think I found yummybuds first date story

[SpasticGramps]

right now i'm trying to study hardcore for my law school entrance exam which I have to take in june.

i'm not sure if I can even get into lawschool the lsat is like an IQ test, tests your logical reasoning, reading, and writing skills and I have to do much better than the average person to get in.

This is great. Let's start rationalizing failing to get into law school. It's never too early to start making excuses!! That should be your new motto. Maybe you should write a book??!! To launch your website perhaps

Some likely titles.
Yummybuds: I can't do it!!

Yummynuts: How to be anti-successful

Yummybuds: Sucking at life isn't so bad.

YummyBS: How not to be creepy, when you are the creepy guy.

Yummysucks: The Lonely Penis. Please touch me.

New York Times Bestsellers ALL. That's money in the bank right there. You can thank me later for setting you on the path to non-suckdom.

 

[Yummybud]

well I have no idea how well I can do on the test until I take it.

its a 6 hour long exam I think (with breaks). hardest part is logical reasoning games. you have about 1 minute to answer each question and they are hard.

lawschools look at your degree gpa and your entrance exam score to accept you.

lawchools here get 2000+ applicants each year and admit around 120 people or less.......

so it very competitive.

my gpa is fairly low compared to a lot of people applying. a lot of people are applying with straight A gpas 4.0 gpa

my gpa is around 3.45 which is between a B+ and a A- so its low for lawschool accpetance but it is still possible for me to get accepted at several schools if I do really well on teh law school entrance exam.

the exam is curved so 1000 people take it on the same day and then your mark is curved.

for me to get in at Canadian lawschools I have to score in the the top 80-90th percentile

meaning my grade on the test has to be equal to or better than 80-90 percent of the test takers. meaning only 10 percent of the people taking the test doing better than me.

some people don't have what it takes to do good on the test so you won't get into lawschool.

it basically test your reasoning and logic and how fast you can think under pressure to solve the questions.

I'm worried but i'm going to do my best and see what happens. its not really a test you can study for by memorizing stuff but you can practice to increase your speed and technique for solving the questions.

I'm going to try and study for it for 5 months and then take the test in june and hope for the best. if I don't do good then I can't get into lawschool and have to do something else.

but my dream is to become a lawyer so I'll try my best....

 

[Yes4Prop215]

^Wow yummy i read none of that! like i said we dont care abuot your quest to be a lawyer, if you cant even talk to a girl what makes you think you can defend or prosecute criminals?



"Yummy: The Lonely Penis Touch Me"
^HAHAHAHA that one had me crackin up...

 

[ArcticBlast]

Yummybud, Esquire. It has a nice ring to it dude, i wont lie. Maybe you can be an accomplished self-loathe writer AFTER you get the catchy title? then you can bang all your interns and paralegals!

ArcticBlast

 

[Yummybud]

if I don't get into lawschool I don't knwo what else i'll do with my life. thats all I want to do. I just have to hope I have what it takes to ace the lsat.

its hard to tell some people with shitty grades in university can ace the lsat and there are straight A students who absolutely bomb the exam and don't get accepted even with straight As.

I don't have straight As so I have to Ace it.

I heard people with mathematics and engineering degrees do much better on the exam than arts students because of the logical reasoning.

 

[SpasticGramps]

Dream big Yummy, all you can do is your best. 3.45 is not that bad. Spend less time crying on here and studying for your LSAT and commit to getting into law school and you might have something.

 

[Yummybud]

oh about getting laid I don't know when thats going to happen. i'm planning on trying to ask the russian girl at my work to hang out with me but my plans never work out. i'll probably do it in a random creepy way and she'll change her mind about me.

also she is 17 and i have zero in common with her. at work she found out I went to the same highschool as here and she was asking me questions about what teachers I knwo there etc. and then I got a conversation about weed with her and she said she tried a bong once and brownies and it did nothing to her.

I don't really know i'm freakin confused right now. I dont' even know what I'd do with a 17 year old girl. hang out with her and do what? she looks young i'd be kind of embarassed to be seen out with her, 17 year old girl with braces with a 24 year old guy.... I don't know.

I don't look old though. most people are suprised that i'm 24

 

[ArcticBlast]

no dude you need to get a female study partner, someone as equally "driven" and nerdy as you. then you need to casually bring up that sometimes you like to get stoned after a long study session, and then she'll be all "OMG yummy is such a "bad boy", i totally want his nuts" and then you can study, smoke and bang all the way till June! you'll be so relaxed/awesome by then, that you'll completely own the test, get into law school, be the biggest pimp on campus, and graduate with honors because you get all your bitches to do your work for you.

then you open up your own firm, make billions, sell your memoir, and retire with some playmate

ArcticBlast

 

[FireWater]

Yummy you stand no chance as a criminal defense lawyer, you should be one of those cheesy ass ambulance chasers, you know the ones you see on the tv.

