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ka0tik_kreati0n

"Well you are NOT going to jail.... Now I dont want to get too graphic, but I have a good relationship with the judge, I used to suck his **** for coke"

what are your favorite lines from your favorite movies...
oh and btw that line is from role models.
 
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ka0tik_kreati0n

orrrrrr.....

"WHAT just because im BLACK means I did it...?" - "no because you did it is why I think you did it"

"I WILL hit you, I've never hit a kid before, but I will hit you.... in the face"
 
Don Dump

Don Dump

the man doctors said would never moonwalk again
Veteran
like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out

naked gun
 
ArcticBlast

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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"Hey! Fuckface! Why don't you take a step back, and literally, fuck your own face"

ArcticBlast

edit: (real quote)
Ok... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!! [hangs up] [to assistant] Can you find out who that was?
 
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Greyskull

'you in the robes - put down the weapon of mass destruction'

'We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! '
 
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ArcticBlast

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American goddammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts.
 
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TrichyTrichy

.."you think your a King because you put your arse on a pebble cushion?!" HenryII to young king of France. from Lion in Winter
 
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xinsanewickedx

"ice cream??? when the fuck did we get ice cream?" - the ringer
 
EvilRaven1031

EvilRaven1031

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Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children

and

Do you know someone named T-bird? He had a friend who shouldn't have played with knives. Like the coat?
 
killa-bud

killa-bud

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"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."
 
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ocean99

I'm paraphrasing but;

"sometimes I think it would be easier if we were dead"
"that would suck! we couldn't get stoned!"

river's edge, fucking GAY movie but that line was pretty rad haha.
 
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