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The Bad Girls Club!!!!

hippie_lettuce

Garden Nymph
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Man, all your (ex)-wife related stories suck, Ran lol

Are you calling it quit with ladies for a bit?
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LolaGal

Man, all your (ex)-wife related stories suck, Ran lol

Are you calling it quit with ladies for a bit?
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AMEN sister... these ex wife stories suck.

But to answer your question, Randude already has another "love of his life" lined up to take his ex's place. He never learns....


OMtn: Tellling people you are gonna kill your man is a bad idea. LEO will get you if you tell before hand. Just act all innocent and say he went off on another drug binge you reckon.
 

hippie_lettuce

Garden Nymph
Veteran
Just watch that show, Snapped...

I meant in my previous post that the ex-wife is why his stories suck, not because Randude is a bad storyteller. Just to make that clear.

Ran and Lola have some great storytelling skills hehe
 
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LolaGal

Just watch that show, Snapped...

I meant in my previous post that the ex-wife is why his stories suck, not because Randude is a bad storyteller. Just to make that clear.

Ran and Lola have some great storytelling skills hehe

I just thought these ex wife stories suck cause they are ex wife stories.

I hate dating the newly divorced. They don't stop talking about their break ups till they have been divorced at least 2 years. Then they are safe to date again.

Otherwise, you hafta sit through boring stories of how evil that ex wife was...... boring... boring.
 

Lil 'o Me

Farm hand
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Gosh, I cant believe some bitches. Lola, I know you would never do anything like that.... tell me your bad-assidness is all just a front. Your as harmless as a kitten, huh?

LOL... good morning bad girls! My back is aching so bad! And what do ya know.... its raining today. Glad I got all that gardening done yesturday! The front of my house looks so cute now! Wish I could show you a pic.... but you know... :smokeit:
 
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ka0tik_kreati0n

morning BGC. hope everyone is having a great day. Im just trying to stay stoned.....
 
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LolaGal

^Me too, me too.

The dishwasher is washing dishes, the clothes washer is washing clothes, I just scrubbed de kitchen sink out. I baked the birds some cornbread shaped like Christmas trees... ahhahahahaha.

This Apophis is a good get er done strain. My house is looking so much cleaner since I run out of Sourbubble... hahahaha.
 
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MrsEvlme2

:laughing: I need some of that. My house is a mess. But, I'm so stoned all the time I don't even care.

Dude: maybe you should lay off the women for a while. There's only one lady for me. Other people love her too, but I'm not jealous. :smokey:

Did anyone else see Cheaters this weekend? The wife got into the white van and hit her cheating husband. He flew like 50 feet. It was great.

Have a great day ladies.
 

hippie_lettuce

Garden Nymph
Veteran
lol MrsEvl

there's this one episode of Cheaters that I can remember really well...because the wife tried running over her husband...and succeeded.

LOL
 

Mrs.Babba

THE CHIMNEY!!
ICMag Donor
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Ohhhh that show is badddd!! ...and the host guy is really creepy to me!! lol

Happy Hump day ladies [and ran] heheheh Have a high day!!:smokeit::dance013:
 

the Rock

Active member
:laughing: I need some of that. My house is a mess. But, I'm so stoned all the time I don't even care.

Dude: maybe you should lay off the women for a while. There's only one lady for me. Other people love her too, but I'm not jealous. :smokey:

Did anyone else see Cheaters this weekend? The wife got into the white van and hit her cheating husband. He flew like 50 feet. It was great.

Have a great day ladies.

I happened upon that episode of cheaters ,quite amusing> lost respect for Joey (soulpatch) Grieco after his show was deemed fake,hired actors and actresses playing the roles of jilted spouses-lovers.Still not convinced as the recent show looked fairly real when the cheater got nailed by the white van.
Just happened upon this thread by accident, I am looking for age 33-49 year old single women (good looking) to help me manage my crops. Anyone looking to relocate to beautiful lush redwoods ten minutes from the ocean send me your resume(and pics)=salary negotiable. I work full time and its hard to find someone to trust(family members included).The area is between SF and Santa Cruz, this is serious for single women only.
 
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LolaGal

Just happened upon this thread by accident, I am looking for age 33-49 year old single women (good looking) to help me manage my crops. Anyone looking to relocate to beautiful lush redwoods ten minutes from the ocean send me your resume(and pics)=salary negotiable. I work full time and its hard to find someone to trust(family members included).The area is between SF and Santa Cruz, this is serious for single women only.

33-49 check
good looking check
wanting to move to SF area... check

single check

salary $100,000 or $60,000 and rent free house/utilities.

Bachelor's of Science, greenhouse management, botany, master gardener. Dixie weed whisperer.


but I am confused why only good looking girls need apply. Do you want someone to lock in a cage at your farm or somebody to grow a bunch of weed?

Sounds like you want a new girlfriend to grow all your weed. In return I bet they would get to smoke their own weed, and maybe get some pork n beans....

I hired this ugly Mexican dude to clean out my fence rows. He works really cheap, and I don't really care what he looks like when he is weeding the fence rows....
 

the Rock

Active member
Hello Ladies just curious other than being a woman what are like five prerequisites of joining your "bad ass girls club"
 
1. Good genetics
2. Green thumb
3. Diligence in caring for plants
4. Vigilance in preventing problems with plants
5. Knowledge/Skills in growing plants

that's what I think, anyhow.
 
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LolaGal

hi Lola instead of good looking I meant good personality and loves to have fun. And no its not to grow all my weed its just to help out,not really looking for a GF just a friend that would get paid well and keep quiet about things.I just find most women have more patience and and are better gardeners in general. Most guys I just dont trust with things.
Also any women golfers would go to front of the line(or willing to learn) as my backyard is a GC.
BTW Lola what is a fence row>something like a corn row?

Where I live, the fence around the property gets grown up with honeysuckle vines and trees.

We call it the fence row. as in "gotta clean out that fence row."

I will play golf for $110K a year... lol
 

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