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yeah...it was damn funny..
i wonder how that works for you cellar because they never seem to listen when i try that. lol
ya gotta use BOTH hands eddie...
yeah...it was damn funny..
i wonder how that works for you cellar because they never seem to listen when i try that. lol
Aw comeon Mrs. B.....it was time for some tongue in cheek humor early this Sunday. Don't lower the boom so hard! ROFL!
OMG. Men are so weird! You will NEVER understand women,thats a rule. Is this how men really think??
ahhhh see thats why, i have a hand and a nub soo.. guess i'll never be lucky as you. hahaya gotta use BOTH hands eddie...
totally depends on where you live. If you drive to Kansas you won't find an unmarried girl over 16Yeah,you're right. Most women are not like that.
what do you guys expect, all these magazines are written by over-the-hill 30-something never going to have children/don't want to get married/I'm a succesfull woman types...JUST LIKE that horsefaced girl with the curly hair from sex in the city...Sarah Jessica Horseface
The magazines are shit and it's sad to think of the wasted paper and ink that goes into these piece of shit worthless garbage
jimbean - your gf sounds a lot like my ex - really had nothing going for her other than her looks. Ergo, they spend a lot of time on the makeup and finding the right bra etc. I eventually got sick of her shit, told her to fuck off in a truly epic way - I'm talking like billboard sign epic, and last I heard she married some loser because he had the same last name as her favorite actor - and she had a miscarriage and they're unable to have children. Jokes on you, you fuckin' little retarded whore
Yeah.....if I could get back all the time I have spent waiting for some lady to do her hair, put on her war-paint and preen all her other bits........I would probably be in my mid thirties instead of my late forties......
These days I prefer a gal that can just quickly shower (5 mins) and hit the road with me.....
Guys usually do think on a pretty basic level where women are concerned, we ain't all that complicated in that regard........and those magazines are nothing but TAT to try and sell more stuff to women that will delay their men even more......
....good thread...