I want this Ukrainian chick in my class to like me

[Inkster]

okay there is this Ukrainian girl in class that i think is interesting... but i think i come off being a dope because i smoke a J before class everyday. that and both of my arms are covered in tattoos. I make up the lamest excuses to talk to her... part of her coat has fur and i was talking about that and petted it. and today i asked for a lock of the fur.. then it came up she is from the Ukraine so i have been trying to look some stuff on her culture... but she is pretty intimidating intellectually..

any tips on not being such a dope?... without stop smoking dope!?

 

[hippie_lettuce]

Petted? You wanted a lock of the fur?

Are you Yummybud II?

1. Do not pet her fur.
2. Unless that fur, is located below her equator.

 

[Inkster]

Yeah i have a weird since of humor... tried and cross that boundary and see if she was cool with me touching her? needless to say i wont bring that up again...

 

[KharmaGirl]

Seriously, don't pet or take the fur. That act alone would make me smile politely and then run. Just sayin.......

 

[Yummybud]

lol are you kidding? you asked her to cut off a piece of fur off her jacket for you? she'd think you are crazy and probably find you creepy.

 

[good drown]

its better than girls thinking YOU are gay, yummy!

 

[ArcticBlast]

shit dude, yummyowned

ArcticBlast

 

[mpd]

Start with things in common. If you aren't up to it intellectually, well it is high time you got some schooling. Women like a nice hard body, but love real men. Real men have real conversations about real things that matter to women. It works the same way when the shoe is on the other foot. Men love women with nice hard bodies, but love real women who have real brains and hold conversations about real things that are current and matter.

The fur, the tats and the dope are all dodges. Pot is supposed to make things more fun and if she isn't into pot then you need to make a choice and learn that choices have consequences. If she likes other things and these things are completely abhorrent to you then you need to probably move on. Great relationships happen when you put your expectations to the side, get willing to compromise and observe the axiom of life that life happens at whatever pace it is happening. I'm not saying you give up who you are, but if you look like Bobo the Clown with all the tattoos, then you need to explain why it is so important and be prepared to accept the consequences that many people find people with a bunch of tattoos to be kind of freaky and scary. Some of those people (believe it or not) will include women who will think you are goofy for making that choice and will not be interested in you unless you can do something that changes their mind from judging your "wrapper" to judging the joy inside.

Be the reason for her joy each day and you will be surprised at what a great relationship you might create. I'm not a handsome man, but I've never been lonely because having fun and making people laugh is sexy. So is being smart and being knowledgeable regarding the world around you. People love people they respect and sleep with people who make them smile. Sooner or later the sex won't be enough, so you need to get started with this prescription right away. See my nurse as you head out and please pay your bill... LOL

 

[Telly3000]

This is probably yummys russian girl were talking about here.
Yummy vs Inkster death match for russian girl.

 

[TheMushroomMan]

I've got lots of eastern European friends, and the majority of them are more straight than most. Tons of pressure from their parents to make something of themselves and succeed, academically, at work, and everywhere else in their lives in general. They know what their parents came from, how hard they worked, and how good their childhood was compared to their parents' childhood. Disappointing the parents is even lower on their list of priorities than your average North American IBL kid.
This is, of course, just my personal experience with people I know.

 

[buckeye-leaf]

i dated this ukrainian gal about 10 years older than me. she was a 9 or 10 and one of the nicest gals ive ever known, but for some reason even after a shower or bath about an hour later her armpit odor was unpleasant....so instead of askin for some fur ask to smell her armpits no matter how good lookin she is

 

[flubnutz]

i met a few that liked "culture", they seem to know more about art, classical music and stuff. she might be the kind that really would like to check out the museum or something.

 

[cyberwax]

okay there is this Ukrainian girl in class that i think is interesting... but i think i come off being a dope because i smoke a J before class everyday. that and both of my arms are covered in tattoos. I make up the lamest excuses to talk to her... part of her coat has fur and i was talking about that and petted it. and today i asked for a lock of the fur.. then it came up she is from the Ukraine so i have been trying to look some stuff on her culture... but she is pretty intimidating intellectually..

any tips on not being such a dope?... without stop smoking dope!?

You petted the fur, your right that is pretty god damn lame if you ask me but either way you got her attention. Skip the petting and move on to mentally normal activities. Im not sure what your asking here but every start of a releationship is somewhat ackward. Just stop beeing a dope and act normal, apparantly you know what that is.

ffs i hate replying to yummybud threads and still i do it.

 

[Sam the Caveman]

Just don't call her a Russian, Ukrainians hate being called Russians.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

lol are you kidding? you asked her to cut off a piece of fur off her jacket for you? she'd think you are crazy and probably find you creepy.

Hahahah wow even yummy is clowning on your lame game, i feel sorry for you dopes.

 

[SpasticGramps]

Yummy Jr.!!!! Except this one "pets" the girls. Not considered good game homie. Bad move. Bad, bad, bad move.

 

[Inkster]

Seriously, don't pet or take the fur. That act alone would make me smile politely and then run. Just sayin.......

really though? it was a joke... thats something else i noticed.. i joke WAY too much
what if he kept on trying though?
i refused to be cursed to a life of hoebags!

 

[SpasticGramps]

lol are you kidding? you asked her to cut off a piece of fur off her jacket for you? she'd think you are crazy and probably find you creepy.

The OP just got clowned by Yummybud. This is a monumental moment. He is learning. I think a congratulations for Yummy is in order.

 

[Inkster]

Petted? You wanted a lock of the fur?

Are you Yummybud II?

1. Do not pet her fur.
2. Unless that fur, is located below her equator.

1. Check
2. Check

 

[Inkster]

Start with things in common. If you aren't up to it intellectually, well it is high time you got some schooling. Women like a nice hard body, but love real men. Real men have real conversations about real things that matter to women. It works the same way when the shoe is on the other foot. Men love women with nice hard bodies, but love real women who have real brains and hold conversations about real things that are current and matter.

The fur, the tats and the dope are all dodges. Pot is supposed to make things more fun and if she isn't into pot then you need to make a choice and learn that choices have consequences. If she likes other things and these things are completely abhorrent to you then you need to probably move on. Great relationships happen when you put your expectations to the side, get willing to compromise and observe the axiom of life that life happens at whatever pace it is happening. I'm not saying you give up who you are, but if you look like Bobo the Clown with all the tattoos, then you need to explain why it is so important and be prepared to accept the consequences that many people find people with a bunch of tattoos to be kind of freaky and scary. Some of those people (believe it or not) will include women who will think you are goofy for making that choice and will not be interested in you unless you can do something that changes their mind from judging your "wrapper" to judging the joy inside.

Be the reason for her joy each day and you will be surprised at what a great relationship you might create. I'm not a handsome man, but I've never been lonely because having fun and making people laugh is sexy. So is being smart and being knowledgeable regarding the world around you. People love people they respect and sleep with people who make them smile. Sooner or later the sex won't be enough, so you need to get started with this prescription right away. See my nurse as you head out and please pay your bill... LOL

the tattoos look really good dont get me wrong... no bobo the clown

but yes you made some really good points..aka you just blew my mind