-The Excuses Game-

[Cookie monster]

cant do that,sorry,im afraid of the dark

will you pull this fat lady off me?

I tryed but shes too heavy..

Somebody get me a crane before tinman suffocates

 

[tinman]

I tryed but shes too heavy..

Somebody get me a crane before tinman suffocates

sorry man,i cant.im stuck under a fat lady!

somebody get me a crane before ...akkah aahakk ooooo

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

sorry man,i cant.im stuck under a fat lady!

somebody get me a crane before ...akkah aahakk ooooo

there is no crane that will lift a woman that big....

bring me a doobie!

 

[tinman]

i cant,its in my shirt pocket and im still under this fat lady!

someone lite her butt on fire!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lmao.. I dont have a working lighter

someone make me coffee

 

[tinman]

sorry,arms aint long enuf!

will one of you wave a cheese burger in front of this bitch...im diein here!!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

sorry,arms aint long enuf!

will one of you wave a cheese burger in front of this bitch...im diein here!!

I don't feel like killing a cow

someone go get us breakfast

 

[Cookie monster]

I don't feel like killing a cow

someone go get us breakfast

Cant it's 3pm over here and everywheres serving lunch

Someone get me a magic wand

 

[kushkid420]

Can't. Forgot which train goes to Hogwarts.

Can somebody drop my brother off at soccer-practice?

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

cant, I have no gas

someone pay my cell bill

 

[Cookie monster]

cant, I have no gas

someone pay my cell bill

Cant the phone company wont accept cookie dollars??

Stop making expensive phone calls to dial-a-slut

 

[Dr.Dank]

Cant the phone company wont accept cookie dollars??

Stop making expensive phone calls to dial-a-slut

I can't Im addicted to filipino hookers

make me some budder with the purest of the purest

 

[Miss Blunted]

I can't Im addicted to filipino hookers

make me some budder with the purest of the purest

Sorry dude...I smoked it all..

clean my car out and wash it.

 

[xinsanewickedx]

I cant, its a moped & you dont want the interior wet... but I might have some wet wipes....

someone find me a monster lighter

 

[Grat3fulh3ad]

Can't monsters are fireproof...


get me some more coco, I'm running low...

 

[Miss Blunted]

Can't monsters are fireproof...


get me some more coco, I'm running low...

I opened up a hydro shop and sold it.

Trim with poopy tonight so I don't have to.

 

[alpinestar]

I opened up a hydro shop and sold it.

Trim with poopy tonight so I don't have to.

too busy categorizing my refrigerator in reverse alphabetical order


get me the remote

 

[bookbinder]

too busy categorizing my refrigerator in reverse alphabetical order


get me the remote

kaints me feets stuck to da floor , can someone lick the gum off da bottom of my shoes

 

[Miss Blunted]

sorry...I'm having my boobs done today.

Someone feed my cat his prozac.

 

[greennuggets7]

I ran out of prozac yesterday

Some one get me a new bong