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madrecinco

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Is "Twitter" when you hang your nude girlfriend upside down by her legs from the celling fan over your bed, with a roasted chicken hanging out of her mouth, with the fan turned on high?

If so, I have indeed Twittered before!




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Don't think so darlin'.....but TWITTERING is the CURRENT thing to do. On TV all they talk about now is twittering....in my day a twit was a derogatory term
 
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madrecinco

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No no .. its with a TURKEY not a CHICKEN

Ya know I am pretty broad minded...but that is a new one on me....maybe Pops knows about that one. Forgive me guys as I am stuck at home with my 16 month old grandson the Jakinator and I get my laughs here from you guys. So far so good in the humor on this thread. Life is too short not to laugh daily.:woohoo: Raises dopamine levels!
 

Bobby Stainless

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Twitter is about as dumb as facebook and myspace put together.

Why make it easy to find out about you?
 

nycdfan042

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Twitter is about as dumb as facebook and myspace put together.

Why make it easy to find out about you?
i never had a myspace page( i made one to upload my beats so my friends can lsiten, but thats it - there isnt any personal info on there just my own original music), i made a face book because my family is on it and they kept bugging me to make one so we could stay in touch(for that purpose its actually pretty awesome), havent done twitter and i probably wont.
 

jamaican

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I just set up my Facebook a few days ago,mabye in a year or two I'll make it to twitter.Im not in a hurry to be a tweet,wtf is next and when will it stop.
 

trouble

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Ladies & Gentleman, I've just wasted the last hour of my life trying to find a single redeeming quality to the "Twitter" service, and found nothing, nada, zip! For those of you who haven't familiarized yourself with "Twitter", one thing:

(1) DONT WASTE YOUR TIME!

So far as I can tell Twitter is full of people suffering from terminal Paris Hilton syndrome. Has-been, wannabe celebrities, and morons trying to get other idiot's to follow them around all day like groupies, begging for a shred of attention. Sharing such dazzling information as:

I'm going to the store.

Doing my homework.

Overslept.

I farted 6 times today.

Talk about a colossal waste of time. Twitter is always on, and at a 140 character limit, doesn't have the capacity to be entertaining, informative, or meaningful. It's not a good platform for creative expression. I personally find no value in random mudane micro post, such as " my puppy just shit on my kitchen floor", posted by some loser I dont even know & don't want to know.

Why do some people think they're so important that they believe other people really give a shit what they had for lunch?

Besides all of that, how can anyone with the least bit of self-respect & dignity possibly participate in anything where the primary activity is called "Twitting"?





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madrecinco

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Twitting is for Twits!

Twitting is for Twits!

Ladies & Gentleman, I've just wasted the last hour of my life trying to find a single redeeming quality to the "Twitter" service, and found nothing, nada, zip! For those of you who haven't familiarized yourself with "Twitter", one thing:

(1) DONT WASTE YOUR TIME!

So far as I can tell Twitter is full of people suffering from terminal Paris Hilton syndrome. Has-been, wannabe celebrities, and morons trying to get other idiot's to follow them around all day like groupies, begging for a shred of attention. Sharing such dazzling information as:

I'm going to the store.

Doing my homework.

Overslept.

I farted 6 times today.

Talk about a colossal waste of time. Twitter is always on, and at a 140 character limit, doesn't have the capacity to be entertaining, informative, or meaningful. It's not a good platform for creative expression. I personally find no value in random mudane micro post, such as " my puppy just shit on my kitchen floor", posted by some loser I dont even know & don't want to know.

Why do some people think they're so important that they believe other people really give a shit what they had for lunch?

Besides all of that, how can anyone with the least bit of self-respect & dignity possibly participate in anything where the primary activity is called "Twitting"?





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LMFAO!!!!! seriously.....dumb ass ppl with no life twittering away.....
EVEN HILLARY is twittering though....
That is WTF I am trying to figure out though.
But I am "oldretirednurse" on twitter if anybody wants to twit!


BTW I farted twice today and I WANT EVERYBODY to know about it! te he


but what is it about "twitting" that has ppl enthralled????
 

genkisan

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I wanna develop a net service where folks kin TWATTER...


I think it would be popular.....
 

SouthernGuerila

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Social sites suck. It's like having Big Brother riding your jock strap.

I'm slightly reclusive. I like my privacy and my "alone time".. In person, phone, email and postal mail is enough for me. Then I still change my email and phone # every few years or less. :D
 

Yes4Prop215

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i think the whole idea behind Twitter and facebook is absolutely ridiculous.

most people who use those sites are SHeeple desperate for attention

when i was in college i tried facebook out for a few weeks, mostly because i was trying to find this hot chick

not only was i able to stalk said hot chick, but i got to know when she was arguing with her boyfriend, blah blah blah

i would read messages like "cindy and john are no longer together"

then a few days later, "cindy and john are celebrating their 2 year!"

WHO CARES!!!


god dammmn, i would NEVER want my life broadcasted for everyone to see, which is the main reason i shut down my facebook for good.

everything about it pisses me off, how do these mindless kids waste so much time on it i have no idea.
 
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