Hey buddy, knock yourself out - saves me dealing with her.
Careful - she is addicted to emeralds. I've dropped a small fortune over the years, and become something of a minor expert in them. The only stone more expensive than diamonds, and she can't function without them...
And she snores - like a bear...
man, i am just going to stop with the wives jokes 'cause what i had typed was too hardcore lol...
peace bro