MEN are just DESSERT!!!!!

[WonderWoman86]

I just realized I can't quote posts yet *haha* But to add to your "little black dress" quote Madre, I just bought a new one for my birthday a month ago and it's so awesome!!! Strapless, knee length, made of this really silky material w/ black lace overlay and a cute empire waist. = ) I felt so sexy wearing it!!! No "CFM" shoes though, I'm too clumsy for porn star heels. lol

 

[808kahumai]

He must not have had the right woman yet.....only had Funyuns so far.
that is under snack food and he has not made it to GOURMET YET!!!!!

ROTF....
guess not. Ahh, we shouldn't eat our young though. Maybe he will pick up some hints and he will graduate someday. There is a BIG difference between guys and men. I hope at least one guy reading this thinks twice about how he is going to plan his next date and graduates into manhood.
<whisper> the benefits of becoming a man are far better than the guys night out poker party.

 

[madrecinco]

We can help these guys ladies ....te he

Funyans today truffles and caviar tomorrow. Give him hope for "gourmet sex"

Fast Food sex is for the young. Fast hot sex if you will.
Enlightened women want "slow seductive sex." mentally and physically engaging.... Covering all bases and not


"Hey lets grab a bag of Funyans and F--K!" LOL

Lots of seductive foreplay flirtation and then dinner followed by a SLOW SENSUAL DESSERT!

He will never leave after you make love to him RIGHT! So if you don't want him camping on your porch hold back some.....

Once you had goumet love you can't go back to fast food and funyuns!

 

[manwithnoname]

i should have never googled that bag of funyuns pic! haha

someone needs to show me where the gourmet women that smoke are. for you ladies, what is a good way to kind of hint around at asking if a female smokes or not? whenever it's a guy i'm asking, i just flat out say, "do you smoke", but with females i always feel awkward asking.

 

[bakerman]

manwithnoname,you forgot to say they where BIG funyuns rings and its all in where they are placed!

 

[Mrs.Babba]

i should have never googled that bag of funyuns pic! haha

someone needs to show me where the gourmet women that smoke are. for you ladies, what is a good way to kind of hint around at asking if a female smokes or not? whenever it's a guy i'm asking, i just flat out say, "do you smoke", but with females i always feel awkward asking.

You could ask em if they like funyons!!?? heheh but seriously just ask them, they will let ya know!

 

[jwm]

If I were to be reborn as a dessert, I'd want to come back as 'bananas foster'!!!

 

[WonderWoman86]

I agree, no need to be shy. Just ask away! = )

 

[midwestganja]

so if a man is the dessert, what type of course should women be to men? are they like the bag of funyuns i had for lunch today?

Hmm you could have your chick play "ring toss" with those funyons.

Haha

 

[madrecinco]

I would hope my man takes a larger FUNYUN than most who play that game....

But food fun can be involved in sex play FO SHO!

One time a young man came into the ER/ED with a pear up his ass and could not extract it.....must of been some kinky ass sex games....te he

Food fun gone to far te he

 

[WonderWoman86]

Yikes! That poor guy!!! He must have been quite embarrassed haha

 

[madrecinco]

If I were to be reborn as a dessert, I'd want to come back as 'bananas foster'!!!

LOL......great Dessert before or after the REAL DESSERT!!!!

 

[madrecinco]

Yikes! That poor guy!!! He must have been quite embarrassed haha

Yeah WW you see some wierd stuff in nursing. Where is Hawaii Nurse tonight??? She must be working her shift. Hope you are having a good night. My baby boy has gone home for the night and Cute Dr House is on TV
....I just love genius dysfuntional Docs and there are SO MANY!!!! te he

 

[WonderWoman86]

I can imagine! haha I used to work as an MA so I saw some pretty crazy stuff too!

I *heart* House! King and I have a minor addiction to that show. = )

 

[808kahumai]

I was married to my first wife for 23 years and we had three children. My wife worked when we first got married because we were poor and I was going to school to be an engineer. We seemed to progress thru our careers at about the same rate I suppose, except a certain point came where she topped out. Me, on the other hand, I have no limit to what I can do with my career. It got to the point that her income was about what I paid in taxes. She belonged to a union, and that is so limiting. However, she had great insurance and decent retirement plan. By the time I realised that she didn't need to work she got to point that she felt she had to keep going. I spent my life working the opposite shift to her. She was always gone on weekends, evenings and holidays and in many ways I didn't feel married. I picked up the kids from day care and pretty much every thing a traditional mother would do for over 20 years. I felt that I never signed up to be anyone's housewife, and especially since I have a pretty good career. For years I begged her to quit for the sake of our marriage. Not only would she not quit, but she told me I could not afford to divorce her. In time I got bored, mid life crisis or whatever and starting seeing other women on the side. She divorced me.

I am remarried now and the big rule in the house is that she doesn't work. She can help out with charities or whatever, just be home for me when I get home from work. She knows my feelings very well and knows my story. She was one of the women I started to see when I finally got tired of waiting for my wife to retire. Having done this married thing twice now I think I am becoming an expert.

I really think my children would have been better off to have their mother at home more too. There is some kind of balance to the universe and I don't always understand it, but I think that at least one parent should work and the other not.

