**FUNNY** Girl cheats on BF and tries to apologize....

[swampdank]

LMAO! Fuck yeah. That chick deserved it. I bet far worse things were said when he found out.

 

[itsaplant]

i wonder if he made out with her in between blow jobs

 

[LolaGal]

45 minutes for a BJ? No way! Did they spend the first 30 minutes talking about it in a public bathroom?

Sorry, not buying this scam! My bullshit detector is beeping.

 

[dkmonk]

I can see a bj lasting 45 minutes easily, unless i got brianna banks, jordan capri, or traci lords on my nuts it as at least going to be that to get off on a bj they just take forever to get my rocks off.

The actually thing is a whole different story though lol

 

[SDOG]

45 minutes for a BJ? No way! Did they spend the first 30 minutes talking about it in a public bathroom?

Sorry, not buying this scam! My bullshit detector is beeping.

You just must be good at what you do.


Sorry i had too.

 

[movingtocally]

Brilliant prose. Truly grade A stuff. Unabashed, but not over the top to the point of nausea. Zero cliches, and, most importantly, leaving the body image comment for the finale.


I would buy that man many a beer if I knew him.

 

[OGDread]

She sucks two dicks on a toilet, and she worries about her -thighs- hahahaha!

 

[Ms Carter]

i can honestly say i've never given any blowjobs...drunken or not!

Good for you hunny! Unfortunately, you will endure a lifetime of your husband/significant other "visiting" women who do! There is no such thing as a blow-job free healthy relationship.

 

[ArcticBlast]

haha i'm a heterosexual male

ArcticBlast

 

[Guest 18340]

The thunder-thighs comment was obviously a low-blow and he didnt seem to mind before.

Everything else...RIGHt on track.

Thats an assumption on your part.
You never banged a girl on the steady even though she had no ass? Or small tits? Or didnt suck cock good? I know i have personally put up with some womens attributes that i wasnt fond of just so i can keep hitting it.
And besides, if you ever want to hurt a chick just tell her she looks fat, lol!
Seriously though, whats so hard to believe that this guy never really liked her thighs?

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

burn

 

[keke.nz]

lol thats pretty dam funny! he ripped the shit outta the bitch! about the thighs, who gives a fuck he was obviously pissed off and she stuffed up bad lol. Thanks for that dude.

peace keke

 

[Mr. Freeman]

I would've accepted her apology and would've boned her one last time not forgetting to take my camera and posting on the internet. lol. That would hurt even more.

 

[OGDread]

I would've accepted her apology and would've boned her one last time not forgetting to take my camera and posting on the internet. lol. That would hurt even more.

And, it would be quite illegal.

 

[ArcticBlast]

dude almost everything mentioned on this site is "illegal"!

i personally think mr.freeman's comment was hilarious!

ArcticBlast

 

[Brother Bear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osNZxHOfHXg

 

[Original]

I remember a girl cheated on me after we had been together about 4 months. Then later that day tried to apologize, I was shocked, I thought she would have known me better by that time. So I replied with something ending with:

"Go shit yourself, Darling"

Which especially felt good as she knew I hated it when she referred to me as 'Darling' which was usually when she was being a sarcastic asshole.

Never spoke to her since.

Good on the guy sending the letter he did, could have re-phrased his letter nearer the end, instead of commenting on her thighs he should have commented about the secret STI he passed her. Haha.