My fucked up life for your perusal

[cork144]

prob playing with your dick gave her a flashback, she was hoping that you would have been stiff from the mention of sex

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Yeah.....I find that it's best when attempting coitus with a female to be absolutely rampant....and if you are not they don't get so excited about it....

 

[Gangabiss]

Since everyone is thinking it and nobody has said it.... I'll step up.

So.... a virgin at 24? And this reaction when you should be sealing the deal?

Are you fat? ugly? or a combination of both?

Sorry, had to be done....

Sorry to disappoint but I'm in pretty good shape physically, just above average in looks I'd say.
That's not an area I'm worried about in my life.

 

[SuperConductor]

HAs anyone here ever had sex with someone first time while they were on the rag? Usually takes me a couple of tried at least. Along with her not taking her clothes off I'd say she never was going to have sex with you apart from the handjob. Girls often get off on the power they feel when they can make a guy hard and come easily, maybe her self esteem took a dive when you weren't uunder her spell.
Next time someone asks if it's hard just say yes Don't give up that was a learning experience.

 

[Gangabiss]

I hear what you guys are saying, next time I'm in that position I'll make sure to take the initiative.

Or I suppose I could just call up a prostitute. Might speed things up a little.

 

[SpasticGramps]

Or I suppose I could just call up a prostitute. Might speed things up a little.

That's called taking the initiative. I concur amigo.

 

[Lune TNS]

I'd say a good 'tute would be a lot safer than some random slut in a bar or on craigslist...

Go out and get laid tonight, be the anti-yummybud...

 

[Yes4Prop215]

nice to see at least gangabiss is willing to take advise and is thankful of advise unlike our other resident 24 year old virgin.

 

[SuperSizeMe]

Yummy come lately... yer the new kid in town... can she still do you... if yer noodle's hangin down.... jus another new kid... everybodies talkin... new kid in town.... Yummy come lately....... just-another new kid in town.... lol Hang in there Ganga! BC

HAHA...great song!

Pretty good BC...K+

 

[whiterabbit9]

you know

at least you don't have a ******* sound in your head at all times..

 

[B.C.]

hmm...

hmm...

I hear what you guys are saying, next time I'm in that position I'll make sure to take the initiative.

That's the thing man, it's gotta be mutual. What more could you have done? If she was serious about it, it would have happened. You don't jerk some ones chain like that an then say, oh no-no-no I could never do that with you, with no real explanation for it.

Steady the course, you shouldn't have to be a mind reader to have a good relationship or even jus sex with a girl. It's a mutual thing, and will happen if yer both really on the same page. Purdy obvious her mind was some where else, huh?

Next! lol... Good luck Gangabliss! BC

 

[JJScorpio]

I'm wondering if she has some thing where she gets turned on by someone being forceful.

She may have been giving you a hint when she asked if "you know what no means". She tried working you up, and then she stopped. Maybe she was hoping you wouldn't take no for an answer. Then again, without knowing for sure it's best not to role play that one, lol....

 

[antimatter]

Yeah.....I find that it's best when attempting coitus with a female to be absolutely rampant....and if you are not they don't get so excited about it....

I actually had to google Coitus. Mission Accomplished.

 

[natrone23]

she probably wanted you to be aggressive like her Uncle did.

Chicks like this can be fucked up.

I'm not saying chicks that were raped are all fucked up, just some or the majority.



She may felt like she was abusing you and it wierded her out or something.



Anybody else bang a chick that just laid there and did nothing, kinda wierds me out feels like I'm raping the girl or something.


But I would try to bang her again though, I'm not talking relationship or anything and watch out for other wierd things, you have to watch yourself with these internet chicks but I wouldn't give up just yet.

If you could get over there again i bet you could smash it if you played your cards right...........but just make an escape plan if things go south

 

[Gangabiss]

I'm not beating myself up about it too much anymore. I now realise that she has issues, as do I, and we were simply never going to give eachother what we were expecting.

I'm actually thankful for the experience. She made me realise what I really need in my life right now.


I fucking love you guys (and girls). You've made me feel a whole lot better about this. I appreciate that.

 

[ROJO145]

I know some girls who like to have there hair pulled a little when were ropin,sometimes a little rough stuff for flavor,nothin to crazy,little mild chokin,some dirty talk,ya know all the dirty shit I LOVE doin!! But that wouldnt help you any Ganga ya need wood to do what Im talkin and not that balsa shit yer sportin!!Im talkin "Old Oak"!!

 

[zeppelindood]

good old fashioned wood man.... redwood, oak, maple just as long as that shit's hardwood, if you get my drift. Don't forget the foreplay, previously mentioned. You'll eat that sheet up, pun intended.

 

[Iron_Lion]

 

[Tokesome]

Why pay a fee when ya can lay one for free? I vote more internet meetings for you Ganga, lots more. It`ll be fercking hilarious for the rest of us if nothing else, and I reckon with a little practice you`d be away mate.

Come on now Ganga, you are just giving us a laugh yeah??

 

[Tokesome]

Ya could of pulled another girl online by now, the time you`ve spent on this thread.