THC and its HALF LIFE

[JJScorpio]

Most people are much less than 28 days if they are thin. I have about 100 THC test strips and I test clean in 10 days but I smoke about 2 grams a day. I am 5'9" 180 lbs and less than 7% fat. I bench press 300lbs and I can run a mile in less than 7 minutes. I usually test clean in 7-10.




oops, edit... if you become alcoholic for a few days in waiting, you can increase your heart beat and knock out those calories MUCH FASTER!!!!!!!!!! I can eat 300 calories a day and lose maybe 5 lbs a week in muscle and fat. Drug tests cant hurt me, stay fit bro....... the more you goto the gym and convert fat into muscle, you can lose so much more than a 28 day period.


My buddy is a california Firefighter and he can smoke 1-2 grams a week and test clean in 3 days. he is very similar to me.

I've seen hundreds of people quit after long term smoking, and no one has ever tested clean after 10 days. Also, alcohol is a depressant and slows down the heartbeat, not speed it up. As for someone who smokes 2 grams a week testing clean in three days, that's impossible. This guys asking for advice to stay out of jail, not to be put in.

Regarding your comment about a person not being charged for the same crime twice, that's also false. Many people have been charged with a State crime, tried and aquitted. The Feds can then come in and charge the person under Federal law if they choose.

 

[Brother Bear]

thanks for that post JJ
as i was reading his words i was thinking the same things

slohemian - i hope you have already stopped smoking, yes ?
good luck with your court date

 

[slohemian]

I have stopped smoking. What i want to know is if what these guys have said is true. Am i going to get tested on my court date, or am i going to get tested after they put me on probation? I want to have a last shebang of some sort but if i need to be clean for my court date i will continue to not smoke.

JJScorpio or Brotherbear would you be so kind as to enlighten me with what you know?

 

[slohemian]

bump.

 

[JJScorpio]

It's very unlikely you would be tested at your Court date. They have no reason to. And there's nothing they could do anyways.

Once you start probation, if you get that, they probably will. And thats when you better quit for sure. It deffinately wouldn't hurt you in the eyes of your PO if your initial test was negative....

 

[BigNuts]

I am pretty sure your safe until you are convicted. Unless they make you see a pre-trial assessment investigator. just for your info i know someone who failed a D.O.T for a truck driving job 60 days after being clean. also I know someone while on probation. smoked everyday and would just drink a pack of some certain kind of gelatin 2 hours before he went in and passed everytime. Yes gelatin like jello

 

[Brother Bear]

It's very unlikely you would be tested at your Court date. They have no reason to. And there's nothing they could do anyways.

Once you start probation, if you get that, they probably will. And thats when you better quit for sure. It deffinately wouldn't hurt you in the eyes of your PO if your initial test was negative....

again on point
i would not expect to be tested until your second probation appointment
they will probably ask you on your first visit though, how you will test
i have always been honest and told them i would be dirty
guarantees the test on the second visit almost
but by then you should be squeaky clean right


do yourself a favor and remain smoke free till you get off probation
it's like what, a year for an eighth ??
it's a short time though, you don't need violations that will stretch out your time, or get you re-sentenced
good luck

 

[Mr. Freeman]

I've smoked more than you. lol. Probably like 5 years straight. I was planning on having a baby so my chick said, NO WEED!

I got this family member who's a chemist. He did the test after 2 months of quitting. It still came out positive for THC. I had to clean myself for another month. So it was around 3 months total give or take till my body cleaned itself from cannabis. And I thought is was only to be 1 at the moment. I can get my handson a piss test and that helps cause you just test till you come out negative.

Hope this helps.

 

[cork144]

i`ll have to guess, but if you smoke 1-2 grams a day, it should take you 7-10 days to test clean.. THC stores in your fat. the fatter you are, the longer it will take to test clean. drink plenty of water to dilute the urine and take a B-complex multi-vitamin to make your urine look yellow and non-diluted. If the officer asks you why you urine is diluted and filled with vitamin B, tell them you are not breaking the law and you are trying to stay healthy in the gym.

i would suggest not to risk it and buy some instant THC test kits. They only cost about $1-$2 each.. hell of an investment if you need it.

http://www.medicaldisposables.us/home.php?cat=19



cheers buddy

sorry but if it looks diluted its very plausable the person just drinks water, i drink enough water to make my pee usually come out clear.

 

[bbbiggreen]

it takes me more than 60 days to pass a pee test also and none of the clenz drinks worked for me either
they wont piss test you till your second visit at least and if you come out and tell them straight up u wont pass they will most likly give you at least 30 days b4 testing again gl

 

[VirginHarvester]

i`ll have to guess, but if you smoke 1-2 grams a day, it should take you 7-10 days to test clean..

pSi, what if you smoked about 1/4 gram a day(a couple hits). I'm wondering if that's so small an amount that it would only take a few days plus dilution to pass a pee test. Wish I knew.


Creatine is also supposed to be added starting a few days before your exam as I understand it to make your creatine levels appear normal, not diluted.

 

[VirginHarvester]

What do you all think about the THC tests they sell at Walgreens and CVS. Know anything about those?

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

thc and half-life are two of my major sources of indoor fun.

 

[trichburner]

I have stopped smoking. What i want to know is if what these guys have said is true. Am i going to get tested on my court date, or am i going to get tested after they put me on probation? I want to have a last shebang of some sort but if i need to be clean for my court date i will continue to not smoke.

JJScorpio or Brotherbear would you be so kind as to enlighten me with what you know?

You can possibly be tested on your court date . It all depends on when the judge/probation officer sets your first appointment with the probation dept. . Which could very well follow the court appearance , depending on your assigned probation officer's schedule . Now for the downside , your first appointment is almost always guaranteed to be scheduled within the same week as your court date . Count on being tested at your first appointment . I've been through IN courts more times than I care for .

 

[Amstel Light]

not being an ass r any thing but u did say this was for an 8th right? any priors? live in a fascist red state ? where i'm from you just pay a lawyer and somehow magically it goes away....i have never been caught with contraband but have been charged numerous times and well it gets easier with age/time..

just dont trip so much on it , dont take the probation how much time and/or fines/community service can they hit u with for an 8th? here is ajnother tip lawyers are very ego driven animals, i can get HOURS of free legal advice with
1) 2-3 phonebooks from major cities
2) unlimited long distance
3) spare time (usually have a lot)
4) polite, soothing yet complimentary demeanor (put your brown nose on) when calling

drop in the fact that you have money allocated for a lawyer early in conversation. HINT around 1500$ or so for something small like this will get them talking.