farts, we all do it

[chuckyoufarley]

A fart is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song.....

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

 

[moth]

If I ever Heard my wife fart I would be very unhappy.

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

girls dont fart, its ok

 

[cork144]

If I ever Heard my wife fart I would be very unhappy.

but let me guess she has to be ok with you tootin' away?

i find it totally and utterly rediculous when people complain about farting, we evolved to have our body mechanics that we do for a reason.

 

[ol briarhopper]

BRAVO.....BRAVO.

 

[moth]

I keep the Farts to myself.

Best unshared

 

[chidoctor]

fuck that i fart till my ass gets raw! my wife can fart all she wants around me as long as her ass is hanging out when she does! but sometimes the smell of our farts can be too much

 

[Meaty]

fuck that i fart till my ass gets raw! my wife can fart all she wants around me as long as her ass is hanging out when she does! but sometimes the smell of our farts can be too much

Especially when you fart in the shower. The smell just hangs in the air until you open the curtain

 

[daddy fingaz]

girls dont fart, its ok

they do, they just do it in their sleep!!

 

[Marshmello]

 

[Mrs.Babba]

girls dont fart...we "poof" lol
chucky!!! funny stuff!
Chidoctor, what is your avi!!!..I almost afraid to ask!!! hehehe

 

[cork144]

Chidoctor, what is your avi!!!..I almost afraid to ask!!! hehehe

enlongated nipple

when i first saw it, i shat bricks.

 

[condor420]

very funny chucky, good way to start my day.

 

[moth]

Marshmello

Thats some sick shit LOL , pardon the pun

 

[chidoctor]

i like to thank everyone who likes my avatar. i dont look at it as just an elongated nipple, to me its a piece of art. i can stare at that "piece of art" for hours at a time all by myself. sometimes i get lost in the second half of the nipple and begin daydreaming about a happier world where long nipples are the norm and where a man can enjoy a long nipple while farting in public! oh well its just back to normal size nipples and a sense of aloneness with the shame of public farting

 

[moth]

Holly cow Chidoctor
That is one hell of a nipple

 

[Marshmello]

 

[CANNACO-OP]

Who did that?

 

[Marshmello]

 

[Marshmello]