semi snitched on

[JohnnyATL]

So my roomate and his girlfriend went through a big ass break up, and basically she went crazy.

She broke his new iphone ,called his boss and told him that my room mate was stealing money from the company (he wasent) AND....apparently called our apt and told them we were sellng drugs here. He doesnt even sell.

I have a few small bags around, but not alot of traffic or anything

Idk what to do or if i should even be worried.

 

[Classyathome]

Call HER parents, and comment about the great gangbangs you guys had with her...

Call her work, and anonymously drop hints about a HIV positive test...

Post any naked pics of her on the internet - and drop the url here...

Craigslist her, advertising her fetish skills, and set up swingers visits...

Have ugly, dykish she-men start showing up wherever she is, to hit on her in a very loud and persistant manner...

Drop a dime to leo about her meth lab...

Then laff whenever you see her - loud and proud...

IMHO

 

[JohnnyATL]

yeah def the craigslist idea..

my real question is can my apt do anything

 

[Classyathome]

yeah def the craigslist idea..

my real question is can my apt do anything

Approach landlord - tell him about psycho ex from hell, and intercept any thoughts he may have about following up on her complaint...

Best defense is a good offense

 

[HighTillDeath]

I'd call your apartment and explain to them what happened and apoligize for the crazy girl. Be nice and confident that you are not doing anything illegal.

 

[CoonLover]

So my roomate and his girlfriend went through a big ass break up, and basically she went crazy.

She broke his new iphone ,called his boss and told him that my room mate was stealing money from the company (he wasent) AND....apparently called our apt and told them we were sellng drugs here. He doesnt even sell.

I have a few small bags around, but not alot of traffic or anything

Idk what to do or if i should even be worried.

i would be worried, cops love to tail people around and build cases.

I was followed for about 6 months, rolled at 2 am.. Told they were fucking crazy, tried to pin shit on me. Keep to my story even with all sorts of shit they had learned about me.
Left the po po station, got in touch with all my peeps, let them know what was up and to lay low for a spell and I left 48hrs later and disappeared into the sticks of wyoming..
6 years later and still laying low key

Fuck cops, fuck bitch's and fuck bitch's who deal w/cops

 

[JohnnyATL]

yeah my room mate is going to do that first thing since it was his ex.

so much fuckin drama over nothing its redic

 

[CoonLover]

yeah def the craigslist idea..

Yeah? with any luck she'll end up in someone's crawl space.

Craigslist Dangers
http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=124718

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

CHICKEN/FISH/MILK BOMB TIME. yeaahhh boy. I love doing these to assholes.

Put a chicken/fish/milk bomb in his dryer vent. It exits to the out side of the place. It is a glass jar full of old fish, chicken, and milk. you can add dog shit, and old broccoli too. lid the jar, but leave it slightly loose, but doesnt leak bad. The heat from his dryer will make everything rot and ferment. her dryer isnt on all the time, so her house will stink of this, and she wont be able find it ever, so she will always have to smell it. Plus her cloths will always smell like it from her dryer. If the landlords cant find it, well there goes her deposit. So you can cost her money too. she will have no idea it was you if you are careful. To add insult to injury, add a laminated note that says "fuck you, you stupid Bitch" incase she finds it ever.

Wow I used the C-word refering to vagina and it put stars for the letters. I didnt know there was any word restriction on IC mag. No biggie, I dont wanna offend any girls. I have only met one girl that dosnt get mad when I say it.

 

[GrüneErd]

for future reference don't trust girls with anything legal or life-threatening, they're sure to disappoint.

put her in her place man, if it was a guy what would you do? (i don't mean beating her or anything physical, as that is NOT cool, but if it was a guy you'd get KRUNK on his ass right? find a non-physical way to teach her a f****n lesson man)

play her game. where does she live? where does she work? start makin them calls, say you're an officer with such and such PD and are interested in her whereabouts in relation to a prostitution and crack distribution ring! let her parent know as well LOL. get creative, she let her emotions do the work. let your logic kick her emotions ASS.

 

[NoSaint]

Playing her game and doing all that shit back to her will only prolong this and make her go crazier. Its exactly what she wants. Him or you to feed into it and fight back so she can say you guys are the f@#ked up ones. The best thing to do is talk to the landlord, explain what she did and why she did it and if you aren't selling you have nothing to worry about.

If your boy ignores her she will go away faster than if he keeps fighting with her. Its text book women here. Go ballistic, drive the guy over the edge so he snaps and then run all over saying he's nuts, abusive etc. The best way to drive a women like that nuts is to get another piece of gash and ignore her completely. They can't handle the silence and the guy just walking away. So many guys get emotional right back and let them have the control over them that they are after. She's trying to control him still, don't give in. Just tell all your/her/his friends how crazy she is and ruin her rep.

I hate women sometimes. (in these situations i mean)

 

[Phillthy]

i'd be real nice to the bitch, throw her a shot, then tell her you have syphilis...

 

[Classyathome]

i'd be real nice to the bitch, throw her a shot, then tell her you have syphilis...

Give her a string of pearls, right in the eye - then share the STD story...

I like the way you think, Phillthy...

 

[Phillthy]

thats why i am phillthy

 

[s13sr20det]

snitches get stitches

 

[Classyathome]

I never forget someone that fucks me over Ever.

Me too - I was just telling my oldest son how I still carry a grudge against a guy I went to grade school with (that was 35 yrs ago). He was a complete douche, and used to beat the shit outta me on a regular basis (he was much bigger, and I was pretty small when I was young).

He died, about a year after my son was born - he was a body builder, and 'roids made his heart explode, and when I was told he was dead, my response was "Good - fuck him, he was an asshole".

I'd still piss on his headstone if I ever see his grave.

 

[I N Hail]

Damn Johnny, I hate to hear this my friend. That fking bitch!!!!

Hay bro i hear the "hooch" has a few openings. wink wink

Be carefull bro.

INH

 

[JohnnyATL]

Damn Johnny, I hate to hear this my friend. That fking bitch!!!!

Hay bro i hear the "hooch" has a few openings. wink wink

Be carefull bro.

INH

I actually went out today man. Im not much of a trout fisherman tho. I cant get used to fishing for anything except biggies.

I found out after we got off the river. shitty way to ruin a relaxing afternoon lol but its cool.

Like i said i dont have traffic and shit through here and my manangement is pretty cool so im not worried

 

[I N Hail]

Cool i forgot we were talking about some fishing.I meant a few opening's for HER!!!

But hay we should start seeing the stripper run in a couple of weeks.unless the drought's
the last few yr's screwed that up.

Peace
INH

 

[Oliver Pantsoff]

lol

lol

Call HER parents, and comment about the great gangbangs you guys had with her...

Call her work, and anonymously drop hints about a HIV positive test...

Post any naked pics of her on the internet - and drop the url here...

Craigslist her, advertising her fetish skills, and set up swingers visits...

Have ugly, dykish she-men start showing up wherever she is, to hit on her in a very loud and persistant manner...

Drop a dime to leo about her meth lab...

Then laff whenever you see her - loud and proud...

IMHO

Classic....Fucking classic...You got me over here rollin...hilarious

OP