Strippers

[KMK0420]

how can someone seriously/intimately date a girl who gets paid to leave slug trails on guys crotches at a club? wait...I may have answered my own question.

Here are some smilies doing their interpretation of a stripper's day on the job:

lmfao!!

 

[whiterabbit9]

slug trails

but you shouldn'T be hatin bra

 

[WhoMan]

A haahhahah

 

[RockyMountainHi]

Does "she" have an adams apple?

 

[HairlessCaveApe]

Get one of yer friends to go see her dance while your not there. Get him to try stuffin copper scrapps and alluminum into her g string. If she takes it, youl know what shes all about. -Im tellin ya Brudda, Shes only into you to see what she can get outta ya.

 

[johnipedestran]

Good Luck Mang

Back in the day I used to hang at the club all the time. I was a bad customer from a $$$ perspective. I tipped all the girls 1$ when they would come around after performing, and always took good care of my bartender but spent no other money on dances or the like. I hung out there for years.

The thing we need to be extremely careful of is loose lips and our ballin lifestyle. Do not give up that good green to a stripper. they ain't stupid and can connect the dots pretty quick.

somebody else mentioned marching powder. I never have and never will do it, but some of those girls at the club would go crazy for that shit. I hung there so much that I got offered many times to go upstairs and have some.

peace
jip

 

[FreezerBoy]

Out of respect, you should have paid for the lunch if you agreed. Men always pay!

Not true. As a guest, the man is obligated to allow a lady to pay if that's what she wants. Real men, especially gentlemen, never fight over the check.

 

[Justa6655321]

ask to see her divers license. Most girls will have a stage name, then a fake name after that, then their real name. if she's been telling you her fake second name or anything other than her real name - nail her, all her friends, get it on video and the do like Forest and RUN

Dont do any drugs with them either - nothing but weed

 

[One Love]

slug trails

but you shouldn'T be hatin bra

not hatin, just statin.

now I ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she aint messin with no broke broke!

 

[backwoodburner]

F'ingg f the f out of her!

 

[LLCoolBud]

"She" might be a man.

 

[sunflower1]

I think she really digs you. Enjoy it!

 

[RetroGrow]

"Stripper" = Hooker.
I say play along, and start renting her out.
Also, a word of advice: never believe a single word that comes out of the mouth of a hooker/stripper. And never confide in her. Enjoy her body as the plaything that it is, but let it end there.

One other thing to the poster that said his wife was a stripper who didn't strip.
If a girl does not remove her clothes, she is not a stripper.

 

[flubnutz]

i have known many rippers over the years, and was in a relationship with one for a few, she had her probs but was a good person (cept when she drank). the thing to remember is, at the club ... they're at work, thinkin about payin the rent, groceries, bills etc., and they're talkin sweet to get your money, and hey, they wouldn't be good workers if they didn't.

if she's seein you outside the club ... and it aint becuz you're hookin her up ... then, she likes you. you just gotta decide if she likes you and she's all right, or she likes you and she's psycho. but even if she's psycho there can be an up-side (see the nut job thread )

 

[movingtocally]

So, it's established that you effectively have no money. Or at least, enough to warrant using by anyone above the age of 3 that has material interest beyond Smarties and Kit Kat Bars.

I am concerned that you cannot figure out that you answered your own question.

If she's reasonably hot and not coked out, she probably has more money than you, if you're not pulling six figs.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

So, it's established that you effectively have no money. Or at least, enough to warrant using by anyone above the age of 3 that has material interest beyond Smarties and Kit Kat Bars.

I am concerned that you cannot figure out that you answered your own question.

If she's reasonably hot and not coked out, she probably has more money than you, if you're not pulling six figs.

I agree. as long as she is stable, and doesnt do hard drugs, it is ok if she strips. She doesnt have to indulge in the stereotypical stripper life style. Be careful though. dont trust her stripper friends even if she is cool. It would be rare to find a stripper worth dating.

 

[MCsqrd]

Ride it out

 

[RetroGrow]

Why not call them what they are?
Hookers.

 

[RockyMountainHi]

Things are seldom as they seem.

But,,,,, sometimes they are.

 

[dfa]

picking up strippers happens often for some guys, regardless if "they're working".

sounds like she likes you. and if she wants money, give her none. its pretty simple..