-The Excuses Game-

[Lil 'o Me]

KK! Thats horrible!!! No way! I know, kids can be a pain in the..... ears?

Someone tell me to go to sleep!

 

[armedoldhippy]

nope, its more fun if you are awake! PUT me to sleep...

 

[Cookie monster]

nope, its more fun if you are awake! PUT me to sleep...

Cant vet says there's life left in the old dog

Give me the money it cost to bring armedold to the vets.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

cant I used it to buy duct tape to tape my son to the wall

(which im totally kidding lol)

someone get me a new mp3 player

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I smoked all the weed, sorry man

someone duct tape my kids mouth shut

I'd rather tape the mouth that started this thread. It's starting to suck.

Keep this wretch going.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

if u dont like it dont read it!!!

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

if u dont like it dont read it!!!

Sorry, I'm a jerk.

Please carry on.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

my appreciation for your apology disco..

 

[xinsanewickedx]

need sum smoke here people

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

ok so I guess we kinda got sidetracked in this post, but I was running out of excuses

 

[armedoldhippy]

I was running out of excuses [/quote]
good excuse, but what was your request?
someone explain why never gets tired...

 

[GET MO]

I dont know what your talking about.

if your a girl lick my balls. If your a dude get your girlfriend to lick my balls. If your yummybud kill yourself.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

can't lick what doesnt exist...... LMAO!!!!!

someone prune my roses

 

[GET MO]

cant prune what doesnt exist! ........ not as funny....

somebody PLEASE chop off my arm..

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

cant prune what doesnt exist! ........ not as funny....

somebody PLEASE chop off my arm..

Sorry, loaned my hatchet to the neighbor.

Somebody loan me their hatchet.

 

[tinman]

cant,may need it for my teenager!
someone un tape kaotik's kid

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

no he finally fell asleep

someone cook me a steak

 

[tinman]

cant, fat lady will eat it!
someone come up with a cure for alchoholism so i can have an ice cold beer without turnin into a complete asshole

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

cant, because the alcohol companies have drug researchers in their pockets... didnt you know?
someone go in on a website for sexy pot smokin women models DONE TASTEFULLY with me. ITS A GREAT VENTURE!!!