Does Anybody TWITTER???

[swampdank]

Everybody twitters even celebrities. Some of them have enough fame to get somebody else to twitter for them.

I tried to explain to my parents that twittering is a natural bodily function and that sometimes I just needed to release some pressure.

Everybody does it. Even Snoop Dog.

Hell, PeeWee got caught twittering in public.

If you cant twitter in a porn theater, something is really wrong. Isnt that why they are there. What else are you going to do in a porn theater?

 

[madrecinco]

Everybody twitters even celebrities. Some of them have enough fame to get somebody else to twitter for them.

I tried to explain to my parents that twittering is a natural bodily function and that sometimes I just needed to release some pressure.

Everybody does it. Even Snoop Dog.

Hell, PeeWee got caught twittering in public.

If you cant twitter in a porn theater, something is really wrong. Isnt that why they are there. What else are you going to do in a porn theater?

UMMMM I get it now. But it took a while and now I have my new twittering weed friends out there. Snoop Dog was actually twittering with Martha Stewart recently. So I will twitter and hope to bring consideration to the weed movement there. Plus twitter with my first granddaughter in college to make sure she is spending my money WISELY and studying and NOT partying too much. Hey Swamp tell your wife hello and a friend of mine left my email address on your IC I think. But I am boycotted currently and have to talk to GUYS! OH WELL could be worse....te he

BUT wish her my very best...she is rather cool....

 

[madrecinco]

PEWEE got caught in Sarasota where he is from.....BTW WTF is wrong with masterbating to PORN?????? it might feel good and clean the pipes out......Americans are too narrow minded ...James Baldwin was right INDEED!

 

[pack a bowl]

celebrities twitter as a form of promoting themselves you fools.

 

[swampdank]

We both adore you Madre. We missed you in your absence. You can take a joke and roll with the punches. Qualities a lot of southern women lack. Mrs.Swamp loves to wake up to fresh Madre posts in the morning. And she reads them to me. We get a kick out of them. So, ya I get taken in to the womens forum daily too. Hope you are enjoying the weather. Been really pretty today.

UMMMM I get it now. But it took a while and now I have my new twittering weed friends out there. Snoop Dog was actually twittering with Martha Stewart recently. So I will twitter and hope to bring consideration to the weed movement there. Plus twitter with my first granddaughter in college to make sure she is spending my money WISELY and studying and NOT partying too much. Hey Swamp tell your wife hello and a friend of mine left my email address on your IC I think. But I am boycotted currently and have to talk to GUYS! OH WELL could be worse....te he

BUT wish her my very best...she is rather cool....

 

[swampdank]

PEWEE got caught in Sarasota where he is from.....BTW WTF is wrong with masterbating to PORN?????? it might feel good and clean the pipes out......Americans are too narrow minded ...James Baldwin was right INDEED!

LMAO! I agree! I was just a kid when all that went down, but I saw right through it. Everybody does it. The media just needed a whipping boy. PeeWee still rocks in my book. His performance in Nice Dreams was epic. "I'm sorry I took the money" Im not sorry! HAHA!"

 

[madrecinco]

We both adore you Madre. We missed you in your absence. You can take a joke and roll with the punches. Qualities a lot of southern women lack. Mrs.Swamp loves to wake up to fresh Madre posts in the morning. And she reads them to me. We get a kick out of them. So, ya I get taken in to the womens forum daily too. Hope you are enjoying the weather. Been really pretty today.

Stormy and vortexes around here right now,....but my man is headed to Ft Myers to pick up breast tissue samples to deliver to the lab here in Tampa. te he

ta ta tissue biopsys.

but I can handle banning and prolly will be banned for good soon....but at Pops and my age we kinda tell it like it is...but I need to be cognizant of my biotch factor that ALL women have.

And keep it to a minimum.

AND NURSE MADRE says...nuthin' wrong with masterbating. On TV this morning on Mike and Julliette Show it says a man needs sex 6 times a week for good prostate health. GEEZ I don't know if I can keep up....I am kinda old.....te he.

 

[NorCalFor20]

 

[madrecinco]

ICMAG twitters also I see....ADMIN I think.... I saw it meself....te he

 

[madrecinco]

Whomever say twitter don't matter is wrong,.

Ashton Kutcher is racing CNN to have the first feed to reach a million followers....TWITTERVERSE....
Kutcher promised on his feed @aplusk to "PUNK" Ted Turner if he beats CNN !@ cnnbrk to a million.

Kutcher aso offered a copy of Guitar Hero to millionth follower and 10,000 bed nets for fighting malaria in underdeveloped countries.

Also a video game publisher Electronic Arts is offering to feature the millionth person to tweet ....they will be featured in the new Sim's 3...future game coming out...


BUT OPRAH @oprah will prolly smoke both of them in this race.

SOOOOO I still am trying to figure out this new TWITTER stuff as a lot of important people ARE TWITTERING these days FO SHO!!!!!


damn RAYS lost the game last night....BUMMER for Tampa Bay!!!! Going to go twitter about tonights game....

 

[Mr. Tony]

This girl told me to hit her bong so she could take a pic for facebook. I told her to fuck off. I'm trying to get a good fucking job, possibly with a certain government agency. The last thing I want is to not be allowed an interview because some dumbass put a picture of me hitting a bong with my full face in the pic on the internet.


In a few years I believe there will be a problem of epidemic proportions from people not getting jobs because of the information they released about themselves on the internet.

 

[madrecinco]

This girl told me to hit her bong so she could take a pic for facebook. I told her to fuck off. I'm trying to get a good fucking job, possibly with a certain government agency. The last thing I want is to not be allowed an interview because some dumbass put a picture of me hitting a bong with my full face in the pic on the internet.


In a few years I believe there will be a problem of epidemic proportions from people not getting jobs because of the information they released about themselves on the internet.

You prolly are right and if I were not retired I CERTAINLY would not run my mouth or put picture online that could back come on me. ESPECIALLY in my career.

I had to hide many years I was a toker and even quit many years out of fear of loss of career like many fear also. I empathise with you young stoners raising families and protecting your jobs. Times are hard enough as it is if you even can get a job these day......

 

[trouble]

Whomever say twitter don't matter is wrong,.

Kutcher aso offered a copy of Guitar Hero to millionth follower and 10,000 bed nets for fighting malaria in underdeveloped countries.


a lot of important people ARE TWITTERING these days FO SHO!!!!!

Anyone who really cares what Aston Kutcher had for lunch and considers him to be "important people", may have to much idle time in their lives.


And why do people like Aston Kutcher have to have a million moron's following them around all day before they do a good deed for others? Ashton Kutcher has plenty of money, for less than what his monthly dry cleaning bill is he could purchase enough mosquitoe netting for for 10,000 beds and donate it to underdeveloped countries with malaria problems? Why does his ego need a million people with no lives following him around all day before he gives for the pure pleasure of giving with no strings attached?



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