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think I found yummybuds first date story
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TrichyTrichy
that'll be easy Yummy
you can easily get pro bono work for so many companies. The best would be do it with an aggressive non-profit.
you can easily get pro bono work for so many companies. The best would be do it with an aggressive non-profit.
i'm appying to work at a phonline crisis centre......... suicide hotline. its for the government but I have no idea if they'd hire me because its a serious job you're suppose to convince people on the phone not to kill themselves.
it'd be a good volunteer reference though.
it'd be a good volunteer reference though.
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TrichyTrichy
you have skilled your verve...
it'll be easy
it'll be easy
yummy you make me feel great about myself
thanks
ArcticBlast
thanks
ArcticBlast
Yummy is gonna talk ppl out of killing themselves??
Dude...you can't even talk YOURSELF into getting Laid!!
It boggles my mind.
Yummy my man, you are a mindfuck like an acid trip. You don't know if it's really this good or it if it's really that bad.
Norrath
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It boggles my mind.
Yummy my man, you are a mindfuck like an acid trip. You don't know if it's really this good or it if it's really that bad.
yeah totally...
and i figured out where yummybud works. but i tell no one...
ill sell the whereabouts for 10 thousand fortune cookies. so i can bury yummybud in wisdom from a barrel.
in all honesty, she probably doesnt have anything to offer you, besides sexual experience, and time well wasted. But what do we know? nothing, as much as you know about her. so go fucking talk to her.
i agree, HamperzandR's advice to focus on your career is in bad taste for you, because a normal person could do that. I feel it's (insert MORE) procrastination in a really bad way.... forfeiting a sexual orientation is not healthy, yummybud recognizes this and is trying in his own way, which is doing nothing and recanting this as a science, as if it were.
just go do it FFS. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
ps. it's KINDA like when your dad finds you smoking a cigarette when youre obviously too young to start, and makes you smoke the whole pack to baptize you by fire. illness and all, so one might quickly come to grips with the situation at hand.
one here and there wont learn you well enough. youll never know anything about the how to of this girl pseudoscience if you dont try try try try again.
1girl/year isnt going to cut it. that's not even 1 girl success/year....ONE try....oh man.
dost ye have ED or something?!
ps. dont think you should do that phoneline job, and you have to take courses in certain topics for that job. Just like you cant jump in and sell mortgages, or car insurance, must take certain tests and learn some course material. Just as important to know about your job....
go pack shelves at walmart at night. tons of immigrants to hit on, theyll do you so fast, before you can say pho 99...
Norrath
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hope he realises the impact on the forum IF he gets laid. the forum will crash from everyone reading his endeavor getting laid.
i require at least 2000 words on getting laid if and when you do yummy. of good written quality like the way spasticgramps writes. also included gooey details, kk thx. bai
aim for the eye, they love that.*smirk*
i think this may have validity in this case yummy...
sappy girls, IE YOUNG ONES, love flowers, older ones have seen the flowers being handed to them as an empty gesture, (unless you find out their favourite
) but this one probably wont know better, and probably has seen enough movies and tv shows about giving flowers, that she will feel entitled to be happy and privileged to have them. THINK ABOUT THIS. i believe it's really good advice from TT ....perhaps not the illegal type
ICMag might have to get one of these signs to hang on the server room door whenever Yummy finally dips his stick.
Save a few dollars and go take a course. It will help you stand up for yourself. You need to start taking pride yourself. Give yourself something to be proud of. It would do wonders for your confidence. Plus, you meet people. Lots of girls go there to learn self defense. Girls kicking your ass Yummy! I don't know if they would let you spar with the guys. Girls can fight too lol. There places everywhere.
Or go by a boxing video and get a cheap membership at a rat gym. Learn from some people in there. Beat on the bag. Beat out some of that pent up energy. Learn some life lessons hopefully. One thing I guarantee you. If you keep going regularly and put some effort into it, you'll reshape your body. That alone will get you beyond this anti-sex, negative pity party world you live in.
If you keep doing the same things you are doing, you are going to get the exact same result. If you aren't growing, you are dying Yummy and you have wasting syndrome right now.
Norrath
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ill sell you my gloves yummy, i hardly used them. just in some backyward boxing brawls after UFC fights....hehe..
maybe join our military yummy? could join as a reservist and meet lots of people, gain confidence, and you probably wont be sent overseas or anywhere bad in general.
they also teach you self defence and all sorts of nifty skills for bettering yourself. Will also look REALLY nice on your resume, fuck volunteer work....volunteer for our country..but you get paid...still looks good though
I don't work till saturday so i'm bored as fuk right now. I have no motivation right now. my room looks like a shithole. I need to clean it up and start doing something.
funny when I smoke weed I get more motivated, so i'm going to smoke a joint and clean up........
funny when I smoke weed I get more motivated, so i'm going to smoke a joint and clean up........
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