Words of Wisdom.(W.o.W) inspired by GN

[Strainbrain]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

(It's mostly comedy, but if you look deeper you'll actually find some value in this.)


-s

 

[tenotoge]

whoever smelled it dealt it.
loose lips sink ships.
grab the bull by the horns.

 

[trouble]

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good
is like expecting the bull not to charge you because your a vegetarian





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[WhoMan]

"O'pun your Mind"-Whoman

 

[Payaso]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!

 

[trouble]

Never take a dog on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out the window on the way home his face might burn-off.





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[tenotoge]

"always make sure you have on clean underwear!" - mom
It's SO true.

 

[trouble]

If at first you don't succeed, try not to look surprised.





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[Dirt Magirt]

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The squeaky wheel gets the grease

 

[trouble]

When you argue with a fool, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.



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[swampdank]

Give a man a fish he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

[Brother Bear]

man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

 

[ROJO145]

A wise old owl lived in an oak,the more he saw the less he spoke,the less he spoke the more he heard,now wasnt that a wise old bird

 

[trouble]

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense!



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[tenotoge]

"don't listen to a girl when she tells you she's on the pill"

 

[trouble]

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better!




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[Big D]

If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

i have ran out of words of wisdom

 

[trouble]

I say worship the Potato! What eles is more deserving of worship than the Potato? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it!




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[Brother Bear]

man standing on toilet high on pot