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The stupidest weed names you've heard or been offered

stanky1

Member
Emaculate Kush- Didnt see it story from a friend who said it looked good but didnt buy any because of a ridiculous price.
In my area everything is being called kush or diesel when it probably has no genetic link to either, its replacing dank, headies, funky ect i just find this so funny; these are mostly young kids. Im 23 so take that into consideration

-stanky
 

IGrowTrees

Member
some guy tried to sell me something called "JahKush" lastnite..I laughed and told him I'd never heard of it...JahKush?? I get the reference, but I've never heard of it..it really just looked like some beasters..lol
 

DocLeaf

procreationist
ICMag Donor
Veteran
green crack - this has to be the dumbest name for cannabis
opium - again not too much thought went into that!

jamaican ses. - with seeds in
 
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Sir_Nugget

c-note og kush, platinum kush, pure kush, platinum pure kush, platinum og kush, top shelf OG, treasure hunt, LAX OG, venus og, jupiter og, and the list goes on
 

dmt

Active member
Veteran
dude, great thread.

butter chicken curry kush(from a hindu from surrey bc)= green crack= high dub
supernova= juicy fruit beasters= named after the reflectors they were grown under
jew jack=highest quality= a super jack herer 50 day pheno posessed by the jews in montreal
all the stupid "og kush" brands=highest quality=get a life though, seriously
chem dawg=highest quality= seriously??????
 

Vigil

Member
Steve Urkel, cause after you hit that shit youll go "Did I do that?"

Feel free to steal, one of the golden gate park dealers told me that when I was visiting Cali. Cracked me up.
 

anikas88

Member
haha. dont get me started on names ive seen at clubs:

"superduper purple balls"
"mario and lugi kush"
"brainwreck frost"
"cherokee shamans witch magic kush"
"g13 downtown la kush"

i could go on, these are actually names if seen scribbled on dispensary whiteboards
 

JamieShoes

Father, Carer, Toker, Sharer
Veteran
not really a stupid name as the strain was made of Sour D x Choc Thai.. but "Sour Chocolate" sounds well odd to me :)


Great smoke though and tasted amazing... not to mention damn strong.. :)



p.s if anyone knows where I can get some dogshit seeds, that'd be excellent. I've alwways wanted to cross it to a widow and create "White Dog Shit" :D
 
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