 

[SpasticGramps]

I don't really know i'm freakin confused right now. I dont' even know what I'd do with a 17 year old girl. hang out with her and do what? she looks young i'd be kind of embarassed to be seen out with her, 17 year old girl with braces with a 24 year old guy.... I don't know.

I don't look old though. most people are suprised that i'm 24

She's legal Yummy. Take your penis and stick it in her mouth. That's what you do. Watch out for the braces though. OUCH!!

 

[Yummybud]

Dream big Yummy, all you can do is your best. 3.45 is not that bad. Spend less time crying on here and studying for your LSAT and commit to getting into law school and you might have something.

yeah 3.45 is definately not bad but for lawschool standards its low. average gpa for acceptance in almost all Canadian lawschools is around 3.7+

thats average so there are some (few) that got accepted with even a 3.2 but (like 2 students) but they had a extremely high test score which basically means they are a genius scored in teh 99th percentile meaning only 1 percent of the population can score higher than that.

at some schools in Canada I can't even apply. I have one F on my transcript for a class I didn't finish and I retok it so it is not counted in my transcript gpa but some lawschools will count that F and my gpa will drop to 3.2.

other lawschool drop your 3 worst grades so my gpa goes up a bit to like 3.5 I think. University of New Brunswick drops your 10 worst classes and my gpa goes up to 3.67 I think.

so I have a chance at like 3-4 schools in Canada i think (out of 11 schools) if I do good on the test.

anyways right now I suck at solving the logic questions I think i spent 20 minutes on answering a set of 5 questions when the limit would have been like 8 mintues on the real exam. so I got to learn to speed up my problem solving.

the test also have other pars like test hwo fast you can read and answer questions and also you have to write an essay and tests your writing skills.

bit most people do worst on the logic games sections which is 35% of the test.

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

This is David Caruso:

He plays a part in CSI MIAMI.

He is BY FAR (by far, by far, by faaaaaaaaar) the worst actor that has ever played a role in anything that has to do with television. But he still has a job for some reason!


You can do it Yummy!

 

[Yummybud]

lol George bush can't even make a decent speech without sounding like a moron and he was the president of the U.S lol.

 

[Yummybud]

yeah David Curoso is such a cheesy actor.

but yeah I do want to get a girlfriend soon. I hate being alone all the time and missing out on having a girlfriend.

I've never had a girlfriend so even a 17 year old won't be bad to start with I guess.

now I just have to figure out a way to ask her out somehow without scaring her off with my creepy vibes.

I see her at work this sat and then she goes back to school next week an i might not see her often like once a week or maybe less if I don't get the same shifts as her.

on sat that douche guy may also be working then he'll be stalking her around and itll be harde for me to converse with her.

 

[h&r]

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[Yes4Prop215]

fuckin pathetic yummy, you want a girlfriend yet you sit around on here? what do expect a girl to come falling out of the sky?

maybe i sound bitter, its because i just pulled a fucking yummybud.

i was at the smog shop getting my benz smogged and turns out the daughter of the owner was some really hot Arabian chick, really sexy maybe like 20 or 21. she was commenting on my car so we were talking when her dad left the office. i wasnt able to get her phone number, dad walked back in, yadi yadi....probably missed out she looked like a freak..i suppose i should be loyal though because technically im kind of talking to another girl but DAMN...

once you get a girl it seems more girls pop out the woodwork, no wonder everyone is always cheating on eachother...

 

[antimatter]

You need to go to law school don't fuck it up yummy were counting on you.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

I don't really know i'm freakin confused right now. I dont' even know what I'd do with a 17 year old girl. hang out with her and do what? she looks young i'd be kind of embarassed to be seen out with her, 17 year old girl with braces with a 24 year old guy.... I don't know.

man you are hopeless.


seriously man, have some fucking creativity.

theres a million things you could do with her, no matter how old.

when your not taking her out to eat or goin shopping or whatever, you should be FUCKING.


and another thing, it would loook madddd embarassing if you lost your V card to a 17 year old LOL. you need to sharpen your skills before you embarass yourself and bust in 2 minutes. practice on some callgirls or massueses first so at least you know what pussy feels like. because i can garuntee your gonna end up like Jason Biggs in American Pie blowin your load before she even realizes theres a penis inside her HAHAH...

 

[Yes4Prop215]

also yummy BABY STEPS....

before you intend on doing the nasty, at least make easier to reach goals like

1) go on an actual fucking date for once...
2) kiss, caress, etc
3) suck the titties
4) third base, put your finger in the cooch



dont expect to hit a home run your first time out buddy. you arent even a fucking bat boy yet.

 

[genkisan]

also she is 17 and i have zero in common with her. at work she found out I went to the same highschool as here and she was asking me questions about what teachers I knwo there etc. and then I got a conversation about weed with her and she said she tried a bong once and brownies and it did nothing to her.

There's yer cue....you want an excuse to ask he rto "hang out"?


Ask her if she wants to try getting high again, cuz you'd love to help her out.....



Easy as pie Yummy.....if you fuck this one up you really really hate having a penis and do not plan to ever use it, 100%.