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-The Excuses Game-

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
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Uh, the whore I gave the cookies and nuts to was a fat guy. Cute and fat.

Somebody needs to polish my knob. It's dirty.
 
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Cookie monster

Uh, the whore I gave the cookies and nuts to was a fat guy. Cute and fat.

Somebody needs to polish my knob. It's dirty.

Cant there's a cute fat whore guy stuck in your door way and i cant get in.

Someone clear that tough bit on call of duty for me
 

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"IBIUBU" Sayeith the Dude
Veteran
Cant there's a cute fat whore guy stuck in your door way and i cant get in.

Someone clear that tough bit on call of duty for me

I'll clear that part for you but you gotta buy me the game first.
my dog shit in the back yard is getting to be to many land mines, who's gonna scoop it up for me
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
I burned it down trying to cook pancakes this morning.

Someone cook me some pancakes. I'm homeless and hungry.
 

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"IBIUBU" Sayeith the Dude
Veteran
your under investigation for the last one going missing and escorts are to expensive.
I want a truckers breakfast
 
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