure out how much i will yield from my plants.
I haven't started them yet but i have read everything i can possibly read and i know what i'm doing.
Even though its my first time im confident i wont have any problems.

I dont have an EC or PH meter.
But nature doesn't need neither do i.
But i'm gonna use some CFL's because i have been reading you can get a serious crop from like 100 of those surrounding your plants and we have tons of these around the house that i can take without having to buy an expensive light.
If i do need to get an HID light i saw some laying around this construction zone that i might be able to grab. I might need help wiring them.
I also heard that all nutrients are basically the same so im gonna use some miracle gro.
I didn't have enough money to get any dirt but i have some dirt in bags that i dug up from my dads garden this last summer and his plants grow awesome !
Im pretty much ready to go, the only thing i need is some good genetics i would use bagseed but i dont think people will wanna buy something like that, maybe someone could hook a brotha up with some dank that grows super big yields!
Im gonna try and start a grow diary but i don't know if i can upload pictures from this library computer.

Thanks guys and watch soon i will be making my own genetix and selling bomb ass seeds just like rez and bog! Maybe you guys who hook me up will get some of my gear!








The above post is fictional and a joke PLEASE DONT PM ME to give me or ask for SEEDS

 

[Standaman]

i fuckin hate that type of question^^^^^^ lol good one though

 

[slimjoint]

i had a arguement a couple months back where my friend was trying to convice me that males make seeds, he even called his dad and he told me he grew a male with loads of seeds the most hed ever seen , trying to convice me those balls were eventually gonna be seeds. and if the male pollinates the female she becomes a male and makes seeds too.

 

[AsbestosToast]

A dealer I knew had a plant in his closet, and one of his dumb hang-around skanks would blow smoke on it. Bong smoke, joint smoke, blunt smoke... "It's good for it.... its weed too!" A stupid stoner and a dumb bitch taking care of a plant, shockingly it didn't make it....

 

[Tony Danza]

AHHHHHHHHH, man, this thread died? Lil' too much sensitive sally action crapped up the mood in here.

Oh well, I'm bumping it anyway on some really great wisdom that was recently handed down to me.

It was explained that I should abuse my plants in the last couple weeks with everything from water deprivation, light poisoning, temperature flux, and yes, physical abuse. I guess punching my colas makes them think the world is ending and their evolutionary response to that is to make more resin. Because I guess resin stops the world from ending.

From the same guy I got the classic "turn you plants upside down so all the "oils" run into the buds". Because apparently THC is synthesized in the roots before it gets put into the buds.

This same reasoning was behind the assertion that stems make the best ganja food, again, that's where the "oils" are.



Because he was in passing on wisdom mode and not asking questions mode, I didn't bother to correct him, I just changed the topic. I didn't have all day to reverse a lifetime of believing in hokey bullshit.

 

[PhenoMenal]

Not a question as such, but way back in high school there was one guy who was selling "Sinse" (ie. sinsemilla) as if it was a strain - "this is Sinse ... its more potent than White Widow!"

 

[praisehim.]

should i take all my leaves off to get light only on the buds !? yeeeeeaahhh....

haha.

 

[Tony Danza]

Not a question as such, but back in high school there was one guy who was selling "Sinse" (ie. sinsemilla) as if it was a strain

Back when most weed had seeds, sensi was a big deal.

But now, yeah, that's dumb.