Interesting story, some of us don't have that option on purpose though. I am a single mother and work three days a week. I have a nanny that watches them when I am away. I have had male nannies, couples that nannied, and teachers as well. I choose nannies over day care and I think that it has worked out very well. All of my nannies have been really attached to my children and continue to stay in contact with them even to this day. Many parents have to both work in order to make it. I feel really fortunate that I make enough money to support my children on my own. I also appreciate my "break" at work away from my children so that our time together is that much more special. I also feel that my children are very well adjusted socially because they have had the oportunity to experience other people's view of the world and have seen and learned other ways of life. I don't believe that there is only one right way to raise children. Every child is different and everyone has different situations. The important thing is that they are well taken care of and loved like there is no tomorrow. I have the pleasure of giving my children almost all of my attention on my four days off a week. I don't have to share that time with anyone. It is ours alone and it is precious. That may change later on, but for now I am so greatful that I have had their younger years all to myself. We are really close and I hope it always stays that way. Cheers to all the parents out there. We all work so hard and deserve a big pat on the back....

 

[groady-ho]

personally i think it's quality of the time spent with your children that shapes the way they think and act..i know many that are there all day with there kids but the quality of the time spent is nill..

 

[madrecinco]

I can imagine! haha I used to work as an MA so I saw some pretty crazy stuff too!

I *heart* House! King and I have a minor addiction to that show. = )

Wow you were an MA....you should have went on to nursing. I am trying to get Hawaii Nurse to meet my nurse son as I want him to get married before I croak. LOL...I just can't stop interfereing in my kids life.....I am a nosy granny FO SHO! But you know how us southern mothers are.

So yeah some pretty crazy things I saw in my years nursing and my kids keep me up on the latest hospital gossip. My son took care of that survivor of the boat capsizing recently in the gulf with the NFL and USF football players where 3 died. Tragic.

 

[manwithnoname]

man, i could really go for some funyuns right now...

until i heard about the pear up the ass. that had to be messy.

i could easily be a stay at home dad. i'm 26 now and have worked since i was pretty much born, growing up on a farm and all. i could not go to a job another day in my life and be perfectly happy. i know raising children is a job, but at least you dont have to raise them by sitting in a cubicle all day.

 

[madrecinco]

I was married to my first wife for 23 years and we had three children. My wife worked when we first got married because we were poor and I was going to school to be an engineer. We seemed to progress thru our careers at about the same rate I suppose, except a certain point came where she topped out. Me, on the other hand, I have no limit to what I can do with my career. It got to the point that her income was about what I paid in taxes. She belonged to a union, and that is so limiting. However, she had great insurance and decent retirement plan. By the time I realised that she didn't need to work she got to point that she felt she had to keep going. I spent my life working the opposite shift to her. She was always gone on weekends, evenings and holidays and in many ways I didn't feel married. I picked up the kids from day care and pretty much every thing a traditional mother would do for over 20 years. I felt that I never signed up to be anyone's housewife, and especially since I have a pretty good career. For years I begged her to quit for the sake of our marriage. Not only would she not quit, but she told me I could not afford to divorce her. In time I got bored, mid life crisis or whatever and starting seeing other women on the side. She divorced me.

I am remarried now and the big rule in the house is that she doesn't work. She can help out with charities or whatever, just be home for me when I get home from work. She knows my feelings very well and knows my story. She was one of the women I started to see when I finally got tired of waiting for my wife to retire. Having done this married thing twice now I think I am becoming an expert.

I really think my children would have been better off to have their mother at home more too. There is some kind of balance to the universe and I don't always understand it, but I think that at least one parent should work and the other not.

As a feminist I think it is great if ppl can afford to let one stay home with the kids. The kids are certainly better off. I don't feel I had a choice as my husband was in the Army and not an officer and we had 5 kids. But it did hurt our marraige in lots of ways as he was away from home a lot and I was like a single woman raising 5 kids.
We ended up more being friends with our kids as our common goal. We prolly stayed together after a while mostly for the mutual love of our children. But we did love each other....but the sparks faded and I am sure he cheated being out of the country a lot. Typical soldier....wife at home with the kids while he saves the world and samples the local HO's!

But it sounds like you and your ex lost what brought you together in the first place.....It happens often with LTR's.....

But I am determined to keep my relationship now fresh and fulfilling for both of us.

It sounds like you are happy now and I hope your children have adjusted to all of the turmoil of divorce. My kids had problems with me still wanting another relationship....but they have come around and now support my new life with a new man.

 

[madrecinco]

man, i could really go for some funyuns right now...

until i heard about the pear up the ass. that had to be messy.

i could easily be a stay at home dad. i'm 26 now and have worked since i was pretty much born, growing up on a farm and all. i could not go to a job another day in my life and be perfectly happy. i know raising children is a job, but at least you dont have to raise them by sitting in a cubicle all day.

Wow I am gonna try the FUNYUN ring toss FO SHO!!!! BUT my man said a pear up his ass.....not!!!!! te he.....I was gonna use KY so WTF is the problem dear.....LMAO!!!!!