-The Excuses Game-

[Lil 'o Me]

I have a weak stomach. Feces makes me vomit, your on your own there KK!

Someone get my son to settle down, its time for him to go to bed!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

no, if my son wont go to bed, neither should yours. LOL

someone make a funny

 

[armedoldhippy]

i lost my claw hammer, someone send me some pure grain

 

[B. Friendly]

Canada only sends to third world countries
who wants to streak at the superbowl

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

No I do not want society to view me as a piece of meat *takes feminist side*

go to bed

 

[kushkid420]

Ehh.. I would but I'm a little tired right now

Can somebody install windows 7 for me?

 

[xinsanewickedx]

no i dont know a damn thing about pc's

hook me up with 2 tech n9ne tickets

 

[Cookie monster]

No I do not want society to view me as a piece of meat *takes feminist side*

go to bed

Cant the dogs are hoggin all the bed and the feckers locked me in the kennel.

Now go to your nearest animal shelter and do not donate 10 dollars

 

[SpasticGramps]

no i dont know a damn thing about pc's

hook me up with 2 tech n9ne tickets

I can't because I"m a playa,' I'm a playa.

Somebody finish this f'ing report I have to do. I quit.

 

[armedoldhippy]

you'd FAIL if i did it. scratch your dogs chest, they love it...

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I dont want to see his erection

Im so fucking stoned, someone get me a drink

 

[sackoweed]

i cant because im sitting here....

 

[xinsanewickedx]

some one go pick my w2 for me

 

[SpasticGramps]

I did. It was bigger then mine so I scratched out your name and sent it in for myself. Hope you don't mind!

Someone give IW my McDonalds w2. This things sucks.

 

[Lil 'o Me]

I dont know what a McDonalds w2 is, someone tell me?

Someone make dinner for my husband and son? I need a nap.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I love pot.... yes, I do... I love pot... how bout you?

 

[armedoldhippy]

(yes, i'm quite fond of it, myself)

Someone make dinner for my husband and son? I need a nap.[/quote]
all of my dishes are dirty. someone give me a paper...

 

[xinsanewickedx]

cant cook and have done my dishes for the day

pack my bong and put some new ice

 

[sackoweed]

my i friggn hurt my knee!!! Friggn dr says i am not supposed to be on my feet for a coupla days can you believe that shit?

 

[tinman]

my i friggn hurt my knee!!! Friggn dr says i am not supposed to be on my feet for a coupla days can you believe that shit?

perfect time to smoke yerself silly.

dont worry about gettin the fat lady off me anymore,im startin ta dig it,bring me a napkin!