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Retardo's Asylum

Retardo Motabon

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I gotta come clean here.
i'm not rocking the cuffs, in fact my nails are dirty, i got paint all over and I left a cherry of a bowl in my lap until it got a lil too warm! Burned a hole a lil too big and close for comfort. Good thing i was wearing Oops I Crapped my Pants too buffer the heat!:yoinks:
RM
 
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LolaGal

What? Nobody recognized one of Prince's biggest songs? Guess I should've sung Purple Rain.... lol
 
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LolaGal

Purple train, purple train,
Purple train, purple train,

Every time I smoke... every time I smoke...

I see...

A Purple Train.
 
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idoreallytry

LOL...peace

i have a buddy that never sings a song witth the real words he makes it up the whole way just to annoy people,,,peace
 
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idoreallytry

the govt pays me handsomely ( lol major laugh) to sit on my ass and eat oreo's...peace
 

BENJI

Between the Devil and the deep blue sea...
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:lurk::wave:That LA looked identical to mine RM but unfortunately she/he hermed,,, It was next to my Kali Mist male so it got dusted from that whole plant top to bottom i was planning on growing out some progeny finding a girl and stress testing her to the max to make sure she doesnt herm whats the smoke like on the LA con...

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Ps Hope you dont mind me posting some pics ill be swinging by here as much as i can from now on keep up the good work bro..!!!
 

whiskeytango420

There is only one king, god picks em, hand pluckes
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Dont forget eggs!!! Egg sandwiches, eggs and pancakes...The $20 a week diet!...mmmmm . Iknow all too well too...lol.
Grow lots o pot, have ltos o overhead...un-employment ran out too...when is the extention gonna be paid to us!:dueling: I got a check for 2g floating somewhere....I could use that...lol



(gets pushed back into padded cell......)



good vibes
 

Phillthy

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i hear ya..been laid off since march..im barely getting by.
im suppose to be doing this side job,called the boss this morning...i think he's still drunk.

man,you got oreos,thats a delicacy for me....im living off ramen noodles and cigarettes.

damn i have a job and CHOOSE to eat raman noodles. there is something about them. i could eat 5 packs a day. mmmmmm
 

Retardo Motabon

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Lola, how could i not know that song?! Ya got everyone all worked up is all!
we all need a darling nikki around here.:yeahthats So you go girl!:headbange

benji, i love your shower, that male is really kicking it next to that pretty lady! i thought the LA was a disappointment in the taste dept. bubba wipes the floor with its flava and still smokes better after its cleaned the floor! the LA was vigorous, very strong and productive though. Others liked the flavor. It reminds me of gimlet mix, kinda sour sweet and pungeant.
i still have a few more LA seeds(5) if you wanna work with it.

someone needs to make a Bush-Obama cookbook with a whole section on ramen and making meals from condiments!:1help:

well speaking of all that i guess its time to take me and the shorts i burned a hole in back to work while I have some. I swear its from a bowl burn and not lola singing prince songs! lOl!

Here's a couple pics of that matanuska last week before her honeymoon with GK.
Damn, I must not have uploaded them. i guess i threw em out thinking i already put em up. lame, sorry!
Here's a pic i uploaded to say thanks to Mosca for being mosca instead.
If ya see it elswewhere, thats why. So put on your flyest straightjacket and buzz around!




much love to you all!
RM
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idoreallytry

i lent mine to the wife she fuckin needs it more than i do lol,,,peace
 
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LolaGal

Cheated by the govt. again... Durn, left my suite in the Asylum to go to the grocery store. Then my food stamp card was tapped out! Had to pay for that Tbone and Klondike bars myself..... shit! Ain't today the 7th? :biglaugh:

You should see this Tbone! 2 inches thick. :yoinks: 2 of them cost me $23, YUM YUM Lola eats like a King tonite.... Watch out cows!
 
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Peat

LOLOLOL :biglaugh:

:crazy::woohoo:

I feel like I've been missing out...:chin:


I can't believe I'm just getting here...
:bandit: Better late, than never...
 
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LolaGal

Lola Limps Back to her Garden View Room and Calls for Help

Lola Limps Back to her Garden View Room and Calls for Help

wow...4" of t-bone...you sure you can handle all that??

I'm stockin up! 20cent a pound cheaper to get 2 steaks in a multi pack!
hey,i found a new avatar for ya..
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Thanks! I'll hafta put that up in a minute... LOL.

Lola, how could i not know that song?! Ya got everyone all worked up is all!
we all need a darling nikki around here.:yeahthats So you go girl!:headbange

benji, i love your shower, that male is really kicking it next to that pretty lady!
I think Benji is up in Graceweed's Shower! :yoinks: They both look sorta similar! :D


LOLOLOL :biglaugh:

:crazy::woohoo:

I feel like I've been missing out...:chin:


I can't believe I'm just getting here...
:bandit: Better late, than never...

Get in the med closet here Peat! Some good GK in there! Yum, and it's never locked! :D


Poor me, Retardo knows, but I think I broke my poor foot this afternoon. Guess I gotta go to the vet tomorrow if I can afford fancy healthcare like that. :D

Maybe I can just pop the bones back! I keep trying.... :D

Nurse, nurse, bring me meds! I needs me some of the good stuff! Oxy, and Perks and Morphine, OH MY! [Lola crawls off, begging to be shot, like the old grey mare] :biglaugh:
 

Retardo Motabon

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Shoulda stayed in the straight jacket today! no more of those afternoon passes!
Guys we need indica bubble hash, 74u, stat! We've got an injury!
Better grab the topical for it too, gotta get the medicine in fast!

Can ya imagine a roomfull of Sjacketed stoners trying to reset that bone!
Oh my! better of with the vet. Once ya get out of the city, they can fix us filthy human animals too! ya just need one that accepts the barter system.

I can see ya at the hospital in the years after the great garbage avalanche...
I'm looking for plain water. like in the toilet?
put that one in your mouth, now put that one in your butt, uhh wait that one in your mouth and that...!:fsu:
how many injuries in a row? They usually come in streaks, often in threes or fives. Damn, that why they put me in here! Dang superstitious jehosaphat jumanjies Neville's haze from a best buddy isnt like my usual medication, i better try that too! Open my padded door when the full moon is over!
RM
 
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idoreallytry

RM u silly as all get out what i got out of that lol was funny as hell lol,,,peace
 
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LolaGal

It's the Full Moon, it causes accidents I think.

I think bubble hash WILL help....... [Lola grabs the proferred bowl, and sucks greedily at the stem, like a starving person getting some Ramen noodles]
 
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