Favorite lines from movies

[KnuckleHedd]

I used to suck dick for cocaine! Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana?!
Half baked (rehab scene)

 

[cracker420]

Look! there's two women fucking a polar bear! - fear and loathing

 

[bestia]

Snatch,
You take sugar? No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

Scarface,
Why don't you get a job or something ye know? ...... Do something...be a nurse, work with blind kids, lepers, that kind of thing ...

 

[AKDrifter]

Clueless,

Dude comes to pick up daughter for a date.

"Kid I got a .45 and a shovel and no one will miss you. Have her home by 10:00)

 

[Mr. Burgundy]

"Hoot": When I go home people will ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.

Eric Bana,Black Hawk Down.


Stay Classy!

 

[MacGyver420]

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buds, and I'm fine.


lol also

Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
[focuses on Stu's sport coat]

fast times at ridgemont high 1982

 

[good drown]

You're gunna give all this up? Eight Track Stereo, color T.V. in every room, and can snort a half a piece of dope everyday? That's the American Dream, nigga!

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Father: "Good thing your mother wasn't alive to SEE THIS. (God rest her soul). "She wouldn't have had to watch her son as a Mermaid".

Derek: MERMAN!! hhh..cough..hhh.... MERMAN!!

ROFL!!! GETS ME EVERYTIME!!!

 

[Blimey]

"I mean to have you, boy.....Even if it must be burglary!"

Uncle Monty - Withnail and I

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Mugatu: Come Derek. I want to show you something.......

Mugatu: I introduce to you "The Derek Zoolanders Center for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too"



Derek: WHAT IS THIS??

WHAT..IS...THIIIIIS!! A CENTER FOR ANTS!!! It needs to be....at least three times this size!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

"I'm talking... G5, Playah! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!"

Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?

"Yes... and lots of money... playaaaa!"
[turns on the music and dances again]

LES GROSSMAN TROPIC THUNDER

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

"I'm talking... G5, Playah! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!"

Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?

"Yes... and lots of money... playaaaa!"
[turns on the music and dances again]

LES GROSSMAN TROPIC THUNDER

ROFL!!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

yea man i seriously want to be Les Grossman for halloween


STEP BACK....AND LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!

I WILL MASSACRE YOU!!!

*click*

We dont negotiate with terrorists..

 

[Yes4Prop215]

HOW ABOUT I SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg3vdU-Y1wM

 

[flubnutz]

J.J. Hunsecker: What's this boy got that Susie likes?
Sidney Falco: Integrity - acute, like indigestion.
J.J. Hunsecker: What does that mean - integrity?
Sidney Falco: A pocket fulla firecrackers - looking for a match! [grinning]
Sidney Falco: It's a new wrinkle, to tell the truth... I never thought I'd make a killing on some guy's "integrity."


Sidney Falco: If I'm gonna go out on a limb for you, you gotta know what's involved!
J.J. Hunsecker: My right hand hasn't seen my left hand in thirty years.

 

[bostondutchmast]

way too many out there...easiest one to remember....yippy ky yay mother fucker

dumb and dumber and godfather have some of the best quotes


Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!
Harry: No way!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nuh uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.

 

[greennuggets7]

"No you can't have any Fucking jelly beans" Tropic Thunder

 

[SvenB]

Couldn't find this in here yet, and it cracks me up every time I hear it.

"Shit has hit the fan,
Theres a fly in the ointment,
The lion will speak."

Pineapple Express

 

[danimal7]

the shnozberries taste like shnozberries

 

[GroDoc]

"Dyin' ain't much of a Livin'" - Outlaw Josie Wales.